Jeff Bachtel
@jeffbach.bsky.social
Cloud Automation CI/CD person. Poor Ruby programmer. YAML connoisseur. he/him
(I've never flown a jet my banner pic is stolen valor)
(I've never flown a jet my banner pic is stolen valor)
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Busy
Is there a term for when your friend isn't texting you back but is posting on social media
December 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Busy
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has stated that the 1918 flu pandemic was caused by a lab virus from vaccine research, a defective influenza vaccine. Let’s analyze what a lie this is. First, in 1918, 107 years ago, virology was in its infancy
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it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it does kind of feel like a lot of bluesky users spent four days around their extended family and immediately got on here to be like "the pizza you ate as a child sucks. the twin cities are overrated. what else. pencils should be illegal" you all are disregulated and you need to settle down!!
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Every single time someone threatens to tax Peter Thiel he emerges, glistening with abhorrent mucus, and shrieks about the antichrist and how he's going to permanently move into his doomsday bunker.
And, for some reason, no journalist ever just asks him "hey man, why so moist?"
And, for some reason, no journalist ever just asks him "hey man, why so moist?"
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Every single time someone threatens to tax Peter Thiel he emerges, glistening with abhorrent mucus, and shrieks about the antichrist and how he's going to permanently move into his doomsday bunker.
And, for some reason, no journalist ever just asks him "hey man, why so moist?"
And, for some reason, no journalist ever just asks him "hey man, why so moist?"
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Christie's is auctioning off some things from Jimmy Carter's estate. Included are some things from his wardrobe (ties, peanut scarves, cowboy hat) and furniture he personally made. Auction starts in two weeks.
December 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Christie's is auctioning off some things from Jimmy Carter's estate. Included are some things from his wardrobe (ties, peanut scarves, cowboy hat) and furniture he personally made. Auction starts in two weeks.
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speedrunning Buddhism by escaping samsara in a single lifetime
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
speedrunning Buddhism by escaping samsara in a single lifetime
“ADHD is a superpower”
The superpower:
The superpower:
dunno if its my (unofficially) diagnosed adhd or the fact htat i was in the gifted program as a child but this shit was easy as fuck ?? like???????
December 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
“ADHD is a superpower”
The superpower:
The superpower:
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it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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Watching a movie about a lonely heart who comes out of their shell to form a found family with an unlikely group of strangers. That’s right, Alien (1979) is a Christmas movie
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Watching a movie about a lonely heart who comes out of their shell to form a found family with an unlikely group of strangers. That’s right, Alien (1979) is a Christmas movie
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I don't know whether to feel better or worse that this Official Wizards of the Coast Image (from Waterdeep: Dragon Heist) is intentionally homaging Zardoz.
It's making me taste metal and my sinuses are throbbing and I want it to go away.
It's making me taste metal and my sinuses are throbbing and I want it to go away.
December 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don't know whether to feel better or worse that this Official Wizards of the Coast Image (from Waterdeep: Dragon Heist) is intentionally homaging Zardoz.
It's making me taste metal and my sinuses are throbbing and I want it to go away.
It's making me taste metal and my sinuses are throbbing and I want it to go away.
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House https://theonion.com/santa-tracker-shows-sleigh-stopped-for-40-minutes-outside-old-girlfriends-house/
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at 0345 hours we lost contact with Santa as he entered russian controlled airspace
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
at 0345 hours we lost contact with Santa as he entered russian controlled airspace
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the first lol
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
the first lol
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
the first lol
born is the king
of roflmao
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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It's Christmas Eve Eve, not Christmas Eve Steve or Christmas Steve Eve or Christmas Steve Steve.
December 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It's Christmas Eve Eve, not Christmas Eve Steve or Christmas Steve Eve or Christmas Steve Steve.
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the ben affleck batman always had the slight air of an obese older dog with something in its mouth that shouldnt be there, you say "what are you eating" as it makes eye contact and lumbers away
August 27, 2024 at 1:30 PM
the ben affleck batman always had the slight air of an obese older dog with something in its mouth that shouldnt be there, you say "what are you eating" as it makes eye contact and lumbers away
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Best American Accent Ever 🇺🇸
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Best American Accent Ever 🇺🇸
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I mean, it's true.
December 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I mean, it's true.
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read CHIPWRECKED here www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
read CHIPWRECKED here www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...