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Joe Stanley
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Product manager with a focus on financial platforms. RVA. Loves include waffles, wordplay, and worker’s rights. He/Him.

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leaving out cookies and milk for george washington tonight
February 16, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day!
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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I have been cursed by a witch

Here’s what happened: I ignored an old beggar woman and she turned out to be a mighty enchantress

Her spell forces me to always talk like I’m on LinkedIn

Here are my main takeaways about being hexed:
October 23, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ Have fun, but always remember this sage advice from my beloved countryman.
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Really love the idea of one guy getting to decide who gets cancelled and who doesn't, and his name is Sir Boycott
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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me: yeah I mostly work on the computer

crowd-work comedian: the computer? fuck off hehehehe...you're a computer boy? no, haha, but seriously, computers are crazy now,

me, as a ray of light suddenly reflected from the comedian's crumpled water bottle transfixes me: There Is Dignity, Somewhere Else
February 12, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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When AOL and Prodigy started taking off in the early 90s, our neighbor bought a bunch of cement slab and busted it up and sold it online as "Real Pieces of the Berlin Wall" and "Real Pieces of the Great Wall of China" and that guy realized what the internet was gonna be before everyone else
June 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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On this day in 1998 - The Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Far Beyond The Stars" directed by Avery Brooks (Benjamin Sisko) premiered.

Rather than try and find a single quote, clip, thought...

I'm just gonna post the whole episode because it's that damn special. (1/15)
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Made a cauldron of Ol’ Uncle Luke’s Famous Beef Stew tonight.
February 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM