Max
@maxharvey79.bsky.social
I'm a double threat (puns and portraits). Arty things are here: instagram.com/zincportraits. Puns are on this place, the OTHER place and in books: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BRZ4JQ7N
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“And this is how we point at the sea”
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
“And this is how we point at the sea”
One of my most engaged followers has left BLueSky.
We won't see his likes again
We won't see his likes again
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
One of my most engaged followers has left BLueSky.
We won't see his likes again
We won't see his likes again
January 22, 2026 at 12:00 PM
The army has set up a new gullibility division, headed up by Major Look.
January 22, 2026 at 10:00 AM
The army has set up a new gullibility division, headed up by Major Look.
Think I failed my Ballet Jokes degree.
I got a 2:1.
I got a 2:1.
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Think I failed my Ballet Jokes degree.
I got a 2:1.
I got a 2:1.
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Got a job at a zero gravity restaurant weighting tables.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Got a job at a zero gravity restaurant weighting tables.
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Shania Twain: Let’s go girls!
Me:
Me:
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Shania Twain: Let’s go girls!
Me:
Me:
Apparently you're not allowed to say what went wrong with Hal in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
It's PC gone mad.
It's PC gone mad.
January 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Apparently you're not allowed to say what went wrong with Hal in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
It's PC gone mad.
It's PC gone mad.
January 20, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Harry Hill always makes me chuckle. Hope this lovely little joke does the same for you.
January 20, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Harry Hill always makes me chuckle. Hope this lovely little joke does the same for you.
Staff at the zebra crematorium certainly urn their stripes.
January 20, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Staff at the zebra crematorium certainly urn their stripes.
My American niece does ballet, jazz and latin dancing, but her parents can't convince her to try tap.
Force it?
No, they call it the same thing.
Force it?
No, they call it the same thing.
January 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
My American niece does ballet, jazz and latin dancing, but her parents can't convince her to try tap.
Force it?
No, they call it the same thing.
Force it?
No, they call it the same thing.
My purpose in life is to pay off my mortgage.
It's my maison d'etre.
It's my maison d'etre.
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
My purpose in life is to pay off my mortgage.
It's my maison d'etre.
It's my maison d'etre.
John Hurt's character was meant to be in the whole film, but was written out of Alien after a violent outburst on set.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 PM
John Hurt's character was meant to be in the whole film, but was written out of Alien after a violent outburst on set.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
#LunchPun #RateMyPun
My neighbour asked me how I know when it's bin day.
'Easy', I said, 'Every night'.
'Easy', I said, 'Every night'.
January 16, 2026 at 10:00 AM
My neighbour asked me how I know when it's bin day.
'Easy', I said, 'Every night'.
'Easy', I said, 'Every night'.
I do like cocktail sausages, but I think a slice of lemon or olive works better.
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I do like cocktail sausages, but I think a slice of lemon or olive works better.
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
My acting friend tells me he's so busy he keeps a drama diary.
Not sure how a camel helps him organise.
Not sure how a camel helps him organise.
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 AM
My acting friend tells me he's so busy he keeps a drama diary.
Not sure how a camel helps him organise.
Not sure how a camel helps him organise.
Basil Fawlty would have an easier life if he hadn't skipped the Manuel handling course.
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Basil Fawlty would have an easier life if he hadn't skipped the Manuel handling course.
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Is using my former lover's Spirograph a reason for living?
The ex's stencil question.
The ex's stencil question.
January 14, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Is using my former lover's Spirograph a reason for living?
The ex's stencil question.
The ex's stencil question.
When he got most nominations at the aquatic pet awards, I knew my seal was feted.
January 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
When he got most nominations at the aquatic pet awards, I knew my seal was feted.