Bialystock and Blumenfeld
@jblumenfeld100.bsky.social
Dad, Asimov enthusiast, Trekkie, part time Podcaster - starsendpodcast.com
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I know everybody's outraged about Pete Hegseth, Pam Biondi, et al, and hardly anybody knows who Scott Bessent is, but take my word for it, you should be outraged about our new Treasury Secretary, too.
A Canticle for Leibowitz
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A Canticle for Leibowitz
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You talkin' to me? I don't see nobody else here, Charlie Brown.
You're in the asshole of the world, Charlie Brown.
You’re a sick fuck, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
You talkin' to me? I don't see nobody else here, Charlie Brown.
With Scott Bessent doing the rounds of the morning shows, I feel like it's time to tap the sign again from my pinned skeet of about a year ago:
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I know everybody's outraged about Pete Hegseth, Pam Biondi, et al, and hardly anybody knows who Scott Bessent is, but take my word for it, you should be outraged about our new Treasury Secretary, too.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
With Scott Bessent doing the rounds of the morning shows, I feel like it's time to tap the sign again from my pinned skeet of about a year ago:
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
"I been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel"
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"I been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel"
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
Ball Arena, Pentatonix
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ball Arena, Pentatonix
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na law. Everyone will have to sing 50s covers and dress like faux greasers. All restaurants will be roller drive-ins.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na law. Everyone will have to sing 50s covers and dress like faux greasers. All restaurants will be roller drive-ins.
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Decision Desk has called the NYC mayors race for Zohran Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Decision Desk has called the NYC mayors race for Zohran Mamdani.
Kang and Kodos have endorsed Andre Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kang and Kodos have endorsed Andre Cuomo
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
Klingon spellcaster "Today is a good day to scry"
Klingon politician "today is a good day to lie"
Klingon chef: “today is a good day to fry!”
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Klingon spellcaster "Today is a good day to scry"
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Candy Corn.
No changes necessary.
Candy Corn.
No changes necessary.
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
100 Gland
100 Gland
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Twig
Twig
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Candy Corn.
No changes necessary.
Candy Corn.
No changes necessary.
In light of today's appearances on the Sunday shows, I feel the need to tap the sign from just after the election
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
I know everybody's outraged about Pete Hegseth, Pam Biondi, et al, and hardly anybody knows who Scott Bessent is, but take my word for it, you should be outraged about our new Treasury Secretary, too.
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
In light of today's appearances on the Sunday shows, I feel the need to tap the sign from just after the election
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
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Just think of it as trump demolishing Melania’s office space so he can build a disco
October 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just think of it as trump demolishing Melania’s office space so he can build a disco
Wait - Trump is pardoning George Santos? The guy who's paying for all that antipasto at the No Knishes rally? You could knock me over with a pheasant.
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Wait - Trump is pardoning George Santos? The guy who's paying for all that antipasto at the No Knishes rally? You could knock me over with a pheasant.
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It’s all happening www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s all happening www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Just posted my newest acting reel. Put me in your stuff, I got a face that absolutely does not need to make it to Act 3!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShC...
Chris Calogero Acting Reel 2025
YouTube video by Chris Calogero
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October 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just posted my newest acting reel. Put me in your stuff, I got a face that absolutely does not need to make it to Act 3!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShC...
Unsolicited Tricky Dick pic
October 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Unsolicited Tricky Dick pic
October 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
CHOTINER: So you and Sam brought the One Ring to Mordor and destroyed it?
FRODO: Yes! We barely...
CHOTINER: But Sam practically dragged you there and then you tried to claim it for yourself?
FRODO: Yes, but you know, the ring affects you...
CHOTINER: So it was the Ring's fault?
FRODO: um...
FRODO: Yes! We barely...
CHOTINER: But Sam practically dragged you there and then you tried to claim it for yourself?
FRODO: Yes, but you know, the ring affects you...
CHOTINER: So it was the Ring's fault?
FRODO: um...
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
CHOTINER: So you and Sam brought the One Ring to Mordor and destroyed it?
FRODO: Yes! We barely...
CHOTINER: But Sam practically dragged you there and then you tried to claim it for yourself?
FRODO: Yes, but you know, the ring affects you...
CHOTINER: So it was the Ring's fault?
FRODO: um...
FRODO: Yes! We barely...
CHOTINER: But Sam practically dragged you there and then you tried to claim it for yourself?
FRODO: Yes, but you know, the ring affects you...
CHOTINER: So it was the Ring's fault?
FRODO: um...
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It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on
September 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on
East Coast! It's after midnight - did you get Rapture captured? Did it happen? Hello? Hello?
September 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
East Coast! It's after midnight - did you get Rapture captured? Did it happen? Hello? Hello?
Is it my imagination or does RFK Jr look like an action figure with the wrong head stuck on it in this picture?
BREAKING: President Trump promotes unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without new evidence.
Trump promotes unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without new evidence
President Donald Trump is using the platform of the presidency to promote unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without giving new evidence.
bit.ly
September 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Is it my imagination or does RFK Jr look like an action figure with the wrong head stuck on it in this picture?
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“Rash Kishansha is a very holy time for the Jewish people,” said Paul Castellano, a guy from Houston whose gastroenterologist is Jewish. theonion.com/jews-to-cele...
September 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“Rash Kishansha is a very holy time for the Jewish people,” said Paul Castellano, a guy from Houston whose gastroenterologist is Jewish. theonion.com/jews-to-cele...