🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
@guardsmanjones.bsky.social
23. Line cook by day, degen shitposter by night. Aspiring Bushido Lib. Mostly politics but I sometimes be feelin' my freak.
Pinned
With all this talk of "well that wasn't on my bingo card for this year" already, I figured I'd up and make my own for the upcoming year.
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
Thus always to Social Darwinists
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Thus always to Social Darwinists
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
Tapping my “silicon valley is Like That in no small part because its a ton of young awkward people who are largely disconnected from their old social structures and plunked down in one of the most alienating architectures in the us amidst sex predators and abusive bosses”
If you made a Venn diagram of every weird person I knew in Silicon Valley during the first dot-com boom, centrifuged it, extracted the pellet, and re-suspended it in high-proof eugenics with a splash of AI, you'd end up with something like this.
It'll take a strong stomach to read this "gift" link.
It'll take a strong stomach to read this "gift" link.
Can You Optimize Love?
www.nytimes.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Tapping my “silicon valley is Like That in no small part because its a ton of young awkward people who are largely disconnected from their old social structures and plunked down in one of the most alienating architectures in the us amidst sex predators and abusive bosses”
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
I think we're at the point where "Are we the baddies?" stops being a real question tbh
TRUMP AND HIS TEAM ARE DISCUSSING A RANGE OF OPTIONS FOR ACQUIRING GREENLAND AND 'UTILIZING THE US MILITARY IS ALWAYS AN OPTION'- WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT
January 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I think we're at the point where "Are we the baddies?" stops being a real question tbh
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
Yes, you can be anti-Maduro AND critical of what Trump’s done—especially since he’s now leaving that regime in place without Maduro. And Trump’s threatening to take his vanity bully project to other countries. This will not end well. It’s not even going well now.
www.thebulwark.com/p/bill-krist...
www.thebulwark.com/p/bill-krist...
Bill Kristol: A Stupid and Insane Foreign Intervention
Toppling the leader of Venezuela looks to be about greed and Trump's vanity.
www.thebulwark.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Yes, you can be anti-Maduro AND critical of what Trump’s done—especially since he’s now leaving that regime in place without Maduro. And Trump’s threatening to take his vanity bully project to other countries. This will not end well. It’s not even going well now.
www.thebulwark.com/p/bill-krist...
www.thebulwark.com/p/bill-krist...
With all this talk of "well that wasn't on my bingo card for this year" already, I figured I'd up and make my own for the upcoming year.
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
With all this talk of "well that wasn't on my bingo card for this year" already, I figured I'd up and make my own for the upcoming year.
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
(1) Trump wants the Venezuelan oil
(2) it will require lots of capex and may not be financially or logistically feasible to restart oil production
(3) Rubio likely sold this to Trump on the basis of oil royalty/revenue while he wanted to contain Havana and enforce LatAm order
(2) it will require lots of capex and may not be financially or logistically feasible to restart oil production
(3) Rubio likely sold this to Trump on the basis of oil royalty/revenue while he wanted to contain Havana and enforce LatAm order
the entire thing was insane. it was like "you must be lying about sour crude because if this war was for oil, it must be worthwhile"
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
(1) Trump wants the Venezuelan oil
(2) it will require lots of capex and may not be financially or logistically feasible to restart oil production
(3) Rubio likely sold this to Trump on the basis of oil royalty/revenue while he wanted to contain Havana and enforce LatAm order
(2) it will require lots of capex and may not be financially or logistically feasible to restart oil production
(3) Rubio likely sold this to Trump on the basis of oil royalty/revenue while he wanted to contain Havana and enforce LatAm order
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
🎶norms are enacted practices🎶
This is why it's also important for domestic elected officials to condemn it as "illegal" and not just gripe about consultation. This is the stuff upon which international law is built. The prohibition against piracy wasn't some entity declaring it illegal worldwide, it was a custom built over time.
For nonlawyers, it’s worth noting that statements like this have—as a formal matter—important legal effects as a matter of international law. If such statements are *not* made, and in volume, future arguments that Trump’s invasion sets a legal precedent will stand on much firmer legal ground.
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 PM
🎶norms are enacted practices🎶
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
good rundown of how many democrats are, in fact, coming out against this shit
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
The Dem Reaction - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Where are the Democrats right now? Friend of the blog Jamie Mayerfeld has done the research: I saw someone write on Facebook: “Only a short matter of time before we see establishment liberals falling ...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
good rundown of how many democrats are, in fact, coming out against this shit
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/01/the-...
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
His voice is so weak and he takes 4x the normal amount of aspirin literally nothing keeping him here but the fear of the inferno.
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
His voice is so weak and he takes 4x the normal amount of aspirin literally nothing keeping him here but the fear of the inferno.
So Chucky boy definitely knew this was going to go down, right?
Even with it being post-poned past Christmas since President Grandpa has ADHD and wanted to bomb ISIS in Nigeria?
Even with it being post-poned past Christmas since President Grandpa has ADHD and wanted to bomb ISIS in Nigeria?
