Teorema
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You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!
We don’t have a president, we are being occupied by a group of pirates.
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
We don’t have a president, we are being occupied by a group of pirates.
Because almost no one mentioned in the series isn’t effectual in the course of (the LOTR’s world’s) history. Main character syndrome
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
www.independent.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Because almost no one mentioned in the series isn’t effectual in the course of (the LOTR’s world’s) history. Main character syndrome
You cannot - CANNOT - watch Trump and Miller talk about the events of the past 4 days and conclude that they are operating with anything like normal psychology.
Trump is insane. His inner circle is insane. They want to burn the world so they can loot everyone else’s wealth, feel like big tough guys, and hurt all the groups they despise.
But the thing breaking the whole world is how everyone feels obligated to avoid stating this fact directly.
But the thing breaking the whole world is how everyone feels obligated to avoid stating this fact directly.
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
You cannot - CANNOT - watch Trump and Miller talk about the events of the past 4 days and conclude that they are operating with anything like normal psychology.
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They need to start freaking out more. The Venezuela raid has apparently left Trump thinking he’s all-powerful and now he wants to do it again and again. Beyond the insanity of running foreign policy on short-term whims, it’s also literally the kind of thing that could set off global war.
Warner: "Nothing would lead to the absolute destruction of NATO more than US aggressive action against a longtime ally like Denmark"
Schumer: "I asked for assurances that they were not planning operations in other countries like Colombia and Cuba, and I was very very disappointed in their answer"
Schumer: "I asked for assurances that they were not planning operations in other countries like Colombia and Cuba, and I was very very disappointed in their answer"
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
They need to start freaking out more. The Venezuela raid has apparently left Trump thinking he’s all-powerful and now he wants to do it again and again. Beyond the insanity of running foreign policy on short-term whims, it’s also literally the kind of thing that could set off global war.
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they knock over one guy and think they own venezuela and they can just do whatever everywhere. read a fucking history book.
TRUMP AND HIS TEAM ARE DISCUSSING A RANGE OF OPTIONS FOR ACQUIRING GREENLAND AND 'UTILIZING THE US MILITARY IS ALWAYS AN OPTION'- WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT
January 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
they knock over one guy and think they own venezuela and they can just do whatever everywhere. read a fucking history book.
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A year into this Trumpian shi-tshow and it's clear that he's built a regime full of monsters, idiots, and madmen. It's why we must keep fighting as hard as we can. My latest 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/the-trump-...
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/the-trump-...
The Trump Regime Is Overflowing With Dangerous Monsters, Idiots, And Madmen
Trump is facing a very rough week on the Hill
www.hopiumchronicles.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
A year into this Trumpian shi-tshow and it's clear that he's built a regime full of monsters, idiots, and madmen. It's why we must keep fighting as hard as we can. My latest 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/the-trump-...
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/the-trump-...
RIP Bela Tarr, a master. His most impactful images will be those that reflected and portended desolation, but his body of work was full of profound beauty.
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
RIP Bela Tarr, a master. His most impactful images will be those that reflected and portended desolation, but his body of work was full of profound beauty.
Still my favorite game to revisit on private servers occasionally. The defining game of my youth
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Still my favorite game to revisit on private servers occasionally. The defining game of my youth
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Thinking about all of the dedicated public servants who work on Capitol Hill who are going in to work tomorrow in the halls and offices where thousands of bloodthirsty fascists invaded with murderous intent five years ago to the day. And how they have to work side by side with insurrectionists.
January 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Thinking about all of the dedicated public servants who work on Capitol Hill who are going in to work tomorrow in the halls and offices where thousands of bloodthirsty fascists invaded with murderous intent five years ago to the day. And how they have to work side by side with insurrectionists.
The great American humiliation that is the Trump era.
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize?
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
January 6, 2026 at 4:06 AM
The great American humiliation that is the Trump era.
The people that comprise this regime are essentially the guys who stole Cameron’s car in Ferris Bueller and they are currently taking it for a joyride. The more we recognize this the more we can summon the resolve to beat them into dust.
