Max
@maxharvey79.bsky.social
I'm a double threat (puns and portraits). Arty things are here: instagram.com/zincportraits. Puns are on this place, the OTHER place and in books: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BRZ4JQ7N
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In Moby Dick, the captain's name stands for 'All Humpbacks Are B*stards'.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
In Moby Dick, the captain's name stands for 'All Humpbacks Are B*stards'.
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Knocked out an Uber driver's tooth.
It was taxidental.
It was taxidental.
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Knocked out an Uber driver's tooth.
It was taxidental.
It was taxidental.
I'm well wurst in the art of cooking German sausages.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm well wurst in the art of cooking German sausages.
One of the Pythons introduced their son onto stage for his first stand up show last night.
Palin compère his son?
He wasn't a patch on his dad, no.
#LunchPun
Palin compère his son?
He wasn't a patch on his dad, no.
#LunchPun
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
One of the Pythons introduced their son onto stage for his first stand up show last night.
Palin compère his son?
He wasn't a patch on his dad, no.
#LunchPun
Palin compère his son?
He wasn't a patch on his dad, no.
#LunchPun
The golf club will loan me a driver to tee off, one wood hope.
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The golf club will loan me a driver to tee off, one wood hope.
MC Hammer once promoted a campaign to reduce teenage pregnancies called
'Stop : Amour Time'.
'Stop : Amour Time'.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
MC Hammer once promoted a campaign to reduce teenage pregnancies called
'Stop : Amour Time'.
'Stop : Amour Time'.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Got some new trousers for my dance class.
Ballroom?
They're a bit tight actually.
Ballroom?
They're a bit tight actually.
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Got some new trousers for my dance class.
Ballroom?
They're a bit tight actually.
Ballroom?
They're a bit tight actually.
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I've just conducted a poll on which way the next election is going to go.
Voting intent?
No, they usually do it in a little booth.
#Lunchpun
Voting intent?
No, they usually do it in a little booth.
#Lunchpun
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I've just conducted a poll on which way the next election is going to go.
Voting intent?
No, they usually do it in a little booth.
#Lunchpun
Voting intent?
No, they usually do it in a little booth.
#Lunchpun
My nan had her pelvic transplant operation at a hospital in Ipswich.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
My nan had her pelvic transplant operation at a hospital in Ipswich.
If you want to know how many people are left on a ship after the passengers get off, I can give you a crewed estimate.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you want to know how many people are left on a ship after the passengers get off, I can give you a crewed estimate.
I used to sit in my car and pine over my ex till I found the de-missed her button.
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I used to sit in my car and pine over my ex till I found the de-missed her button.
In Hawaii they greet people with a deep laugh.
A low ha?
You're a natural!
A low ha?
You're a natural!
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
In Hawaii they greet people with a deep laugh.
A low ha?
You're a natural!
A low ha?
You're a natural!
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.
The star of Die Hard used to pretend to kick other actors in the crotch.
Bruce Willis?
No, he was very careful.
Bruce Willis?
No, he was very careful.
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The star of Die Hard used to pretend to kick other actors in the crotch.
Bruce Willis?
No, he was very careful.
Bruce Willis?
No, he was very careful.
Despite the risk of arrest and execution, the gunpowder plotters refused to turn Guy over to the authorities.
No Fawkes given.
No Fawkes given.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Despite the risk of arrest and execution, the gunpowder plotters refused to turn Guy over to the authorities.
No Fawkes given.
No Fawkes given.
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
As the smallest of my friends, they wouldn't let me use all the snooker equipment.
No rest for the wee kid.
:(
No rest for the wee kid.
:(
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
As the smallest of my friends, they wouldn't let me use all the snooker equipment.
No rest for the wee kid.
:(
No rest for the wee kid.
:(