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we coulda had joe biden
this is an awful lot of angry dooming towards a party that just picked up seats and is looking like its going to pick up a bunch more

bluesky is not real life
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
i regret that i have but ten million other peoples lives to give
I would accept the death of ten million Americans to deal with this problem. I do not care about some people's paychecks.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I see the people who spend all day looking for reasons to be mad found one

I wish them the best of luck in tomorrow's search
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I suggest we skip winter this year and go straight to spring
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
chuck schumer is trending and that probably means bluesky is being very normal again
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Husbands with Grindr profiles?
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
that is not supposed to be your job
“…to defend and advance President Trump’s agenda” of starving millions of Americans.

Got it.
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Hegseth has fired two dozen top military commanders and derailed the promotions of others.
“His actions…have come with little explanation. In many cases, they have run counter to the advice of top military leaders who fought alongside the officers in combat.”
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...

Please readl. Hegseth is such a disgrace. We have lost so much fine leadership.
Hegseth Is Purging Military Leaders With Little Explanation
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
really enjoying a bunch of these videos of old first person perspectives

and this comment
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i watched like five minutes of this yesterday for the first time

hes basically doing the talk show host thing where they read headlines and make a joke about it

but its so weirdly bad. the jokes are so bad. theyre often sexist and phobic. even this gutfeld douchebag seems annoyed at reading them
The insult-heavy, relentlessly pro-conservative Fox News show “Gutfeld!” pulls in an average of over three million viewers a night. On “The Interview,” Greg Gutfeld discussed how his show has become so dominant. Watch, read or listen to the full conversation.
Fox News Wanted Greg Gutfeld to Do This Interview. He Wasn’t So Sure.
The pugnacious conservative late-night host on his “hierarchy of smears” and the risks of being a scold.
nyti.ms
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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8/ The true comparator for Trump's style is not modern dictators, but the 17th century French monarchy. Compare the White House photos to Louis XIV's office at Versailles from the 1680s and you'll see a very close match:
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i like a charcoal face mask

i like the sensation of peeling it off
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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just not getting a good feeling from this whole weird sports betting push
Ryne Stanek said he gets death threats "every day" from angry bettors.

nypost.com/2025/11/07/s...
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
jeeesus christ
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i wish i could avoid my work for two months and still get paid
The House will officially remain in recess for the 8th week in a row next week, per direction of the Speaker just now
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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"Here's a list of politicians and other public figures. Based on their skull shapes, which are most likely to be criminals?"
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
this administration is a lot of things but perhaps the thing they are the most is extortionists
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
checking on fox news and the story is airlines reducing flights and democrats are to blame

op here we go, showing the offer, followed by showing jasmine crocket joking trump should sign in blood "is it a joke?"

"president trump is done. he is done with negotiating. he wants the filibuster nuked."
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
this is the headline you want to generate
REPUBLICANS REJECT DEMOCRATS' OFFER TO END SHUTDOWN: GOP AIDE
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
some people take "this is not about you" poorly
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
in case i havent said it recently, fuck orban
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i have no idea what to make of this but i am so ready to find out
BioWare shares details on the live-action ‘Mass Effect’ series at Amazon

• Will be an original story

• Takes place after the game trilogy

• Now being written
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
oh, fun.
A viral online video, which claims to show "Ukrainian soldiers" threaten to kill Charlie Kirk's wife Erika Kirk, is fake.

Not only do the "soldiers" in the clip speak Ukrainian with a notably strong Russian accent, but it has hallmarks of a Russian disinformation campaign known as Storm-1516.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
as long as we can all agree at the end of the day, this is all the democrats fault
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
ill save you a click

he learned that all you need is a job paying you over seven figures a year
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM