Jeffrey on Jeffreys (Expert on Jeffreys, Jefferys and Geoffreys)
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Why are so many Jeffreys evil and can you trust a Jeffrey to analyze it?
I support the serial comma, but I was one character over. Sue me.
I support the serial comma, but I was one character over. Sue me.
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Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.
Impeach. Convict. Remove.
Not before he covers it in fake gold and stiffs all the contractors though
Donald Trump says he’ll run Venezuela, so by his business record, it’ll soon be shut down
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Not before he covers it in fake gold and stiffs all the contractors though
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oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
oh my god he posted so many action shots from the makeshift mar a lago situation room and they were just looking at tweets together on a gigantic screen
Can they just come and grab him after he’s indicted? That’s how it’s done now, I hear.
January 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Can they just come and grab him after he’s indicted? That’s how it’s done now, I hear.
If someone has a remote job and can work from anywhere, can they just move to Canada or wherever? Asking for a friend.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
If someone has a remote job and can work from anywhere, can they just move to Canada or wherever? Asking for a friend.
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I sure hope a foreign country doesn’t decide to kidnap *our* authoritarian leader to force him to stand trial for his crimes
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I sure hope a foreign country doesn’t decide to kidnap *our* authoritarian leader to force him to stand trial for his crimes
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We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions
So… any?
They released the slate of Kennedy Center performances for 2026. There are a surprising number of Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood concerts scheduled.
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
So… any?
My grumpiest cat refused to engage in the “maybe 2026 will be better” conversation. She’s looking pretty sharp so far.
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
My grumpiest cat refused to engage in the “maybe 2026 will be better” conversation. She’s looking pretty sharp so far.
Former assistant Secretary of State Mulroy on ABC says the administration will justify this the same way we did Noriega - gravity somewhat undermined by his hobby lobby buffalo art.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Former assistant Secretary of State Mulroy on ABC says the administration will justify this the same way we did Noriega - gravity somewhat undermined by his hobby lobby buffalo art.
Too often.
This is a foolish question but how often does US Law Enforcement get involved in international regime changes
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Too often.
Is kidnapping a socialist an attempt to literally own a lib? Seriously though, what the fuck?
we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Is kidnapping a socialist an attempt to literally own a lib? Seriously though, what the fuck?
Latest tactic to really own the libs is to totally fuck up dry January.
I feel like Trump is jealous of Obama for taking out Bin Laden. He wants his own heavily publicized victory against a monstrous enemy of the people who killed huge numbers of U.S. citizens.
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
More than oil or anything else he wants the optics of quickly and (for us) painlessly taking out an "enemy".
If Maduro is in custody my expectation is the admin will try to hold Dumb Nuremberg. They'll make it a judicial referendum on fentanyl and try to blame Maduro for the deaths from the opiate crisis.
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Latest tactic to really own the libs is to totally fuck up dry January.
I apologize to Matthew Rhys for connecting him in any way to Don Jr. the character is an evil nepo baby in NYC real estate is all. Even with all the murder, maybe not as evil as the coke-fueled real deal.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I apologize to Matthew Rhys for connecting him in any way to Don Jr. the character is an evil nepo baby in NYC real estate is all. Even with all the murder, maybe not as evil as the coke-fueled real deal.
The Beast in Me is basically “Don jr if he had courage and charisma. And drive. And better fashion.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Beast in Me is basically “Don jr if he had courage and charisma. And drive. And better fashion.”
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U.S. Generals Have Bad Feeling About Dog The Bounty Hunter Taking Stage
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
U.S. Generals Have Bad Feeling About Dog The Bounty Hunter Taking Stage
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"What is that noise? Is that music? And why are these grown men prancing about to ugly music? This is not art. This is not a Jellicle cat. What the hell is that on their legs? It’s like they cut up jumpers and put them on their legs."
(Happy b-day, T.S.!)
(Happy b-day, T.S.!)
T.S. Eliot Sees Cats for the First Time
My nerves are bad to-night. What the hell is this? I see crowds of people walking round in a ring. Have those people glued fur to their heads? Oh, ...
buff.ly
September 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"What is that noise? Is that music? And why are these grown men prancing about to ugly music? This is not art. This is not a Jellicle cat. What the hell is that on their legs? It’s like they cut up jumpers and put them on their legs."
(Happy b-day, T.S.!)
(Happy b-day, T.S.!)
I thought asking AI for options for teenage boy chat names for a character named Ben was a job it could handle.
Nope.
AltCtrlBen, BenVoyage, SnackAttack42, and MainCharBen.
The AI was told this was for my main character, so that last one feels even more sad and on the nose than you think.
Nope.
AltCtrlBen, BenVoyage, SnackAttack42, and MainCharBen.
The AI was told this was for my main character, so that last one feels even more sad and on the nose than you think.
September 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I thought asking AI for options for teenage boy chat names for a character named Ben was a job it could handle.
Nope.
AltCtrlBen, BenVoyage, SnackAttack42, and MainCharBen.
The AI was told this was for my main character, so that last one feels even more sad and on the nose than you think.
Nope.
AltCtrlBen, BenVoyage, SnackAttack42, and MainCharBen.
The AI was told this was for my main character, so that last one feels even more sad and on the nose than you think.
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yes, i saw the news about the weird middle aged nazi who seems to have murdered his elderly parents and buried them in the backyard, yes i have read his blog posts about hitler but unfortunately i am in the middle of writing about a different guy who loves hitler. i'll get to it, i promise.
September 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
yes, i saw the news about the weird middle aged nazi who seems to have murdered his elderly parents and buried them in the backyard, yes i have read his blog posts about hitler but unfortunately i am in the middle of writing about a different guy who loves hitler. i'll get to it, i promise.
Wildly unrelated to the news. I made a bread.
September 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Wildly unrelated to the news. I made a bread.
I’m not saying I know anything about the thoughts of the shooter at the ICE facility near Dallas, but I am saying that those bullet casing that say Anti-ICE are an accessory my dad would make for his Antifa Halloween costume.
September 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m not saying I know anything about the thoughts of the shooter at the ICE facility near Dallas, but I am saying that those bullet casing that say Anti-ICE are an accessory my dad would make for his Antifa Halloween costume.
Small recommendation: start saying what the name means when talking about the terrorist organization — it’s more honest to say that the administration has designated artifascism as terrorism. You know who criminalizes opposition to facism? Fascists. #antifa #executiveoverreach
September 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Small recommendation: start saying what the name means when talking about the terrorist organization — it’s more honest to say that the administration has designated artifascism as terrorism. You know who criminalizes opposition to facism? Fascists. #antifa #executiveoverreach
In Soviet Russia, Jimmy Kimmells y— no, wait, in Soviet Russia it’s basically the same.
September 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
In Soviet Russia, Jimmy Kimmells y— no, wait, in Soviet Russia it’s basically the same.
I don’t care about Jimmy Kimmel much, but this is some chilling, interwar Germany shit.
September 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don’t care about Jimmy Kimmel much, but this is some chilling, interwar Germany shit.