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Joe Stanley
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Product manager with a focus on financial platforms. RVA. Loves include waffles, wordplay, and worker’s rights. He/Him. joestanley.org.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 6h
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
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Piper @the-pied-piper.bsky.social · 7d
I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
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daryl "'look who's balkan(izing) now'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 7h
tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
superintendent chalmers angrily questioning seymour during the "steamed hams" scene from the simpsons about his claim that the aurora borealis has appeared at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in his kitchen
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 17h
From what I’ve seen, the thinking is all the logistical complications of working with people go away. I need to add a character or change their lines? Boom, instantly* done.

But that just exacerbates the problem most studios have today of not locking enough before they get to the expensive parts.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 20h
Hell yeah
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 20h
I don’t think my bed is going to fit through all the necessary thresholds, at least not with me in it.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 20h
Friendly’s understood this. Basic ice cream moved to luxury by a long enough spoon - Archimedes validated.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21h
Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 1d
Scene from Dune II: Dune Another Day where Javier Bardem’s character is saying “The Mahdi is too humble to say he is the Mahdi - Even more reason to know he is!”
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 1d
A LOT of people in my 2022 exec MBA class were getting approached to join private equity rollups in pet businesses, vets chief among them. It’s disgusting.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 1d
Ah, but my praxis is vibes with as little material change to my behaviors or associated reckoning thereof as possible.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 1d
It’s been a delight to cheer from the sidelines.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 1d
holy shit
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 1d
hi kat
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 1d
Every day this site surprises me in new and unwanted ways.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 1d
While I hear and agree with the heart of your comment: Emily Blunt rising out of a yoga pose.
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 1d
It’s trivial in the grand scheme of things, but the bit that is sticking in my craw about this is Kaine is generally the better of our senators. He’s rightfully catching all this heat, but I know in my heart Warner feels the same way, if not stronger, but he’s closer to re-election so he’s quiet.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d
David Byrne As Photographed by David LaChapelle Will Fix You. David Byrne Photographed by David LaChapelle for the New Yorker Will Solve Your Problems www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
byrne as a towering spaceman wearing a business suit under bubble belmet juxtaposed over a street of tiny cars and enormous off kilter glowing skyscrapers david byrne foregrounded in a telephone booth wearing a tie with hair flipped to the side. background a seedy moonlit building with a shadowy female figure posed through a window david byrne descending green and white striped stairs, he's in a marching band costume and bass drum byrne in a snake riddled cowboy suit on a lawn chair. background is a yellow taxi with smoke pouring out from under the hood
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2d
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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Emma Roller @emmaroller.bsky.social · 2d
Anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men: “If the rule you followed brought you to this... you to this...of what use was the rule?”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19d
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 3d
Weyland-Yutani crews are obsessed with letting sick people back on the ship. They can’t get enough of it
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 4d
I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

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F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit
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Joe Stanley @joestanley.org · 4d
this is the first time I’ve heard it and it flipped my entire day around
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