Jonathan Krohe
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Jonathan Krohe (Jon) is raising a 12 year old girl and attempting/failing to learn new things
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Consider this payment with interest on a debt the Mets owe to Baltimore for getting two years of Eddie Murray as an RBI machine. Murray, of course, should never have been allowed to retire as anything other than an Oriole, as with Alonso and Queens.
Baseball and capitalism are a loveless marriage.
Baseball and capitalism are a loveless marriage.
BREAKING: The Baltimore Orioles and Pete Alonso have agreed to a five-year, $155M contract, a source confirms to @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social.
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Consider this payment with interest on a debt the Mets owe to Baltimore for getting two years of Eddie Murray as an RBI machine. Murray, of course, should never have been allowed to retire as anything other than an Oriole, as with Alonso and Queens.
Baseball and capitalism are a loveless marriage.
Baseball and capitalism are a loveless marriage.
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It is fun to go to the movies
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It is fun to go to the movies
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Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
Stand in the place where you live because Get A Life is finally coming to streaming
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November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Chris Elliot's groundbreaking anti-sitcom, Get A Life, is finally coming to streaming, courtesy of Shout TV.
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The electorate's 2025 post-Trump buyer's remorse is the most intense buyer's remorse since the electorate's 2017 post-Trump buyer's remorse.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The electorate's 2025 post-Trump buyer's remorse is the most intense buyer's remorse since the electorate's 2017 post-Trump buyer's remorse.
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Portlandia director Krisel has been on the verge of breaking into film for years, and will apparently do so with the darkly comic Hey Bear.
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Mia Goth and Zach Galifianakis are making a bear revenge movie for Baskets' Jonathan Krisel
Mia Goth and Zach Galifianakis are making a bear revenge movie for Baskets' Jonathan Krisel
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October 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Portlandia director Krisel has been on the verge of breaking into film for years, and will apparently do so with the darkly comic Hey Bear.
www.avclub.com/mia-goth-zac...
www.avclub.com/mia-goth-zac...
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
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It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.
October 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.
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*stepping out of a time machine in 2007*
I come from the future - the most consequential men in society are the hosts of the Man Show, Fear Factor, and the Apprentice
I come from the future - the most consequential men in society are the hosts of the Man Show, Fear Factor, and the Apprentice
September 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
*stepping out of a time machine in 2007*
I come from the future - the most consequential men in society are the hosts of the Man Show, Fear Factor, and the Apprentice
I come from the future - the most consequential men in society are the hosts of the Man Show, Fear Factor, and the Apprentice
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I don’t think One Battle After Another can be over-hyped. You’re going to hear alot of what sounds like awards season hyperbole about it, but it’s not - the movie is undeniable, it really is that good. And it’s a big funny entertaining action movie, but also much more. I can’t wait to see it again.
September 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I don’t think One Battle After Another can be over-hyped. You’re going to hear alot of what sounds like awards season hyperbole about it, but it’s not - the movie is undeniable, it really is that good. And it’s a big funny entertaining action movie, but also much more. I can’t wait to see it again.
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I wouldn't compare Sterlin Harjo's new FX comic mystery to "Reservation Dogs."
I *would* compare it to "Terriers" and "Lodge 49."
My review:
I *would* compare it to "Terriers" and "Lodge 49."
My review:
‘The Lowdown’ Review: Sterlin Harjo and Ethan Hawke Reunite for FX’s Low-Key Tulsa Noir Charmer
Hawke plays a journalist and used book dealer investigating a murder that might not be a murder in the Oklahoma-set comic mystery.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I wouldn't compare Sterlin Harjo's new FX comic mystery to "Reservation Dogs."
I *would* compare it to "Terriers" and "Lodge 49."
My review:
I *would* compare it to "Terriers" and "Lodge 49."
My review:
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Re-watching movies that I haven't seen in a few decades has me thinking THIS now:
August 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Re-watching movies that I haven't seen in a few decades has me thinking THIS now:
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Bluesky deserves to enjoy this amazing They Might Be Giants experiment, which I can't really summarize in a skeet
tmbw.net/wiki/Last_Wave
tmbw.net/wiki/Last_Wave
August 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Bluesky deserves to enjoy this amazing They Might Be Giants experiment, which I can't really summarize in a skeet
tmbw.net/wiki/Last_Wave
tmbw.net/wiki/Last_Wave
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mRNA vaccines not only stopped Covid in its tracks, they promised massive developments in other virulent diseases, including many forms of cancer. The Secretary of Health and Human Services has just dramatically increased the number of people who will die needlessly in the coming decade.
"The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) today announced the beginning of a coordinated wind-down of its mRNA vaccine development activities...."
cc: Sen. Bill Cassidy
cc: Sen. Bill Cassidy
August 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
mRNA vaccines not only stopped Covid in its tracks, they promised massive developments in other virulent diseases, including many forms of cancer. The Secretary of Health and Human Services has just dramatically increased the number of people who will die needlessly in the coming decade.
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When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
July 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
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One of the good things about working a height-of-summer Sunday Shift is you can wander down a rabbit hole re: the 1986 Mets getting in a fight at a Houston club called Cooter's Executive Games And Burgers without missing anything important. defector.com/39-years-ago...
39 Years Ago, Four Mets Fought The Cops At A Houston Bar Named Cooter's | Defector
Before the Mets’ game against the Houston Astros on July 18, 1986, Tim Teufel passed out cigars in the team’s locker room. The platoon second baseman was rejoining the team after staying behind in Con...
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July 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
One of the good things about working a height-of-summer Sunday Shift is you can wander down a rabbit hole re: the 1986 Mets getting in a fight at a Houston club called Cooter's Executive Games And Burgers without missing anything important. defector.com/39-years-ago...
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Lander is Mamdani's anger translator
the lander/mamdani partnership is fantastic because lander has that hater's spirit that zohran isn't allowed to bust out, every public-facing nice person needs a mean bud
June 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Lander is Mamdani's anger translator
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The pandering is funny, but way funnier is the laziness -- like he knows he has to say some shit about Jesus in order to keep the coalition of Christians on his side, but he doesn't bother to take two seconds to learn a single phrase or piece of scripture they actually use.
June 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The pandering is funny, but way funnier is the laziness -- like he knows he has to say some shit about Jesus in order to keep the coalition of Christians on his side, but he doesn't bother to take two seconds to learn a single phrase or piece of scripture they actually use.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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June 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I've never seen it so well put before.
May 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I've never seen it so well put before.
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beaver cleaver is such a fucked up thing to call your kid
May 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
beaver cleaver is such a fucked up thing to call your kid
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I don’t share this very often, but you guys deserve it.
May 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I don’t share this very often, but you guys deserve it.