JayAllTheEms
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Remember when Trump was going to build a wall on the border with Mexico?
It was the most important thing in the world to him and to MAGA.
What ever became of that all-important project, anyway?
It was the most important thing in the world to him and to MAGA.
What ever became of that all-important project, anyway?
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Remember when Trump was going to build a wall on the border with Mexico?
It was the most important thing in the world to him and to MAGA.
What ever became of that all-important project, anyway?
It was the most important thing in the world to him and to MAGA.
What ever became of that all-important project, anyway?
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It’s called shepherd’s pie because shepherds herd sheep and it’s called cottage pie because cows live in a cottage
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
It’s called shepherd’s pie because shepherds herd sheep and it’s called cottage pie because cows live in a cottage
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If Karoline Leavitt ever needs to subtly signal that she's been kidnapped, she'll alert us by saying something true.
The White House is really going with "Trump said ice land not Iceland." Lordy.
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
If Karoline Leavitt ever needs to subtly signal that she's been kidnapped, she'll alert us by saying something true.
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Reading Don Quixote aloud be like:
Wow, windmills are taking a *pasting* in this speech.
January 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Reading Don Quixote aloud be like:
it says everything i couldn’t find the words for
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 PM
it says everything i couldn’t find the words for
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I also got what i originally went to Etsy for
October 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I also got what i originally went to Etsy for
sorry, remind me -- is this 8-dimensional chess or 9-dimensional chess?
Trump posts an image depicting Canada and Greenland as part of the United States
January 20, 2026 at 8:58 AM
sorry, remind me -- is this 8-dimensional chess or 9-dimensional chess?
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If this administration hadn't seemingly completely forgotten about the ongoing conventional war in Ukraine we could have spent the last year ruthlessly euthanizing whatever was left of Russian State capacity and made this entire point moot.
Whatever Arctic expeditionary capability the Russians had died in the mud in Ukraine. Aside from Russian boomers, the main threat in the Arctic comes from PRC and Russian subversive activities. Cable sabotage, espionage, land purchases and general shenanigans. NATO has largely woken up to this.
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
If this administration hadn't seemingly completely forgotten about the ongoing conventional war in Ukraine we could have spent the last year ruthlessly euthanizing whatever was left of Russian State capacity and made this entire point moot.
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
new entry for the "That Escalated Quickly" hall of fame
Google unquestionably the worst offender for putting low-quality LLM slop answers no one asked for in front of users
January 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
new entry for the "That Escalated Quickly" hall of fame
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Punk rock kid buskers (‘The Whops’, tiktok) near the Edgware Rd. They run into Paul Simonon, play Death or Glory for him. He asks if they know The Guns of Brixton. They do -
June 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Punk rock kid buskers (‘The Whops’, tiktok) near the Edgware Rd. They run into Paul Simonon, play Death or Glory for him. He asks if they know The Guns of Brixton. They do -
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Oh my steak is too juicy and lobster too buttery, oh noooooo
January 18, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Oh my steak is too juicy and lobster too buttery, oh noooooo
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Oh my god you are not a better person for saying you’d rather drink a single malt than a bourbon. I’m not going to make a boulevardier with lagavulin
January 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Oh my god you are not a better person for saying you’d rather drink a single malt than a bourbon. I’m not going to make a boulevardier with lagavulin
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BOONGRANTER IS FEELING-
GENEROUS
STINGY ✅
YOU RECIEVE - LESSER TROUSER BOON
(+10% Trousers Durability 24hrs)
GENEROUS
STINGY ✅
YOU RECIEVE - LESSER TROUSER BOON
(+10% Trousers Durability 24hrs)
January 17, 2026 at 9:49 AM
BOONGRANTER IS FEELING-
GENEROUS
STINGY ✅
YOU RECIEVE - LESSER TROUSER BOON
(+10% Trousers Durability 24hrs)
GENEROUS
STINGY ✅
YOU RECIEVE - LESSER TROUSER BOON
(+10% Trousers Durability 24hrs)
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It reminds me a bit of Brexit: we now spend so much time and effort solving a problem that is unnecessary and self-made - while there is an actual war going on on our continent.
My thoughts on the Greenland discussion 👇
Full interview www.welt.de/videos/video...
My thoughts on the Greenland discussion 👇
Full interview www.welt.de/videos/video...
January 16, 2026 at 10:34 AM
It reminds me a bit of Brexit: we now spend so much time and effort solving a problem that is unnecessary and self-made - while there is an actual war going on on our continent.
My thoughts on the Greenland discussion 👇
Full interview www.welt.de/videos/video...
My thoughts on the Greenland discussion 👇
Full interview www.welt.de/videos/video...
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
he's even got the purple tie
January 17, 2026 at 8:07 AM
he's even got the purple tie
good god, Swing Swing Swing goes hard
"SING, SING, SING" BY BENNY GOODMAN
YouTube video by WorldWar2Music
m.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
good god, Swing Swing Swing goes hard
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11% of British people hold a favourable view of Robert Jenrick, according to new YouGov polling
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
11% of British people hold a favourable view of Robert Jenrick, according to new YouGov polling
🚨BRISSANT: Rioters are now setting FIRE TO THEIR OWN HOMES right outside the billets of the Grande Armée in order to make the city BURN DOWN while they're attempting to share Enlightenment values
This is DÉGUEULASSE.
These dégénérés are getting away with WAY too much.
This is DÉGUEULASSE.
These dégénérés are getting away with WAY too much.
January 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
🚨BRISSANT: Rioters are now setting FIRE TO THEIR OWN HOMES right outside the billets of the Grande Armée in order to make the city BURN DOWN while they're attempting to share Enlightenment values
This is DÉGUEULASSE.
These dégénérés are getting away with WAY too much.
This is DÉGUEULASSE.
These dégénérés are getting away with WAY too much.
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how do you think GSA is going to calculate fair market value on that Nobel Peace Prize medallion
President Trump is keeping the Nobel Peace Prize medal presented to him by its recipient, Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado. abcnews.go.com/US/trump-mee...
Trump accepts Nobel Peace Prize medal from Venezuelan opposition leader Machado
President Donald Trump met with Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado at the White House Thursday, where she said she presented him with her Nobel medal.
abcnews.go.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:49 AM
how do you think GSA is going to calculate fair market value on that Nobel Peace Prize medallion
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I rifle through the dumpster and find a discarded Oscar statuette and now I'm 1946 best actress Olivia de Havilland.
January 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I rifle through the dumpster and find a discarded Oscar statuette and now I'm 1946 best actress Olivia de Havilland.
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Nancy Drew on the case (she's in the public domain now!)
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Nancy Drew on the case (she's in the public domain now!)
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