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Jason Roche
@jasonroche.bsky.social
Unfloppable. Home carer and podcaster Like and re(skies?) are not endorsements (he/him)
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You gotta admire Westlife and society as a whole for pretending that Brian McFadden was never a part of the band. Well done everybody.
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September 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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I watched a clip of Joe Rogan where Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were discussing movie making in the streaming era. Throughout, Rogan gave the air of a man that would just rather be on his phone. You could see the effort it was making for him to even mutter in reply. Stealing a living.
January 19, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Just watched 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. Really good! At one point I thought it was going to get a bit, well, Ralph Fiennes Fucke a Zombi.
January 19, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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He should resign his seat! #IrishPolitics
Fianna Fáil TD Michael Cahill – convicted last week of dangerous driving – was previously found liable by a court for causing a crash that left a young girl with “difficulty learning to walk”.

He was ordered to pay £6,000 compensation to the girl.

www.ontheditch.com/girl-had-dif...
Difficulty walking after crash with dangerous driving TD
Cahill was caught driving 190 kilometres per hour on a Cork motorway.
www.ontheditch.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Ed Zitron on big tech, backlash, boom and bust: ‘AI has taught us that people are excited to replace human beings’
Ed Zitron on big tech, backlash, boom and bust: ‘AI has taught us that people are excited to replace human beings’
His blunt, brash scepticism has made the podcaster and writer something of a cult figure. But as concern over large language models builds, he’s no longer the outsider he once was
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Nipping back in just to remind people not to engage with cork-based accounts on here. They’re overwhelmingly bots/sock puppets intent on Ireland rejoining the united kingdom.
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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sorry i only drink vimto for men. thats the one with the gun on the packaging
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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My role as Doctor Who's assistant isn't permanent, just something I'm doing for the time being.

#LunchPun
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Hold onto your hardware for as long as possible unless you don’t care and want everything done on the cloud through fuck ass subscription models I guess
January 15, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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Watching a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives where they make doner meat from scratch and I’ve come up with a new slogan for shawarma: Shawarma - Don’t Think About It Too Hard
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Oh you won't? That's PegaSUS!
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Come on! Share your winged horse with me.

It's a 'PegasUS', Not a 'PegasYOU'.
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
In a parallel universe, there's actually a Jarlath Regan that doesn't always derogatorily bang on about 'Irish Mammies' and isn't a complete paddywhacker for Yanks approval.
January 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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I feel this is an extremely niche reference
December 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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I got Columbo training before I went on the Traitors and was kicked off on the first day for refusing to put out my cigar
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Dammit. I have once again missed my opportunity to pretend to be a semi famous person moving over from X- I mean.. Hey guys! I've just left behind 100k followers on "the other place". I'm a best selling fantasy author and retired deep sea diver. Whats the deal with this place? Huh? 🤪
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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You can tell by the eyes.
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Ryan Turbridy has become the Enoch Burke of RTE. He just lingers in the background refusing to accept that it's over.
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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A new Cambridge index tracked the bot economy across 500 platforms.

The UK is almost as cheap to manipulate as Russia. With Scottish and Welsh elections coming up in May, this makes sobering reading ⤵️

@eastangliabylines.co.uk
Price of a bot army revealed across hundreds of online platforms
The first global index to track real-time prices for buying fake account verifications on 500+ online platforms in every country
eastangliabylines.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
And have previously bought bot followers to boost their credibility for their radio stations and other brands.
RTÉ pay thousands of euro per year for X Premium Business accounts
January 16, 2026 at 1:05 PM