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I’m not like other girls, I’m an unfathomable horror beyond comprehension 🔪

the smuttyromanceho✨
35 - she/her - NJ 📫
mr. smutty 💍
nala, oscar, and mothman 🐈‍⬛
monster romance reader 😈
elder emo 🖤
your royal HIGHness 🍃

https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho
Pinned
I will succeed, because I am insane.
mr smuttys work closed today bc their heat is broken

RUUUUDE (im jealous) but also need some routine back lol
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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‘SINNERS’ has won Best Original Screenplay at the Critics Choice Awards.
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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if you are the shores, i am the waves begging for big moons
January 5, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Wanna verse me in a rap battle?

(It’ll really be me singing my band by D12 word for word while you stand by and are impressed with my sweet rhymes)
January 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
*deep breath in* 📣 📣📣📣

WHEN I START DRINKING MY DICK DOES ALL MY THINKING

HOES WANT 2 B SEEN WITH ME
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
we’re celebrating Valentine’s Day at The smutty’s early bc I love vday decor
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I’m done being outside my home now bye
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Hey do u have a thigh tattoo?

Can I bite it?
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
okay so I bought my outfit for bad omens this march - I need opinions - I’ll wear it with my docs or leopard combat boots
January 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Mr Smutty took me for a walk around the mall and got me a book 🥰
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I put on a pair of new jeans
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
wow my combined self hatred and body dismorphia really came for me today

so, I will order myself a hot pink smoothie and go shopping with my bestie today bc we can’t let our bad thoughts win everyday right 🖤❤️‍🔥
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Oh my god????
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
4.25 ⭐️ lots of twin Eiffel towering but I needed more from brother number 3
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
cut it looseeeeeeeeee watch you work the room
singing songs that could only catch the ear of the desperate
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 PM
And that’s why we do crafts and don’t let our brain think in 2026
January 4, 2026 at 12:08 PM
This!! Salt is not mean just to “make things salty” it will bring out the flavors of the cookie as well

But also salt and chocolate are top
Tier
Any chocolate chip cookie recipe is instantly better with a generous sprinkling of flakey sea salt. Or just more salt in general.

Y’all should be salting your desserts like you salt your pasta water tbh.
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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The Wolf moon tonight. The first full moon of 2026.
January 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Self love
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Heh-Heh
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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how do i block myself
December 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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i may need to be put down
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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🗣️🗣️🗣️ YOU’RE ONLY AS HOT AS YOUR LAST HIT, BABY 🗣️🗣️🗣️
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM