jomoyo
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Eat lightning, shit thunder, build networks. In the event of a water landing I am designed to act as a flotation device.
I know it’s probably not a normal, well adjusted reaction, but every time this Cub Scout Color Guard comes in with the national colors at a ~35-40° angle, the urge to go yerk up a troop leader by their bolo tie and talk about US Flag Code is sooo strrrrong. Standards, y’all.
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I know it’s probably not a normal, well adjusted reaction, but every time this Cub Scout Color Guard comes in with the national colors at a ~35-40° angle, the urge to go yerk up a troop leader by their bolo tie and talk about US Flag Code is sooo strrrrong. Standards, y’all.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
JERRY, YES!
you're doing great. keep it up
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
JERRY, YES!
A little maple syrup in your Shin Black ramen 🤯
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
A little maple syrup in your Shin Black ramen 🤯
SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE
Krispy Kreme donuts are not as good as Dunkin Donuts donuts.
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
Ssam. Galbi ssam. Glorious galbi ssam with ssamjang and some oi kimchi.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ssam. Galbi ssam. Glorious galbi ssam with ssamjang and some oi kimchi.
He’s a 10 but his emotions always run the gambit.
He's a 10 but he says he respects you to the UPmost degree
He’s a 10 but he orders eXpresso
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
He’s a 10 but his emotions always run the gambit.
In this house we give lao gan ma the finest clean spoon avilable.
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
In this house we give lao gan ma the finest clean spoon avilable.
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Two realities to keep in mind
1) Mamdani CANNOT run for prez. Born in Uganda, no joke. That is huge blessing: means that his message and style can be judged on their own terms, not 'What does this mean for Iowa caucuses?'
2) Trump is weak and getting weaker, old and getting older. Supporters know
1) Mamdani CANNOT run for prez. Born in Uganda, no joke. That is huge blessing: means that his message and style can be judged on their own terms, not 'What does this mean for Iowa caucuses?'
2) Trump is weak and getting weaker, old and getting older. Supporters know
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Two realities to keep in mind
1) Mamdani CANNOT run for prez. Born in Uganda, no joke. That is huge blessing: means that his message and style can be judged on their own terms, not 'What does this mean for Iowa caucuses?'
2) Trump is weak and getting weaker, old and getting older. Supporters know
1) Mamdani CANNOT run for prez. Born in Uganda, no joke. That is huge blessing: means that his message and style can be judged on their own terms, not 'What does this mean for Iowa caucuses?'
2) Trump is weak and getting weaker, old and getting older. Supporters know
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MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much
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Roblox is a trash organization and I would sooner let my kids play a AAA gorefest than play it. could not be more obvious how little they think of children.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Roblox is a trash organization and I would sooner let my kids play a AAA gorefest than play it. could not be more obvious how little they think of children.
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The Verge: Screw it, I’m installing Linux
https://www.theverge.com/tech/823337/switching-linux-gaming-desktop-cachyos
#win11 #linux
https://www.theverge.com/tech/823337/switching-linux-gaming-desktop-cachyos
#win11 #linux
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The Verge: Screw it, I’m installing Linux
https://www.theverge.com/tech/823337/switching-linux-gaming-desktop-cachyos
#win11 #linux
https://www.theverge.com/tech/823337/switching-linux-gaming-desktop-cachyos
#win11 #linux
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Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
Nightmare phone call. Somebody found your wire / cable management and they really need to talk.
Loose Wire on Containership Dali Leads to Blackouts and Contact with Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge
www.ntsb.gov
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Nightmare phone call. Somebody found your wire / cable management and they really need to talk.
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TEN THOUSAND YEAR PROGRESSIVE SHOGUNATE INCOMING
Good morning.
Marist has D +14 on the generic.
Marist has D +14 on the generic.
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
TEN THOUSAND YEAR PROGRESSIVE SHOGUNATE INCOMING
Yes all curries
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Yes all curries
See, and I have *always* said that
Jumpers are unisex.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
See, and I have *always* said that
Is Costco just not advertising peanut oil, or is this holiday gonna be TERRIBLE
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Is Costco just not advertising peanut oil, or is this holiday gonna be TERRIBLE
Zeroing the FN .45acp / SRO, a story in three parts
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Zeroing the FN .45acp / SRO, a story in three parts
lol jeffrey epstein really said he does not give facebook permission to use his likeness in ANY
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
lol jeffrey epstein really said he does not give facebook permission to use his likeness in ANY
Fuck this bullshit. Time to transfer some prescriptions.
Is this good? It doesn't seem good.
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Fuck this bullshit. Time to transfer some prescriptions.
I guess I just wonder why we’re all engaging with yet another stupid stunt premise.
I agree. I don't judge Kim Kardashian for failing the California bar. It's a tough one, and TBH the bar exam in general bears little relationship to the practice of law.
I do, however, judge her for her own statement that she relied on four psychics who told her she would pass the bar.
I do, however, judge her for her own statement that she relied on four psychics who told her she would pass the bar.
Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I guess I just wonder why we’re all engaging with yet another stupid stunt premise.