Bialystock and Blumenfeld
@jblumenfeld100.bsky.social
Dad, Asimov enthusiast, Trekkie, part time Podcaster - starsendpodcast.com
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I know everybody's outraged about Pete Hegseth, Pam Biondi, et al, and hardly anybody knows who Scott Bessent is, but take my word for it, you should be outraged about our new Treasury Secretary, too.
People expect old men to die,
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when…
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when…
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
People expect old men to die,
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when…
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies
They do not really mourn old men.
Old men are different. People look
At them with eyes that wonder when…
People watch with unshocked eyes;
But the old men know when an old man dies
Gotta be Bilbo's party in The Fellowship of the Ring
What's a fictional holiday party you would love to attend?
My answers:
--the Christmas party from Fanny and Alexander
--the Yule feast in Nicola Griffith's Hild
--the Baileys' "welcome home" party for Harry in It's a Wonderful Life
--the office party in Die Hard; I'm sure nothing will go wrong
My answers:
--the Christmas party from Fanny and Alexander
--the Yule feast in Nicola Griffith's Hild
--the Baileys' "welcome home" party for Harry in It's a Wonderful Life
--the office party in Die Hard; I'm sure nothing will go wrong
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Gotta be Bilbo's party in The Fellowship of the Ring
I named my fists Mitchell and Webb because they ARE the baddies
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I named my fists Mitchell and Webb because they ARE the baddies
I understand you're the guy who greenlit Code of Honor?
Tell me again why you dont like the classic episode Sub Rosa.
Tell me again how you think Michael Burnham is a “Mary Sue.”
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I understand you're the guy who greenlit Code of Honor?
Hanukkah dreidl display
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hanukkah dreidl display
Thanksgiving dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Thanksgiving dinner.
A Canticle for Leibowitz
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A Canticle for Leibowitz
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You talkin' to me? I don't see nobody else here, Charlie Brown.
You're in the asshole of the world, Charlie Brown.
You’re a sick fuck, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
You talkin' to me? I don't see nobody else here, Charlie Brown.
With Scott Bessent doing the rounds of the morning shows, I feel like it's time to tap the sign again from my pinned skeet of about a year ago:
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I know everybody's outraged about Pete Hegseth, Pam Biondi, et al, and hardly anybody knows who Scott Bessent is, but take my word for it, you should be outraged about our new Treasury Secretary, too.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
With Scott Bessent doing the rounds of the morning shows, I feel like it's time to tap the sign again from my pinned skeet of about a year ago:
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
"I been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel"
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"I been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel"
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
Ball Arena, Pentatonix
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ball Arena, Pentatonix
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na law. Everyone will have to sing 50s covers and dress like faux greasers. All restaurants will be roller drive-ins.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sha Na Na law. Everyone will have to sing 50s covers and dress like faux greasers. All restaurants will be roller drive-ins.
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Decision Desk has called the NYC mayors race for Zohran Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Decision Desk has called the NYC mayors race for Zohran Mamdani.
Kang and Kodos have endorsed Andre Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Kang and Kodos have endorsed Andre Cuomo
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
Klingon spellcaster "Today is a good day to scry"
Klingon politician "today is a good day to lie"
Klingon chef: “today is a good day to fry!”
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Klingon spellcaster "Today is a good day to scry"
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Candy Corn.
No changes necessary.
Candy Corn.
No changes necessary.
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
100 Gland
100 Gland
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Twig
Twig
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Candy Corn.
No changes necessary.
Candy Corn.
No changes necessary.
In light of today's appearances on the Sunday shows, I feel the need to tap the sign from just after the election
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
I know everybody's outraged about Pete Hegseth, Pam Biondi, et al, and hardly anybody knows who Scott Bessent is, but take my word for it, you should be outraged about our new Treasury Secretary, too.
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
In light of today's appearances on the Sunday shows, I feel the need to tap the sign from just after the election
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
bsky.app/profile/jblu...
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Just think of it as trump demolishing Melania’s office space so he can build a disco
October 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just think of it as trump demolishing Melania’s office space so he can build a disco
Wait - Trump is pardoning George Santos? The guy who's paying for all that antipasto at the No Knishes rally? You could knock me over with a pheasant.
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Wait - Trump is pardoning George Santos? The guy who's paying for all that antipasto at the No Knishes rally? You could knock me over with a pheasant.
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It’s all happening www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s all happening www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Just posted my newest acting reel. Put me in your stuff, I got a face that absolutely does not need to make it to Act 3!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShC...
Chris Calogero Acting Reel 2025
YouTube video by Chris Calogero
www.youtube.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just posted my newest acting reel. Put me in your stuff, I got a face that absolutely does not need to make it to Act 3!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShC...