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JayAllTheEms
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call it the Buzzword Club.

'a strategic nexus'

'a secure ecosystem'

'an inbuilt infrastructure for our shared vision'
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
This lump’s sole qualification is the testicle he originated from. Government by ejaculate.
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"House Republicans have suggested renaming the Kennedy Center for Trump (the whole building) and the first lady (just the Opera House)."

No word for it but toadying. Absolute lickspittles.
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Context is everything -- and I don't know Friedman's work.

But these pictures look like a good day out at the gallery. If you saw them 'live' and enjoyed, I'm a happy guy.
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's like Napoleon crowning himself, but a squajillion times stupider.
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So Witkoff and Kushner meet the Russians in Moscow but don’t meet the Ukrainians in Kyiv.

Why’s that, then?

Maybe because Kyiv is dangerous because it’s under constant attack by Russians — which you’d think might give them some fucking context on which side is the belligerent aggressor.

Or not.
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 AM
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
love these competing visions of what 'horrified' should look like
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 AM
'How come it isn't the big laugh Nigel said it would be?'
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Yes, it seems to be an unsound rendering of Reich — also of note is the ultimate outcome of Dithmar and Boldt’s convictions.
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
That is not what II.4 says.
They are all of them subject to impeachment; they don’t all leave office together.
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Looks like cow tools on the far table at right.

“Tables should have Things on them. I will add some Things. Beep boop.”
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
These people do not know what it means to serve the United States

They serve themselves, they serve Trump, they have no sense of what it is to serve the nation and its interests.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
four arms so he can explain how he fits in the plot

"Kenobi [points] went to Kamino [points] and found the clones [points] which is why the library [points] erased the file [points], so he came here [points] to find the Sith [points] and fight the bad guy. Which is me! [thumb to chest, big smile]"
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Witkoff: Him! He did it! It's his fault!

Kushner: Aw, mannnn... c'mon, don't do me like that.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
the adoration of Pan, grand and cosmic

the adoration of Pan, gentle and comic

@sardonicus.eu @chadbourn.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
He's such a piece of shit. Giving away the whole shop. Giving away more than P was even asking for.
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
"Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people. But Sideshow Bob really filled his shoes with big, ugly feet!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
All's Well That Ends Well turns on an unlikely candidate healing a French king's fistula by a previously unknown means and receiving a rich reward.

Helena's father was a physician and she gives the king a medicine, but I now choose to believe she performs Félix's procedure offstage between scenes.
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Pete Hegseth [screaming, crying, throwing up]: Patriotic lethal warfighters can't have beards!

UA: So, anyway...
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM