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Jared What?
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Who up treasuring they island
who up greating their Gatsby
Who up lording they flies?
February 16, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Age verification?

I was once a jedi knight, same as your father.
Age verification?

I wasn't allowed to play Pokemon because it means pocket monsters and monsters are demonic.
Age verification?

my games were on floppy disks.
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
This administration has only themselves to blame for all of this folk music.
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Rage bait? More like rage bate!
January 8, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Them:
Would you like Fountains of Wayne?

Me:
Oh no, just a Lil Wayne, thank you.
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
None?
how many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
December 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Hell yeah!
can never go wrong reskeeting a hell yeah
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
How to train in vain.
how to train your wreck
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Flogging Molly
Jack Johnson
CAKE
Toots and the Maytals
Trampled by Turtles
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Explosions in the Sky
Guster
Switchfoot
The Faint
The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Powerwolf
Alison Krauss and Union Station
Weird Al
Everything Is Terrible! (well, sort of a concert, does that count?)
Dragonforce

bonus upcoming:
Rush (Fifty Something Tour in LA, June 11)
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Krav maga? More like Jew Jitsu.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Bubba?
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I feel like Clay Higgins was the first republican to vote about the epstien files. And then he sat there, his stomach turning, waiting for someone to follow suit, but they didn't. Fuck that guy.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 AM
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you see this, post a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You're at the jungle.

I need you at paradise city.
You're at Guns.

I need you at Roses.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
After watching a compilation of Eric Adams quotes, I do believe he will someday be a republican president.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
what's the worst food to eat while driving?
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What's the first rule of the fraternal order of oddfellows?
you don't hear much from the order of oddfellows anymore. suspicious. the fuck they up to.
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
... Elon, buddy, you could eliminate poverty. With your money.
also: I have wondered for years if there is any level of behavior or flat out lying that will get the tech press to stop writing "elon musk says thing" into headlines and the answer is clearly no
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Welp, barring a complete collapse of society and a return to the dark ages, I'm calling this as the beginning of the end of humans. We had a good run. Granted, we've been dying since we were born, but I believe we are at a point of no return.
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Sounds like we need to get the band back together for one last gig.
We need to save the fuckeng earth!
October 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Reposted by Jared What?
what the green flag means at a NASCAR race
October 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
More like "stanktitty" of marriage. Oh! Got 'em!
September 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I'll start going to church when they pay me 10% of their income.
I'll start going to church when they have free wifi and recreational drugs.
i’ll start going to church when I find one that has a ball pit
September 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM