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Jenn Brasler
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(The 47 is from "Alias" and NOTHING ELSE.) She/her. Well-intentioned disaster. 90sflashback.wordpress.com
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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marie antoinette: let them eat cake

donald trump: lol you let them eat?
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Look all I’m saying is if I were a library ghost just hanging out minding my own library ghost business in my library and a bunch of performative science males started stomping around hootin and hollerin and shooting lasers at me I’d be pretty angry too
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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What do those pencil-necked desk jockeys know about art? This is a massive improvement.
Woman in court for putting googly eyes on controversial 'Blue Blob' sculpture
A 19-year-old woman appears in court via telephone accused of damaging Mount Gambier's Cast in Blue sculpture, which has drawn criticism for its cost and appearance.
www.abc.net.au
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It’s only November 5th and I’m already sick of at least three Christmas ads.
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
America declares: We CAN have nice things!
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Okay, I've seen enough.

Not election night related, just been a long year and I have seen way too many things
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I was prepared to spend the better part of the evening checking election results, but they've already called it. Thanks, Virginia! I'm happy to never have to think about Glenn Youngkin or Winsome Earle-Sears again.
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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✔️snow
✔️about family and redemption
✔️a mysterious bearded man arrives on a sledge

Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein is a Christmas Movie
November 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Love to live in a country where judges have to legally force the president not to withhold food from people.
October 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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learning to speak ghost on Ghoulingo
March 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Honestly, Ray Parker Jr. is the last person who needs to call the Ghostbusters. He’s not even afraid!
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Sorry ghost traditionalists but haunting people while you’re still alive is just better. Like I have this friend who borrowed a book a while ago and never returned it, and the other night I followed him around his house opening his kitchen cabinets and booing him, and you know what? Got my book back
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Hi bluesky I made you a giraph ok thanks
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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"Hot tamales" are a horrible candy but a great exclamation if you're a kid sidekick in a PG rated detective story
October 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
July 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Boxers sometimes seem so confused and annoyed when the other fella punches them. What did you think was going to happen, champ? He's been talking about doing this for weeks. He's put his special punching gloves on for it.
October 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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really did not expect to hearing about nazis all the time in 2025

was just not something i considered tbh
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM