Dennis is a bastard man
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Flew over the Grand Canyon
February 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Flew over the Grand Canyon
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That’s all well and good until the muppets start smuggling cocaine to pay for their black ops. Have you seen the body cavities in those guys???
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
That’s all well and good until the muppets start smuggling cocaine to pay for their black ops. Have you seen the body cavities in those guys???
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jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
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the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
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So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
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beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
beaver: got a bad one gonna need all hands on deck
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
duck: (takes drag) what is it this time? another turtle win a race?
beaver: put a lid on that shit i got two dead bodies a scorpion and a frog looks like a murder suicide
duck: (sighs as he exhales smoke) another day in fucking paradise
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The Devil: A guy who has never had a friend will yell at you for saying something that's not wrong, and not said in the wrong way, but in a way that the guy thinks is wrong.
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
January 25, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The Devil: A guy who has never had a friend will yell at you for saying something that's not wrong, and not said in the wrong way, but in a way that the guy thinks is wrong.
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
Bill Kristol on the abolish ICE train i might faint
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 24, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Bill Kristol on the abolish ICE train i might faint
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Remember when the libs were making fun of us for saying abolish ICE 10 years ago?
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Remember when the libs were making fun of us for saying abolish ICE 10 years ago?
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no smoke for this person in particular but your city needs to burn down a cop shop before you talk about how you're so much harder than minneapolis
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
no smoke for this person in particular but your city needs to burn down a cop shop before you talk about how you're so much harder than minneapolis
The high in Minneapolis today was -7
January 23, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The high in Minneapolis today was -7
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we will greet them as liberators
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
we will greet them as liberators
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lmao at Mendoza saying "Indiana Hoosiers synergy" after winning the national championship
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
lmao at Mendoza saying "Indiana Hoosiers synergy" after winning the national championship
I think if you put memes in emails at work you’re either pretty good at your job or exceptionally terrible at it
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I think if you put memes in emails at work you’re either pretty good at your job or exceptionally terrible at it
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Sorry for the shit I said while I had to do a bunch of stuff I didn't feel like doing. It was making me want to kill myself
January 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Sorry for the shit I said while I had to do a bunch of stuff I didn't feel like doing. It was making me want to kill myself
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Just a reminder: we’re going to win
January 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Just a reminder: we’re going to win
ICE almost murdered a literal baby
"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car"
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
January 15, 2026 at 8:53 PM
ICE almost murdered a literal baby
This is horrible and everything but it’s going to be very funny when he ruins the World Cup even after they gave him that little statue specifically to not do that
Fifteen of these countries—Brazil, Colombia, Uruguay, Iran, Jordan, Uzbekistan, Algeria, Cape Verde, Côte d’Ivoire, Egypt, Ghana, Morocco, Senegal, Tunisia, and Haiti—have qualified for the 2026 World Cup
January 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
This is horrible and everything but it’s going to be very funny when he ruins the World Cup even after they gave him that little statue specifically to not do that
(Sorry about this) Suks to be Yoon
SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
(Sorry about this) Suks to be Yoon
I love this so much
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I love this so much
WOW
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January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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r2d2 whistling aggressively as it spins around and shows off its enormous new breast implants
January 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
r2d2 whistling aggressively as it spins around and shows off its enormous new breast implants
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...