Like trying to drift a car on the street & being surprised when they hit a curb. These guys didn't put in the work, because the whole reason they're these guys is because they can't or won't put in the work
Right, there are these little moments where you can see them going “no rules! Arrest the enemies of the state” and then they get to the station and they’re like “but wait, we got nothing on this guy, we gotta let him go” like it’s Law and Order
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
The people that comprise this regime are essentially the guys who stole Cameron’s car in Ferris Bueller and they are currently taking it for a joyride. The more we recognize this the more we can summon the resolve to beat them into dust.
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this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
this is small comfort given he has state power and i don’t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy
He’s going to build a well and Americans will pay for it.
TRUMP: MAY SUBSIDIZE OIL COMPANIES REBUILDING IN VENEZUELA: NBC
January 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
He’s going to build a well and Americans will pay for it.
I hate these motherfuckers with all of my heart.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I hate these motherfuckers with all of my heart.
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
So oil companies don’t want to deal with the stolen oil and our Birthday Boy wants to force them to.
So oil companies don’t want to deal with the stolen oil and our Birthday Boy wants to force them to.
Trump administration launches new bid to pressure US oil companies on Venezuela
The president’s Energy and Interior secretaries are joining the effort to cajole the petroleum businesses to invest in the country’s shattered oil fields
www.politico.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
So oil companies don’t want to deal with the stolen oil and our Birthday Boy wants to force them to.
So oil companies don’t want to deal with the stolen oil and our Birthday Boy wants to force them to.
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hate it when my elite pedophilia related government cover up gets in the way of my domestic ethnic cleansing and starvation campaigns while I’m trying to invade other countries
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
hate it when my elite pedophilia related government cover up gets in the way of my domestic ethnic cleansing and starvation campaigns while I’m trying to invade other countries
Why do this?
HHS to weaken childhood vaccine schedule for flu, meningitis
HHS to weaken childhood vaccine schedule for flu, meningitis
Federal officials say the U.S. should have a schedule more in line with slimmer recommendations in other countries. Public health experts say the goal belies fundamental differences between health systems and disease prevalence.
dlvr.it
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Why do this?
People have predicted that Trump’s real legacy would be the end of NATO and it really looks like that’s coming to fruition one way or another.
DENMARK SAYS US ATTACK ON GREENLAND WOULD MEAN END OF NATO
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
People have predicted that Trump’s real legacy would be the end of NATO and it really looks like that’s coming to fruition one way or another.
Guys we’re going to leave NATO by summer.
Trump: “We need Greenland from the standpoint of national security, and the European Union needs us to have it. And they know it.”
Where’s Congress?
Where’s Congress?
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Guys we’re going to leave NATO by summer.
Finally getting his throne of skulls to rule from.
Don't worry, they're considering putting Stephen Miller in charge....
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Finally getting his throne of skulls to rule from.
We were joking about it but of course it’s fucking real
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
We were joking about it but of course it’s fucking real
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I think it's straight up unethical to continually ask Trump if he's invading Colombia or Greenland at this stage. We learn nothing and it makes it stick in his head
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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These reporters know that he agrees to whatever crazy shit they ask because he likes the way it feels to say it. “Mr. President is killing every firstborn male in Cuba on the table?” “Yeah sure thing let’s do it.”
Trump: We have a very sick neighbor. That’s Venezuela. Colombia is very sick too.
Reporter: So there will be an operation by the US in Colombia?
Trump: Sounds good to me
Reporter: So there will be an operation by the US in Colombia?
Trump: Sounds good to me
January 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
These reporters know that he agrees to whatever crazy shit they ask because he likes the way it feels to say it. “Mr. President is killing every firstborn male in Cuba on the table?” “Yeah sure thing let’s do it.”
This is such a sad time man
It's wild that the PM of a NATO member feels compelled to put out a statement like this vis-à-vis the US government.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
This is such a sad time man