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Joe Stanley
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Product manager with a focus on financial platforms. RVA. Loves include waffles, wordplay, and worker’s rights. He/Him.

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mindflakes.bsky.social
Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
David Byrne As Photographed by David LaChapelle Will Fix You. David Byrne Photographed by David LaChapelle for the New Yorker Will Solve Your Problems www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
byrne as a towering spaceman wearing a business suit under bubble belmet juxtaposed over a street of tiny cars and enormous off kilter glowing skyscrapers david byrne foregrounded in a telephone booth wearing a tie with hair flipped to the side. background a seedy moonlit building with a shadowy female figure posed through a window david byrne descending green and white striped stairs, he's in a marching band costume and bass drum byrne in a snake riddled cowboy suit on a lawn chair. background is a yellow taxi with smoke pouring out from under the hood
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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emmaroller.bsky.social
Anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men: “If the rule you followed brought you to this... you to this...of what use was the rule?”
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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pattymo.com
Weyland-Yutani crews are obsessed with letting sick people back on the ship. They can’t get enough of it
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...
F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
An old Camel ad. Joe Camel is leaning against his car smoking. His henchman Mel Camel is offering me a cigarette. It's clear that they intended only to teach me a lesson, not to hurt me. It's okay that they hit me with their car. Just look at that sunset. God, I feel more alive than I have in years.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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lukeybonner.bsky.social
Important.
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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iniquitousfish.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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oldmanweldon.bsky.social
Jay Jones is a huge victory for people who are terrified of their private jokes getting posted on main
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
live view from cuomo hq
a photo from dashcon with a small ball pit in a large convention ballroom
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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victorerikray.bsky.social
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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hellafitzgerald.bsky.social
this is so much better than the last time we were all new yorkers
June 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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ghoulpus.bsky.social
Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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ani-obsessive.bsky.social
It wasn't deep. It didn't have much to say. But Xiao Xiao inspired millions to try Flash animation for themselves.

A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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stevekim.bsky.social
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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im-all-id.me
Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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chlowski.bsky.social
Hecate & Melinoe 💜💚

(a repost to celebrate Hades 2 final release)
Hades 2 fanart showing Melinoe, looking fierce, holding her blades, with her headmistress Hecate standing behind her as a protective figure
September 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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andylevy.net
pennywise…not cool bro
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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antlervel.vet
Slow Horses is so cool I wish England was real
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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danifroom.bsky.social
October 31st November 1st
ITYSL sketch: it was also the night that the skeletons came to life! ITYSL sketch: my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become.
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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joadsprocket.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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junlper.beer
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM