Jensequitur
@jensequitur.bsky.social
Grandiose statement about my abilities and accomplishments, coupled with unnecessary personal detail. I am a real human bean.
Find my masks at www.masksbyjen.com.
Find my masks at www.masksbyjen.com.
BCBSTX finally sent me their rates for 2026. Fortunately, I now have another job with much better health insurance.
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
BCBSTX finally sent me their rates for 2026. Fortunately, I now have another job with much better health insurance.
Cankles of stone!
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Cankles of stone!
Just received this in my inbox. I'm okay, I have another job with better insurance, but many people in Texas will be paying $300-$600 a month for the same crappy insurance they had before.
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just received this in my inbox. I'm okay, I have another job with better insurance, but many people in Texas will be paying $300-$600 a month for the same crappy insurance they had before.
So I preemptively blocked them, because y'know, but I also reported them for spam and unwanted content, just for the lols.
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So I preemptively blocked them, because y'know, but I also reported them for spam and unwanted content, just for the lols.
I got this new Fanttik mini drill and it's great for carving tiny things.
October 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I got this new Fanttik mini drill and it's great for carving tiny things.
I can't leave the zombie pets alone for one second, apparently.
October 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I can't leave the zombie pets alone for one second, apparently.
Made a Librarian Witch!
September 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Made a Librarian Witch!
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.
September 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.
Chat GPT is a smile on a dog.
August 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Chat GPT is a smile on a dog.
Other George, my first puppet. I’m not a performer of puppets, but I’d like to learn.
August 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Other George, my first puppet. I’m not a performer of puppets, but I’d like to learn.
My baby dragon puppet.
August 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My baby dragon puppet.
I saw this from Accuweather today. Texans (me) are terrible about acknowledging weather warnings.
July 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I saw this from Accuweather today. Texans (me) are terrible about acknowledging weather warnings.
Ah, that reminds me of my Ghandi as a gadfly illustration.
July 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ah, that reminds me of my Ghandi as a gadfly illustration.
New custom mask I’ve been working on. It has a coat of Mod Podge mixed with sand to give it more texture.
June 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
New custom mask I’ve been working on. It has a coat of Mod Podge mixed with sand to give it more texture.
My mistake was in picking too wide of a pipe - forgot about the venturi effect. Other than that it worked. I had to keep putting ice in it every afternoon.
June 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My mistake was in picking too wide of a pipe - forgot about the venturi effect. Other than that it worked. I had to keep putting ice in it every afternoon.
@nora.zone Finally got to wear my molotov cocktail earrings to an actual protest!
June 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
@nora.zone Finally got to wear my molotov cocktail earrings to an actual protest!
My two signs! I spent more time on the purple one, but I think the cardboard one was better.
June 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My two signs! I spent more time on the purple one, but I think the cardboard one was better.
My collection of two guards jokes...
![@mnateshyamalan
Wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
the guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:thkkpph3mhj3pp4lwo7zprwy/bafkreigzowppaghiohpv3uob766lfurbrgrr5s4sfeilsx54h4htosndlu@jpeg)
June 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My collection of two guards jokes...
The lid separates right at the leafy top, leaving a zig zag. It is not symmetrical and only fits one way.
June 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The lid separates right at the leafy top, leaving a zig zag. It is not symmetrical and only fits one way.