Jimmyfranks
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Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the ULP strike. #Birds
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the ULP strike. #Birds
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This is wrong. We should not trap the souls of dead people in computers. Souls should be trapped in amulets
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This is wrong. We should not trap the souls of dead people in computers. Souls should be trapped in amulets
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Psyched to check out HAMNET, which I understand to be about a pig with a modem
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Psyched to check out HAMNET, which I understand to be about a pig with a modem
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It’s stunning how it consistently and completely wrecks people’s shit
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
It’s stunning how it consistently and completely wrecks people’s shit
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we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
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The new mayor of New York City is... DICK CHENEY???? *record scratch*
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The new mayor of New York City is... DICK CHENEY???? *record scratch*
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Let's not forget the real victim of the NYC Mayoral election, Curtis Sliwa, who will never see his dream of an army of millions of feral cats flooding the streets of New York.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Let's not forget the real victim of the NYC Mayoral election, Curtis Sliwa, who will never see his dream of an army of millions of feral cats flooding the streets of New York.
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time to recap my saddest tape.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
time to recap my saddest tape.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
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It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
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makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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I WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE LIBRARIAN WHO SAYS I CANT BRING A CROCKPOT INTO NONFICTION. RUN THE EXTENSION CORD COWARD. LET THE STEW LEARN
October 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE LIBRARIAN WHO SAYS I CANT BRING A CROCKPOT INTO NONFICTION. RUN THE EXTENSION CORD COWARD. LET THE STEW LEARN
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Facebook Marketplace has cryptids now
October 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Facebook Marketplace has cryptids now
Hit up @dynamoe.bsky.social if you need a logo or some art stuff!
playing with new #lettering to let people know, they done got JIMMYFRANKS'd!
September 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hit up @dynamoe.bsky.social if you need a logo or some art stuff!
Broke: standing on the shoulders of giants
Woke: standing on the titties of giants with giant titties
Woke: standing on the titties of giants with giant titties
September 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Broke: standing on the shoulders of giants
Woke: standing on the titties of giants with giant titties
Woke: standing on the titties of giants with giant titties
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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
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Trent Reznor backwards is Ron Zertnert. Ok goodnight everybody
September 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Trent Reznor backwards is Ron Zertnert. Ok goodnight everybody
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The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a creature man
August 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a creature man
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Pick me up some alcohol would you? You know the brand I like, the one with the real fuckin sad lookin dog on it
August 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Pick me up some alcohol would you? You know the brand I like, the one with the real fuckin sad lookin dog on it
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