Joe Stanley
@joestanley.org
Product manager with a focus on financial platforms. RVA. Loves include waffles, wordplay, and worker’s rights. He/Him.
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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I wouldn't trust an IT department that didn't hate computers
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I wouldn't trust an IT department that didn't hate computers
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I’ll never give to another formal political campaign because it makes my phone and email borderline unusable for weeks after, deluged by Dem grifter spam.
LET US BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!
two men standing in front of an american video store
ALT: two men standing in front of an american video store
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’ll never give to another formal political campaign because it makes my phone and email borderline unusable for weeks after, deluged by Dem grifter spam.
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I'm from Whoville and I say kill the Grinch!
December 8, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I'm from Whoville and I say kill the Grinch!
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ⓘ This content is only available to Bluesky users with the Reading Comprehension feature
December 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
ⓘ This content is only available to Bluesky users with the Reading Comprehension feature
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hey guys, what's up, it's Your Tech Guru here and today I'm going to review ADHD, which recently released their 4k resolution version. I know you're saying, is this actually an upgrade and is it worth the money
it WILL cost you more but you WILL get less done
it WILL cost you more but you WILL get less done
got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
hey guys, what's up, it's Your Tech Guru here and today I'm going to review ADHD, which recently released their 4k resolution version. I know you're saying, is this actually an upgrade and is it worth the money
it WILL cost you more but you WILL get less done
it WILL cost you more but you WILL get less done
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between now and the new year I’m reading BOOKS bro. I’m absorbing words like no one’s business.
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
between now and the new year I’m reading BOOKS bro. I’m absorbing words like no one’s business.
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Pillars - From Bill (ridingrobots.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2qaKkeB
December 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Pillars - From Bill (ridingrobots.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2qaKkeB
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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How bad has 2025 been? We broke time.
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
How bad has 2025 been? We broke time.
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the category error most generative AI defenders make is that it doesn't make them better artists, it makes them worse patrons of the arts
December 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
the category error most generative AI defenders make is that it doesn't make them better artists, it makes them worse patrons of the arts
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
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This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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I’d love to have a more adversarial news culture that at least required these folks to stop running the same play, cycle after cycle.
It’s the DENNIS system for harming open source, and oligarchs have a history of engagements like this.
Don’t extend them the good faith they continue to exploit.
It’s the DENNIS system for harming open source, and oligarchs have a history of engagements like this.
Don’t extend them the good faith they continue to exploit.
Threads is effectively shelving their fediverse integration, after it saw marginally little use
Zuck has played the game well, harming both open protocol movements while growing his platform, getting good PR and distracting regulators
connectedplaces.online/reports/fedi...
Zuck has played the game well, harming both open protocol movements while growing his platform, getting good PR and distracting regulators
connectedplaces.online/reports/fedi...
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’d love to have a more adversarial news culture that at least required these folks to stop running the same play, cycle after cycle.
It’s the DENNIS system for harming open source, and oligarchs have a history of engagements like this.
Don’t extend them the good faith they continue to exploit.
It’s the DENNIS system for harming open source, and oligarchs have a history of engagements like this.
Don’t extend them the good faith they continue to exploit.
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You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)