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Jason Roche
@jasonroche.bsky.social
Unfloppable. Home carer and podcaster Like and re(skies?) are not endorsements (he/him)
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You gotta admire Westlife and society as a whole for pretending that Brian McFadden was never a part of the band. Well done everybody.
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Watching a Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives where they make doner meat from scratch and I’ve come up with a new slogan for shawarma: Shawarma - Don’t Think About It Too Hard
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Oh you won't? That's PegaSUS!
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Come on! Share your winged horse with me.

It's a 'PegasUS', Not a 'PegasYOU'.
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
In a parallel universe, there's actually a Jarlath Regan that doesn't always derogatorily bang on about 'Irish Mammies' and isn't a complete paddywhacker for Yanks approval.
January 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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I feel this is an extremely niche reference
December 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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I got Columbo training before I went on the Traitors and was kicked off on the first day for refusing to put out my cigar
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Dammit. I have once again missed my opportunity to pretend to be a semi famous person moving over from X- I mean.. Hey guys! I've just left behind 100k followers on "the other place". I'm a best selling fantasy author and retired deep sea diver. Whats the deal with this place? Huh? 🤪
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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You can tell by the eyes.
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Ryan Turbridy has become the Enoch Burke of RTE. He just lingers in the background refusing to accept that it's over.
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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A new Cambridge index tracked the bot economy across 500 platforms.

The UK is almost as cheap to manipulate as Russia. With Scottish and Welsh elections coming up in May, this makes sobering reading ⤵️

@eastangliabylines.co.uk
Price of a bot army revealed across hundreds of online platforms
The first global index to track real-time prices for buying fake account verifications on 500+ online platforms in every country
eastangliabylines.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
And have previously bought bot followers to boost their credibility for their radio stations and other brands.
RTÉ pay thousands of euro per year for X Premium Business accounts
January 16, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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A caricature of Brian Cowen in the nip led to the scrubbing of RTÉ news archives and a Garda visit to a radio station within 24 hours, just to give a sense of proportion to this foot-dragging.
“So now you have the Gardaí, the AI Minister and multiple legal experts including @iccl.bsky.social saying the legislation is all there already - it’s going to be increasingly difficult for the Government not to take a position on this”.
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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a lot of talk about outputs as opposed to outcomes

"we're reviewing the laws"
is the csam factory still operating?

"we're meeting with X"
is the csam factory still operating?

"I've closed my X account"
is the csam factory still operating?

"Gardaí are Investigating"
is the csam factory st
Minister for Communications and Media Patrick O'Donovan has hit back at claims that Ireland is lax about regulating companies like X because of the high levels of corporation tax we receive from tech firms.

jrnl.ie/6928613t
Minister says it is 'utter rubbish' that Ireland is soft on X because of corporation tax
O’Donovan said it is “beneath” politicians to argue such a point.
jrnl.ie
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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the only ADHD advice that anyone needs is: don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you
September 13, 2023 at 10:16 AM
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🍓CALL FOR ACTS🍓

We’re booking acts from April!

We’re always looking for acts of all levels of experience and ability to do 5s, 10s and 20s

If you’re interested fill in the form at the link below 👇

Or alternatively message one of us and we’ll discuss what’s involved.

forms.gle/HzHzUwFnt5yH...
Coherent Comedy Booking Form
Online comedy night hosted by Hare (plus there's Chris but don't worry about him), every first Monday of the month at 20:00 (UK Time) We're looking for acts of all shapes and sizes, new or experienced...
forms.gle
January 16, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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Mainstream Irish Comedian finally weighing in on Palestine:

"Ah here. Just be sound lads. Or you'll get the wooden spoon. #IrishMammies
#Immersion "
October 18, 2023 at 1:24 PM
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Comedians are like modern day philosophers in the sense that the most famous ones are dead/should probably be in jail
January 15, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I deem every skeet that gets at least one like to be a 'complete banger' because I at least one person enjoyed it.

Besides. I've been 'viral' before. It's overwhelming.
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Me and my friends would've killed the Pluribus with hammers, I can tell you that much.
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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It's digital Cable Access Television. And I say this as someone who absolutely came out of Cable Access Television.
As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show.
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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IF IT’S NOT AVAILABLE VIA. AN RSS FEED, IT’S NOT A PODCAST
Netflix announces new video podcast “The Pete Davidson Show” out January 30.
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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a constant struggle between “artists should be paid!” and “HOW MUCH?”
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
They always bang on about the '1st rule of Fight Club' but they WONT tell you the REAL most important rule of Fight Club which is:

Never Fall In Love...
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM