I apologize to Matthew Rhys for connecting him in any way to Don Jr. the character is an evil nepo baby in NYC real estate is all. Even with all the murder, maybe not as evil as the coke-fueled real deal.

The Beast in Me is basically “Don jr if he had courage and charisma. And drive. And better fashion.”

Watching The Beast in Me - people smoke cigarettes like they’re chewing up pills in 90s movies in this sucker. #progress

U.S. Generals Have Bad Feeling About Dog The Bounty Hunter Taking Stage

"What is that noise? Is that music? And why are these grown men prancing about to ugly music? This is not art. This is not a Jellicle cat. What the hell is that on their legs? It’s like they cut up jumpers and put them on their legs."

(Happy b-day, T.S.!)

I thought asking AI for options for teenage boy chat names for a character named Ben was a job it could handle.

Nope.

AltCtrlBen, BenVoyage, SnackAttack42, and MainCharBen.

The AI was told this was for my main character, so that last one feels even more sad and on the nose than you think.

yes, i saw the news about the weird middle aged nazi who seems to have murdered his elderly parents and buried them in the backyard, yes i have read his blog posts about hitler but unfortunately i am in the middle of writing about a different guy who loves hitler. i'll get to it, i promise.

Wildly unrelated to the news. I made a bread.

I’m not saying I know anything about the thoughts of the shooter at the ICE facility near Dallas, but I am saying that those bullet casing that say Anti-ICE are an accessory my dad would make for his Antifa Halloween costume.

Small recommendation: start saying what the name means when talking about the terrorist organization — it’s more honest to say that the administration has designated artifascism as terrorism. You know who criminalizes opposition to facism? Fascists. #antifa #executiveoverreach

In Soviet Russia, Jimmy Kimmells y— no, wait, in Soviet Russia it’s basically the same.

I don’t care about Jimmy Kimmel much, but this is some chilling, interwar Germany shit.

Dude barely managed a year between being disciplined by the bar and murder. This is why we have to let people crime.

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Maybe if we just let this guy keep stealing *cough misappropriating cough* he wouldn’t have killed that guy. alabnews.com/attorney-pat... #avlmurder #bankruptcylawyermurder

Got a sourdough starter from the 1300s. Let’s see how this works. #blackdeath #bread #5yearslate

“Maybe now everyone’ll shut up about me being besties with Putin… can we positions nuclear subs off Epstein Island now?” www.reuters.com/world/trump-...

What age is too old to move your whole house without professional help or friends? I turned 43 last week and moved this week, so I submit that the answer is 43.

In order to ensure my longevity in this farcical account, I reserve the right to discuss fictional Jeffreys, variations on the name (Joffrey, of course), and satirically libelous claims about real Jeffreys - like, did you know that Geoffrey Rush eats live kittens. #facts

Is Jeffrey Epstein the worst Jeffrey?