Jensequitur
@jensequitur.bsky.social
Grandiose statement about my abilities and accomplishments, coupled with unnecessary personal detail. I am a real human bean.
Find my masks at www.masksbyjen.com.
Find my masks at www.masksbyjen.com.
It's not just a factoid, it's actually fact - they've bred a less bitter brussel sprout. I'm one of those people that can taste glucosinolates.
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's not just a factoid, it's actually fact - they've bred a less bitter brussel sprout. I'm one of those people that can taste glucosinolates.
The point of teaching isn't a race to see which kid can learn the most in the shortest time, it's making sure that every kid learns, whatever it takes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The point of teaching isn't a race to see which kid can learn the most in the shortest time, it's making sure that every kid learns, whatever it takes.
What's crazy about AI is that we all say we don't want this. Yet they keep shoving it in our faces. I'm going to have to found a religion just so I can have the right to stop seeing AI b.s. everywhere.
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What's crazy about AI is that we all say we don't want this. Yet they keep shoving it in our faces. I'm going to have to found a religion just so I can have the right to stop seeing AI b.s. everywhere.
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#BREAKING U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis in Chicago is entering a preliminary injunction governing the use of force against protesters and journalists.
Ellis, apparently wrapping up, is quoting George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin and others.
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#BREAKING U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis in Chicago is entering a preliminary injunction governing the use of force against protesters and journalists.
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GOOD MORNING
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 AM
GOOD MORNING
It should be noted that this is not 'gold' script, it's colored in a gradient of yellowish browns to make it appear gold.
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It should be noted that this is not 'gold' script, it's colored in a gradient of yellowish browns to make it appear gold.
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
This reminds me of my idea to rethink the House of Representatives - have the selection be done via the lottery system of registered voters. If you are a registered voter, someday you may be asked to serve your country as a Representative. Do it online and log in from the house.
Of course we all want to uncap the House. Cold take
But are you a Bad Enough Dude (gender-neutral) to uncap it according to the original formulation, resulting in a House with approximately 11,000 members?
But are you a Bad Enough Dude (gender-neutral) to uncap it according to the original formulation, resulting in a House with approximately 11,000 members?
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This reminds me of my idea to rethink the House of Representatives - have the selection be done via the lottery system of registered voters. If you are a registered voter, someday you may be asked to serve your country as a Representative. Do it online and log in from the house.
I've got a business as a tattoo artist. It really draws upon my people skills.
I've got a new business selling used planes. They're flying off the lot.
I’ve got a new business making scarecrows. It’s outstanding in its field.
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I've got a business as a tattoo artist. It really draws upon my people skills.
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Ichabod's flight from the Headless Horseman is one of the high water marks in Disney animation, from direction to sound design, it all comes together in an incredible mood...
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Ichabod's flight from the Headless Horseman is one of the high water marks in Disney animation, from direction to sound design, it all comes together in an incredible mood...
Cankles of stone!
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Cankles of stone!
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This will be a long thread on yesterday police massacre in Rio.
In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory.
CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil.
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In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory.
CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil.
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🧵 Awful awful massacre in Brazil
Gente, é o maior massacre no Brasil desde o Araguaia. Entendo quem quer puxar pra Canudos ou Contestado ou etc, mas não podemos livrar a ditadura de 64 só porque ela escondia melhor seus corpos.
Morreram 41 guerrilheiros comunistas e mais de 1200 camponeses no Araguaia.
Morreram 41 guerrilheiros comunistas e mais de 1200 camponeses no Araguaia.
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This will be a long thread on yesterday police massacre in Rio.
In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory.
CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil.
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In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory.
CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil.
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Just received this in my inbox. I'm okay, I have another job with better insurance, but many people in Texas will be paying $300-$600 a month for the same crappy insurance they had before.
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just received this in my inbox. I'm okay, I have another job with better insurance, but many people in Texas will be paying $300-$600 a month for the same crappy insurance they had before.
This guy on the lifeboat with me keeps complaining about the heat, and the thirst, and the food, which he says tastes nothing like seagull.
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This guy on the lifeboat with me keeps complaining about the heat, and the thirst, and the food, which he says tastes nothing like seagull.
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Donald Trump and Peter Hegseth have now murdered 57 human beings on their boats in the Caribbean and the Pacific.
That means they've passed Seattle's "Green River Killer" (49) to become the most lethal serial killers in American history
Where is The Hague?
That means they've passed Seattle's "Green River Killer" (49) to become the most lethal serial killers in American history
Where is The Hague?
October 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Donald Trump and Peter Hegseth have now murdered 57 human beings on their boats in the Caribbean and the Pacific.
That means they've passed Seattle's "Green River Killer" (49) to become the most lethal serial killers in American history
Where is The Hague?
That means they've passed Seattle's "Green River Killer" (49) to become the most lethal serial killers in American history
Where is The Hague?
The Human Fly vs. The Flying Nun
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The Human Fly vs. The Flying Nun
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I asked John Cornyn about this and he said about Paxton suing Tylenol’s company
“He wants to line the pockets of every trial lawyer in the state. He ran off all of his professional staff, and now he has to hire trial lawyers, so and they're some of his biggest supporters.”
“He wants to line the pockets of every trial lawyer in the state. He ran off all of his professional staff, and now he has to hire trial lawyers, so and they're some of his biggest supporters.”
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is suing Johnson and Johnson, the makers of Tylenol
Texas sues Tylenol company over autism claims
This lawsuit comes a month after U.S. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. updated guidance discouraging pregnant women from taking acetaminophen, citing it as a possible cause of autism.
www.texastribune.org
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I asked John Cornyn about this and he said about Paxton suing Tylenol’s company
“He wants to line the pockets of every trial lawyer in the state. He ran off all of his professional staff, and now he has to hire trial lawyers, so and they're some of his biggest supporters.”
“He wants to line the pockets of every trial lawyer in the state. He ran off all of his professional staff, and now he has to hire trial lawyers, so and they're some of his biggest supporters.”
We just had a power outage and went without for almost 24 hours this weekend.
In North Texas we have this cycle of drought and extreme weather killing our trees, which then fall over in bad weather and take out power lines. Low income folks can’t maintain their property so of course it’s a lower income neighborhood problem. (Sorry, this is one of my rants.)
October 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We just had a power outage and went without for almost 24 hours this weekend.
I was online on UK sites when 9/11 happened, and the blowback from Europeans is that basically the US deserved it for their political manipulations on the world stage since they became a nation, and I mean, fair.
Why don't you just bring out school shootings to round out the full complement of Americans living rent free in your mind in a competition only y'all are waging?
I thought about writing something snarky like now you have tea towels and crepe pans how about also trying the rule of law and universal health care but that would be insensitive
October 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I was online on UK sites when 9/11 happened, and the blowback from Europeans is that basically the US deserved it for their political manipulations on the world stage since they became a nation, and I mean, fair.
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
What's the difference between a clown show and a shit show? I mean, a clown show can also be a shit show, right?
October 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What's the difference between a clown show and a shit show? I mean, a clown show can also be a shit show, right?
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@tkingfisher.com Stephen King says some nice words about your wonderful book. Just thought you'd like to know.
October 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@tkingfisher.com Stephen King says some nice words about your wonderful book. Just thought you'd like to know.
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Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.