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Jeff Olson
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“The show must go on.”
I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecue iguana.
a group of men are playing drums and singing into microphones while standing next to each other .
ALT: a group of men are playing drums and singing into microphones while standing next to each other .
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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this meeting could have been profanities scrawled on a bathroom cubicle wall
October 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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Remembering Tom Petty, singer, songwriter and guitarist born in Gainesville, Florida 🇺🇸 on this day in 1950.

What are your favourite songs or albums by Tom Petty?
#TomPetty
October 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
“Somewhere, somehow, somebody must have kicked you around, some. Who knows, maybe you were kidnapped,
tied up, taken away, and held for ransom.”

Happy 75th #TomPetty
October 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is as good as it gets.
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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when they go low, we go along with it...fucking apparently
October 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Tuesday and Wednesday is Amazon Prime Day, how will you be celebrating?”

“Oh gawd, I haven’t even put out the tree yet!”
October 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Holy fucking shit grocery prices.
October 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Break the 5th wall to enter a whole new dimension of disbelief
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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North Texas basketball player playing in Indonesia arrested for smuggling cannabis candies, faces possible 'execution by firing squad'. Police say Jarred Dwayne Shaw was arrested after police raided his apt & seized 132 pieces of cannabis candies. www.wfaa.com/mobile/artic...
North Texas basketball player playing in Indonesia arrested for smuggling cannabis candies, faces possible 'execution by firing squad'
Police say Jarred Dwayne Shaw was arrested after police raided his apartment and seized 132 pieces of cannabis candies. Indonesia has extremely strict drug laws.
www.wfaa.com
May 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No, seriously trans for everyone.
October 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
September 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Mass hysteria in North Dallas-Grocery store threatens property values and traffic gridlock according to perpetually aggrieved geriatric beneficiaries of generational wealth.

But, “It’s total baloney!” if you ask me…

www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...
Dallas’ first H-E-B draws opposition, support from residents as city considers zoning
Residents are concerned the project’s rezoning to allow large-scale retail could have an adverse impact on traffic and property values. Others say they are...
www.dallasnews.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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It’s weird how extra costs trickle down to consumers but extra profits don’t. What’s that all about
April 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5
June 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Retailers with a permit can sell fireworks to the public for Independence Day from June 24 through midnight July 4.

Here’s what you need to know before you buy, sell, or set off fireworks.
Fireworks sales season begins: What you need to know before you celebrate
June 24 marks the start of the official retail fireworks season in Texas. Here’s what you need to know before you buy, sell, or set off fireworks.
www.dallasnews.com
June 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Sunset over #Dallas
June 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
June 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
theonion.com/texas-b...
May 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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the way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers
May 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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hard work and a positive attitude are keys to success says lottery winner
May 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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shut up shut UP! Shut The Fuck Upppp’!!!!
February 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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today is international engagement bait day. please repost to raise awareness
April 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago
May 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Don’t be afraid to try new things like deleting your account.
April 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM