Dennis is a bastard man
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I’m on the cornputer
The coveted post-apocalyptic scrounger demographic
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The coveted post-apocalyptic scrounger demographic
Groimes I am dying
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Groimes I am dying
They are functionally illiterate
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
They are functionally illiterate
UF AD gave up chasing him. Gonna be Sumrall or Frisch
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
UF AD gave up chasing him. Gonna be Sumrall or Frisch
Selling your soul to make a shitty turkey in a shitty navy yard apartment
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Selling your soul to make a shitty turkey in a shitty navy yard apartment
A masterpiece
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A masterpiece
The piss yellow skin oh no
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The piss yellow skin oh no
[Poppy voice] INCONTINENCE
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
[Poppy voice] INCONTINENCE
Of course not. I’d use it to blackmail them, like an adult
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Of course not. I’d use it to blackmail them, like an adult
Have fun sleeping like a vampire floating 6 inches above your mattress tonight
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Have fun sleeping like a vampire floating 6 inches above your mattress tonight
Sure is buddy
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sure is buddy
This is like asking if I’m in favor of landfill fires
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is like asking if I’m in favor of landfill fires
Very torn between “why are we lighting cash on fire” and “well we gotta at least try”
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Very torn between “why are we lighting cash on fire” and “well we gotta at least try”
Off topic but it’s darkly funny to have the ceo of Exxon be like “yes we cooked the planet our bad” while our country is still filled with apes hooting about windmills being woke
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Off topic but it’s darkly funny to have the ceo of Exxon be like “yes we cooked the planet our bad” while our country is still filled with apes hooting about windmills being woke
It’s cool as hell that we have started to make our own viruses now though
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It’s cool as hell that we have started to make our own viruses now though
Usually in a ceasefire they like, cease firing, so are you sure you’re using the right words here?
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Usually in a ceasefire they like, cease firing, so are you sure you’re using the right words here?
I love when the crazy ones get to DC and realize it’s just veep and get bored
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I love when the crazy ones get to DC and realize it’s just veep and get bored
Hi! It’s really bad writing to change a clear and simple word like “fact” to a longer and incorrect one like “orthodoxy”. Maybe someone with some sort of journalism degree should be writing these?
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hi! It’s really bad writing to change a clear and simple word like “fact” to a longer and incorrect one like “orthodoxy”. Maybe someone with some sort of journalism degree should be writing these?
Feels not great that most of our elected representatives just voted against Medicare and social security
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Feels not great that most of our elected representatives just voted against Medicare and social security
They run these weird freaks every cycle and they always underperform because you can smell how weird they are
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
They run these weird freaks every cycle and they always underperform because you can smell how weird they are