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@kvyte.bsky.social
I’m not like other girls, I’m an unfathomable horror beyond comprehension 🔪
the smuttyromanceho✨
35 - she/her - NJ 📫
mr. smutty 💍
nala, oscar, and mothman 🐈⬛
monster romance reader 😈
elder emo 🖤
https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho
the smuttyromanceho✨
35 - she/her - NJ 📫
mr. smutty 💍
nala, oscar, and mothman 🐈⬛
monster romance reader 😈
elder emo 🖤
https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho
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@kvyte.bsky.social
· Oct 17
a pinned post? how revolutionary.
I hate men and I love pickles.
that’s all you need to know 👹
I hate men and I love pickles.
that’s all you need to know 👹
Hey, so why do I have to pay $.50 regardless of the way I pay (bank account, credit card, debit card, doesn’t matter) to pay my electric bill on time?!
It’s not late, but they said that they’re going to charge up to $2.95 every time you pay your bill ?!
It’s not late, but they said that they’re going to charge up to $2.95 every time you pay your bill ?!
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hey, so why do I have to pay $.50 regardless of the way I pay (bank account, credit card, debit card, doesn’t matter) to pay my electric bill on time?!
It’s not late, but they said that they’re going to charge up to $2.95 every time you pay your bill ?!
It’s not late, but they said that they’re going to charge up to $2.95 every time you pay your bill ?!
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Normalize blocking people just because they have bad vibes and make you uncomfortable. None of this is that deep.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Normalize blocking people just because they have bad vibes and make you uncomfortable. None of this is that deep.
I guess the big alcohol companies are freaking the fuck out bc so many less people are consuming the way they used to - but banning hemp based products isn’t gonna make me want to drink again.
My body healed bby as did so many others.
My body healed bby as did so many others.
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I guess the big alcohol companies are freaking the fuck out bc so many less people are consuming the way they used to - but banning hemp based products isn’t gonna make me want to drink again.
My body healed bby as did so many others.
My body healed bby as did so many others.
lmao one of my loyal reply / like guys blocked me
how will I go on
how will I go on
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
lmao one of my loyal reply / like guys blocked me
how will I go on
how will I go on
“I will never be a good man, but you don’t need a good man, do you? You need a devil to fight your demons.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“I will never be a good man, but you don’t need a good man, do you? You need a devil to fight your demons.”
Every month or so my mastermind Taylor Swift calendar throws in some casual Paramore instead
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Every month or so my mastermind Taylor Swift calendar throws in some casual Paramore instead
happy Thursday - this is my gift to you, I present: Mothman, belly boy.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
happy Thursday - this is my gift to you, I present: Mothman, belly boy.
duuuuyde the herb chicken thighs from Trader Joe’s
SHIT RIPPPPPSSSS
SHIT RIPPPPPSSSS
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
duuuuyde the herb chicken thighs from Trader Joe’s
SHIT RIPPPPPSSSS
SHIT RIPPPPPSSSS
trocheck comes back and suddenly the rangers can play hockey again?
a cartoon of a cat with yellow eyes and the words trendizisst on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a cat with yellow eyes and the words trendizisst on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
trocheck comes back and suddenly the rangers can play hockey again?
okay uh new Story of the Year slaps
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
okay uh new Story of the Year slaps
baby, you want a homemaker? a trad wifey?
okay babes no problem, you need to make more than enough for both of us plus a home, 2-3 kids, and a dog and you also need to go off to war for 7-10 years while I vaccum on quaaludes each day and fuck the mailman.
okay babes no problem, you need to make more than enough for both of us plus a home, 2-3 kids, and a dog and you also need to go off to war for 7-10 years while I vaccum on quaaludes each day and fuck the mailman.
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
baby, you want a homemaker? a trad wifey?
okay babes no problem, you need to make more than enough for both of us plus a home, 2-3 kids, and a dog and you also need to go off to war for 7-10 years while I vaccum on quaaludes each day and fuck the mailman.
okay babes no problem, you need to make more than enough for both of us plus a home, 2-3 kids, and a dog and you also need to go off to war for 7-10 years while I vaccum on quaaludes each day and fuck the mailman.
A lil somth to take the edge off
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A lil somth to take the edge off
Club crackers and peanut butter with a Diet Coke.
My literal comfort snack - me and my Gigi used to eat it every Friday night watching SVU when I was little 😘
My literal comfort snack - me and my Gigi used to eat it every Friday night watching SVU when I was little 😘
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Club crackers and peanut butter with a Diet Coke.
My literal comfort snack - me and my Gigi used to eat it every Friday night watching SVU when I was little 😘
My literal comfort snack - me and my Gigi used to eat it every Friday night watching SVU when I was little 😘
I really hate when men get quotes and they’re like “if you don’t do this this and this and give me this pricing I’m gonna give my business to X company.”
Okay, so go? You think threatening ME is gonna get you any place? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Baby no. You could die and I wouldn’t give a single shit
Okay, so go? You think threatening ME is gonna get you any place? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Baby no. You could die and I wouldn’t give a single shit
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I really hate when men get quotes and they’re like “if you don’t do this this and this and give me this pricing I’m gonna give my business to X company.”
Okay, so go? You think threatening ME is gonna get you any place? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Baby no. You could die and I wouldn’t give a single shit
Okay, so go? You think threatening ME is gonna get you any place? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Baby no. You could die and I wouldn’t give a single shit
mr smutty & I are just doing xmas stocking this year instead of a big gift and I’m so excited to pick the stuff for his stocking
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
mr smutty & I are just doing xmas stocking this year instead of a big gift and I’m so excited to pick the stuff for his stocking
DO U WANNA GO TO WAR BALAKE
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
DO U WANNA GO TO WAR BALAKE
If I was murdered and my story was on a true crime tv show or podcast I always wonder what my friends would say
bc like this bitch doesn’t light up a room - I did not love everyone lmao
bc like this bitch doesn’t light up a room - I did not love everyone lmao
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If I was murdered and my story was on a true crime tv show or podcast I always wonder what my friends would say
bc like this bitch doesn’t light up a room - I did not love everyone lmao
bc like this bitch doesn’t light up a room - I did not love everyone lmao
an idiot: your email came off topic pretty condescending
(After he emailed me and doubled down that I was wrong - I wasn’t)
me: great it was! thanks!
(After he emailed me and doubled down that I was wrong - I wasn’t)
me: great it was! thanks!
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
an idiot: your email came off topic pretty condescending
(After he emailed me and doubled down that I was wrong - I wasn’t)
me: great it was! thanks!
(After he emailed me and doubled down that I was wrong - I wasn’t)
me: great it was! thanks!
The temp feels like 25 and I feel personally attacked.
I don’t function well in the cold
I don’t function well in the cold
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The temp feels like 25 and I feel personally attacked.
I don’t function well in the cold
I don’t function well in the cold
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2Legit2Clit
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
2Legit2Clit
A gift from me to you
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A gift from me to you
Why does Kim Davis still have rights to speak at all?
Has she seen the way she looks and dresses? Maybe focus on you first baby and let everyone else worry about who they love xoxxoxoxox much hate bb !
Has she seen the way she looks and dresses? Maybe focus on you first baby and let everyone else worry about who they love xoxxoxoxox much hate bb !
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Why does Kim Davis still have rights to speak at all?
Has she seen the way she looks and dresses? Maybe focus on you first baby and let everyone else worry about who they love xoxxoxoxox much hate bb !
Has she seen the way she looks and dresses? Maybe focus on you first baby and let everyone else worry about who they love xoxxoxoxox much hate bb !
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