January 3, 2026 at 9:17 AM
So Chucky boy definitely knew this was going to go down, right?
Even with it being post-poned past Christmas since President Grandpa has ADHD and wanted to bomb ISIS in Nigeria?
Even with it being post-poned past Christmas since President Grandpa has ADHD and wanted to bomb ISIS in Nigeria?
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
“That weird address to the nation was an invasion announcement they walked back” theory is basically confirmed
Did they really sell Trump on "oh it won't be Iraq we can just snatch Maduro it'll be great they'll love us'
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
“That weird address to the nation was an invasion announcement they walked back” theory is basically confirmed
Hoi4 ass operation
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Hoi4 ass operation
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
The members who did the "don't follow illegal orders" video absolutely need to immediately do a "hey these were the illegal orders we were talking about and participating in them can expect to face consequences to the fullest extent of the law" video
Uniformed military are involved in this shambolic behavior and they all need to be held to account
A primary goal of the discussion now on dragging dem pols to do the right thing has to be on widespread accountability and where appropriate prosecutions of significant numbers of servicemembers
A primary goal of the discussion now on dragging dem pols to do the right thing has to be on widespread accountability and where appropriate prosecutions of significant numbers of servicemembers
January 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
The members who did the "don't follow illegal orders" video absolutely need to immediately do a "hey these were the illegal orders we were talking about and participating in them can expect to face consequences to the fullest extent of the law" video
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
Something I don't think folks have fully clocked is the degree to which just about everyone under the age of 45 in any natsecs adjacent space to the left of groypers is flatly saying "this is illegal as shit, that's all there is to it"
Yep there’s no legal justification here. Either we have laws or we don’t.
They didn’t even bother to ask for an AUMF, impeachment
January 3, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Something I don't think folks have fully clocked is the degree to which just about everyone under the age of 45 in any natsecs adjacent space to the left of groypers is flatly saying "this is illegal as shit, that's all there is to it"
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEY WERE GOING TO DO THIS ON CHRISTMAS BUT COULDN'T BECAUSE PRESIDENT DEMENTIA GOT ADHD AND WANTED THEM TO BOMB SOMEWHERE ELSE INSTEAD I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND I AM THE JOKER I HAVE UNDERGONE COMPLETE AND UTTER JOKERFICATION I AM SO ANGRY ALL I CAN DO IS LAUGH.
#BREAKING from me and Jennifer Jacobs - additional reporting on the strikes in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEY WERE GOING TO DO THIS ON CHRISTMAS BUT COULDN'T BECAUSE PRESIDENT DEMENTIA GOT ADHD AND WANTED THEM TO BOMB SOMEWHERE ELSE INSTEAD I AM GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND I AM THE JOKER I HAVE UNDERGONE COMPLETE AND UTTER JOKERFICATION I AM SO ANGRY ALL I CAN DO IS LAUGH.
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
“Oh they’re so incompetent” “Oh they’re trying to bully [country]” “Oh they’re just funnelling money to the MIC”
No. It is just Ted Bundy serial killer shit.
No. It is just Ted Bundy serial killer shit.
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
“Oh they’re so incompetent” “Oh they’re trying to bully [country]” “Oh they’re just funnelling money to the MIC”
No. It is just Ted Bundy serial killer shit.
No. It is just Ted Bundy serial killer shit.
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
Trying to find higher-level motivation or reasoning in this administration’s use of airstrikes feels like an attempt to gaze away from the far bleaker reality: Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Stephen Miller, and all the rest of them find joy in murder.
Obviously one can't responsibly put this in a news piece, but I think it's extremely reasonable to hypothesize that he likes to wave a hand or press a button and have people die from firepower as a result. It is simply fun to him and perhaps even serves to cheer him up when he's otherwise frustrated
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Trying to find higher-level motivation or reasoning in this administration’s use of airstrikes feels like an attempt to gaze away from the far bleaker reality: Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Stephen Miller, and all the rest of them find joy in murder.
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
You do not need to be a fan of Maduro to think that this is both morally abhorrent and world-historically fucking stupid.
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 AM
You do not need to be a fan of Maduro to think that this is both morally abhorrent and world-historically fucking stupid.
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
Impeachment proceedings are mandatory. You either believe the presidency is governed by rules or you don’t.
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Impeachment proceedings are mandatory. You either believe the presidency is governed by rules or you don’t.
I'm sure everyone who follows me can infer my feelings on current matters, and soapboxing does nothing and yadda yadda
But holy shit. This is blatant American imperialism, *unironically*. All of SOUTHCOM that participates in this needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
But holy shit. This is blatant American imperialism, *unironically*. All of SOUTHCOM that participates in this needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I'm sure everyone who follows me can infer my feelings on current matters, and soapboxing does nothing and yadda yadda
But holy shit. This is blatant American imperialism, *unironically*. All of SOUTHCOM that participates in this needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
But holy shit. This is blatant American imperialism, *unironically*. All of SOUTHCOM that participates in this needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Reposted by 🍾🥂🎆 GuardsmanJones ♨️
Can we normalize warfare?
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Can we normalize warfare?