Joel
@joelpetey.bsky.social
Planning to post about Eurovision just enough to annoy most people, and about other crap just enough to annoy Eurofans. See also food, memes and general gay shit really 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇬🇧
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AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
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*watching two of the cattiest bitches to ever live subtweeting each other* you see this is like when true MEN, slap penises,,,
June 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
*watching two of the cattiest bitches to ever live subtweeting each other* you see this is like when true MEN, slap penises,,,
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![tumblr post from user tsarina-anadyomene: Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:53ll4pdz463gn7fgzhtvglpx/bafkreidhvluafi32ss6jums2j4d7uqxjej5v7vnjhdpyvtd7nvxf5tht3i@jpeg)
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they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak
April 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak
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streaming the non-taylor's version of taylor swift songs in solidarity with executives who are facing unprecedented persecution in these troubling times
March 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
streaming the non-taylor's version of taylor swift songs in solidarity with executives who are facing unprecedented persecution in these troubling times
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Love the idea of one country drawing a Flo Rida wild card each year, but even more fun if that's AFTER they've submitted their song. Laika Party ft. Flo Rida would be a RIDE.
March 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Love the idea of one country drawing a Flo Rida wild card each year, but even more fun if that's AFTER they've submitted their song. Laika Party ft. Flo Rida would be a RIDE.
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
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it is so amazing that he is just taking a sledgehammer to our capitalist psyops and government restructuring all over the planet. he is so fucking stupid
Elon Musk: people are falsely claiming DOGE can cancel federal contracts.
Also Elon Musk:
Also Elon Musk:
February 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
it is so amazing that he is just taking a sledgehammer to our capitalist psyops and government restructuring all over the planet. he is so fucking stupid
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am i going insane or is the ketchup kinda giving saddam hussein hiding spot
February 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
am i going insane or is the ketchup kinda giving saddam hussein hiding spot
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NATO can't protect Europe from Russia because the US has defected. The EU can't because UK is no longer a member. The UN can't because of Russia & US.
We need a body with Europe + UK but not Russia + US, with existing admin infrastructure.
What I'm saying is: arm the Eurovision Song Contest.
We need a body with Europe + UK but not Russia + US, with existing admin infrastructure.
What I'm saying is: arm the Eurovision Song Contest.
February 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
NATO can't protect Europe from Russia because the US has defected. The EU can't because UK is no longer a member. The UN can't because of Russia & US.
We need a body with Europe + UK but not Russia + US, with existing admin infrastructure.
What I'm saying is: arm the Eurovision Song Contest.
We need a body with Europe + UK but not Russia + US, with existing admin infrastructure.
What I'm saying is: arm the Eurovision Song Contest.
I deactivated my account over there a week ago and I don't think I regret it
February 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I deactivated my account over there a week ago and I don't think I regret it
Nothing more traumatising than checking into a hotel you've booked for a romantic getaway and being greeted by this 😫
AND FURTHERMORE: all hotels, stop doing this immediately. It is not "hip" or "modern" to make your hotel rooms feel like a gym locker room.
If it is within a living space, a room with a toilet must have a full door. Anyone who believes otherwise poses a threat to humanity.
If it is within a living space, a room with a toilet must have a full door. Anyone who believes otherwise poses a threat to humanity.
February 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Nothing more traumatising than checking into a hotel you've booked for a romantic getaway and being greeted by this 😫
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The moment Twitter peaked
February 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The moment Twitter peaked
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I think one of the biggest flaws with the human condition is if we don't understand the issues we tend to find angry passionate people annoying.
That 'annoyance' overrides our ability to actually empathise, listen, or take them seriously.
That 'annoyance' overrides our ability to actually empathise, listen, or take them seriously.
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I think one of the biggest flaws with the human condition is if we don't understand the issues we tend to find angry passionate people annoying.
That 'annoyance' overrides our ability to actually empathise, listen, or take them seriously.
That 'annoyance' overrides our ability to actually empathise, listen, or take them seriously.
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🎵 I can't ('singing') go on.
🎵 I can't ('singing') go on.
🎵 I can't ('singing') go on.
February 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
🎵 I can't ('singing') go on.
🎵 I can't ('singing') go on.
🎵 I can't ('singing') go on.
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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
The saying Kant at Eurovision situation - they perform after 21:00, the national commentators are forced to explain that it totally means singing, and the EBU enjoy a distraction from the presumable Israel drama? #eurovision #mesc
February 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The saying Kant at Eurovision situation - they perform after 21:00, the national commentators are forced to explain that it totally means singing, and the EBU enjoy a distraction from the presumable Israel drama? #eurovision #mesc
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February 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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It’s just bleak that there’s a considerable amount of people who are like “thank goodness the worlds richest human being is stopping the tyranny of the consumer financial protection bureau and that guy who collects atmospheric data”
February 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It’s just bleak that there’s a considerable amount of people who are like “thank goodness the worlds richest human being is stopping the tyranny of the consumer financial protection bureau and that guy who collects atmospheric data”
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THE FOUR RATIOS:
𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆
𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘵
💬30 🔄10k 🤍30k
𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘁𝘆
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴
💬500 🔄500 🤍10k
𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆
𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴
💬2 🔄10 🤍5k
𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱
𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥
💬12k 🔄5 🤍0
𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆
𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘵
💬30 🔄10k 🤍30k
𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘁𝘆
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴
💬500 🔄500 🤍10k
𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆
𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴
💬2 🔄10 🤍5k
𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱
𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥
💬12k 🔄5 🤍0
February 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
THE FOUR RATIOS:
𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆
𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘵
💬30 🔄10k 🤍30k
𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘁𝘆
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴
💬500 🔄500 🤍10k
𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆
𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴
💬2 🔄10 🤍5k
𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱
𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥
💬12k 🔄5 🤍0
𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆
𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘵
💬30 🔄10k 🤍30k
𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘁𝘆
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴
💬500 🔄500 🤍10k
𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆
𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴
💬2 🔄10 🤍5k
𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱
𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥
💬12k 🔄5 🤍0
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sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world
February 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world
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like a poem said by a lady in red...
February 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
like a poem said by a lady in red...