Simon Boyne
simonb84.bsky.social
Simon Boyne
@simonb84.bsky.social
Dublin, Ireland.

#rugby, #PublicTransport, #ActiveTravel
Dear God what the hell is this!
Havnt made a home made deep dish pizza for a while so why not make one for Christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Make a Bond movie URC

Live and let die : A practical guide to managing rugby and regions in your country
Make a Bond movie URC

The world is not enough : Leinster's summer signing targets revealed
Make a Bond movie academic;

Live or Let Die; ethical implications for primary care physicians’ responses to patient’s DNR instructions.
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Make a Bond movie URC

License to kill a region, the WRU story
Make a Bond movie URC

The world is not enough : Leinster's summer signing targets revealed
Make a Bond movie academic;

Live or Let Die; ethical implications for primary care physicians’ responses to patient’s DNR instructions.
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Make a Bond movie URC

The world is not enough : Leinster's summer signing targets revealed
Make a Bond movie academic;

Live or Let Die; ethical implications for primary care physicians’ responses to patient’s DNR instructions.
make a Bond movie academic

The Spy Who Loved Me: Birthright Citizenship and the Law of Alien Enemies
December 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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“Miss, do you agree with the sign?”

“Absolutely not. My great niece was 4 months pregnant and her fetus had no skull. And because of men involving themselves in women’s bodies she was forced to deliver the fetus… there’s a reason God created medicine.”🔥

#ForcedBirthNation
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A four year old told Granny that God,Jesus, Mary and Joseph are fake. So there's that
Share a controversial thing a family member said today!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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The quantum titanic both did and didn’t hit a Heisenberg.
December 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Crémant for winning the URC.

Champagne for winning the European Cup.
Crémant is made exactly the same way as champagne, just from a different region. Cava is the same. 90% of the time, I reckon you'll get more bang for a ten-to-fifteen quid crémant (or cava) than a forty quid champagne. Into proper special occasion for us before we'd even think of champagne.
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
When AGS actually even try a tiny bit.
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
So we stole Trevelyan's meme so the 6 may see the morn. It's so lonely round the fields of Limerick
I just learned the kid that made the 6-7 brain rot popular was called Trevelyan? Will that family never stop contributing to the suffering of the human race? #speirgorm
December 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You lot may I have quaffed but I skulled mine and I'd do it again!

#SpéirGorm
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Not sure if the realisation has truly hit the wider public yet, but the decision not to prioritise public transport infrastructure projects at a time when the government is awash with surplus corporation tax money, will impact the coming decade as disastrously as the 2009 bank bailout did the 2010s
December 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Dublin is now the 11th most congested city in the world & 3rd in Europe

Governments answer:

End 2:1 spending ratio to roads
Delay public transport projects
Seemingly cancel parts of the Rail Review
Cancel RSA repurposing so it’s actually effective

www.irishtimes.com/ireland/dubl...
Dublin now 11th-most congested city in the world, says report
State’s transport infrastructure is ‘extremely vulnerable to any shock’, says academic
www.irishtimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Lyrically Common People by Pulp captures the essence of it's subjects so well.
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Me : oh that's a tasty looking jersey.
*looks it up* oh Castor. Pass
What is rugby really
December 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This is the Christmas content we all need.
There are some weird and wonderful things in that bag that will never be useful. I’ll catalog the top 10 over Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Narrator : ' None of things ever proved useful'
I might need to get a bigger ‘This thing might be useful’ bag
December 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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U-turn on urban speed limits. U-turn on Road Safety Authority reform. Crowe report into Roads Policing Unit*. Fifteen more people already killed this year compared to last.

(* We won't yet mention the on-going criminal criminal trial of gardaí accused of subversion of justice for roads offences.)
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I've come up with a few ideas to improve the #URC
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
16 phases of pick and go around the fringes. With no back options. No go forward options. Leinster are dreadful
#URC #LeiVUls
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Why not a mad piss up and rugby?
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM