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Jobian Day
@jobianday.bsky.social
Modest Media Type. Actor. Performer.
Creator of "Salem and the Witch Trials" a live show about 1692
Former DJ 101.7 WFNX (rip)
SAG-AFTRA.

American.
Just crazy moment of realization.

It’s pretty impressive that Bill Clinton will be known for having gotten two blowjobs.
Sure the first one is scandalous..but after that ? Not really surprising. So the second one shouldn’t be that big of a deal. But here we are.

Well played sir.
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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COWORKER: do anything fun with the family this weekend?

ME: yeah, went to an art museum.

COWORKER: did you take any pictures?

ME: no, we left them on the walls.
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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there was a good post about how every time Nuzzi hears a garbage disposal she thinks "I should call him" and I will continue to think more about that joke than I will about whatever that NYT article says
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
enjoyable
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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A furloughed possibly daydrunk Smokey Bear honestly no longer harbors a scintilla of faith in your ability to prevent forest fires.
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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megyn kelly keeping this one fresh
Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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"Be clear: I blame the protectors of the predators just as much as the rapists themselves because without them, this cycle might’ve ended long ago with sexual abusers, especially those ensconced in politics and media, rooted out," MFP Founding Editor Donna Ladd wrote in August. "Maybe."
The Epstein Saga Is Not a Game. It’s About Protecting Women.
Donna Ladd reflects on her own story amid the still-unfolding Jeffrey Epstein saga of rape, retribution and the protection of sexual predators.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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What I say: I’m wearing nothing but panties

What I mean: I’m wearing every kind of panties you can imagine all at once. Panties of all types hanging off of my arms, around my legs, layered over my head; the eldritch abomination that Victoria has been trying to keep secret for so long, free at last
July 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Trump: [seizing his monkey paw this morning]: change the conversation away from how I said there weren’t any talented Americans
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Can I say something without god getting mad at me?
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Awesome human doing great work!!

Persevere!!
Re-upping my Epstein essay from August as new information emerges today.

Caution: disturbing descriptions of my and others’ sexual assaults.

Release all the damn files. This is the ultimate test of this nation’s useless partisanship.
"I understand why women are afraid to come forward. I didn’t call the cops on my rapist & I’ve never named him publicly. It’s sure not because I’m protecting him. I’m protecting myself. Nobody would've believed this trailer-park girl vs that Big Man On Campus," @donnerkay.bsky.social writes.
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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This quote
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Michael Fanone: "I hope no American has to experience what I experienced. I've gone from dedicating 20 years of my life to the profession of law enforcement only to become a victim of the DOJ and our criminal justice system and have nowhere to seek relief."
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Also - the beard is not pagan it’s a form of respect between US special forces and the Afghans they fought with.. but sure deflect from the racism some more .. POS
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Saying you inadvertently backed the US into a “National Security Event” isn’t the flex he thinks it is.
Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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The Shutdown stuff is taking center stage for the upcoming primaries, as it should be (Chuck Schumer is a complete sentence), but we must remind ourselves that there are active concentration camps operating on and off US soil.

“Abolish ICE” should be the moderate position. Vote accordingly.
Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari of Arizona’s 3rd District describes the “horrific conditions” she witnessed inside the Eloy ICE Detention Center near Phoenix — including a leukemia patient “vomiting blood,” detained in February and forced to wait eight months before finally seeing an oncologist...
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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RIP legendary Japanese actor Tatsuya Nakadai. Star of Kurosawa's Kagemusha, Ran, many other classics. He was 92. news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558551
俳優・仲代達矢さん死去 92歳 - Yahoo!ニュース
映画「人間の条件」や黒沢明監督の「影武者」などに主演し、主宰する「無名塾」で後進を育てた俳優で文化勲章受章者の仲代達矢(なかだい・たつや、本名元久=もとひさ)さんが死去したことが11日、分かった。9
news.yahoo.co.jp
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This kind of influence by a political appointee of the Johnson government, with a strong partisan record and reputation, appeared a Faustian pact imposed on the BBC by the government of the day. Its striking that this attempt continued after a change of government
www.theguardian.com/media/ng-int...
‘Make no mistake – this was a coup’: the extraordinary downfall of the BBC’s top bosses
The whirlwind that started when Deborah Turness came under attack at a board meeting is part of a wider political story, some say
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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The answer Sen, Shaheen is that since America elected the Black man to be president, the official position of the Republican Party is “not to work together with Democrats to address the problems that are facing this country.”
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM