Jared 🌊
@jaredlwhite.bsky.social
What are you, some kind of tough guy?
More like Shmanne of Shmreen Shmables.
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
More like Shmanne of Shmreen Shmables.
Not long after I got married, one night my wife asked, "what are you doing?" I said, "watching t.v." She said, "standing up?" I said, "...that's not normal, is it?"
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Not long after I got married, one night my wife asked, "what are you doing?" I said, "watching t.v." She said, "standing up?" I said, "...that's not normal, is it?"
What I don't understand is, what happened? How do they take no kings day and a literal blue wave and say, "welp, I guess we don't have the people's support." It's mind boggling. And they have to know their time in office is over.
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What I don't understand is, what happened? How do they take no kings day and a literal blue wave and say, "welp, I guess we don't have the people's support." It's mind boggling. And they have to know their time in office is over.
I bet you were outstanding in your field.
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I bet you were outstanding in your field.
Same. It was good to see real world results. My online consumption is pretty blue, but I live in Missouri, surrounded by red. I feel less alone since Tuesday.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Same. It was good to see real world results. My online consumption is pretty blue, but I live in Missouri, surrounded by red. I feel less alone since Tuesday.
Oh man, remember masks? That was so great. Like a hoodie for your face.
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Oh man, remember masks? That was so great. Like a hoodie for your face.
Wheedlers gonna wheedle.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wheedlers gonna wheedle.
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We do not joke about Al Gore.
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We do not joke about Al Gore.
People want progress, not the status quo.
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
People want progress, not the status quo.
Go to Tidal. They pay their musicians.
October 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Go to Tidal. They pay their musicians.
I don't necessarily disagree about Merrick Garland. Ball dropper.
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I don't necessarily disagree about Merrick Garland. Ball dropper.
We got Ernie thing you want
And we know you're dane
And we know you're dane
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We got Ernie thing you want
And we know you're dane
And we know you're dane
You don't have to ever delete it. I'm still fb friends with my dad.
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You don't have to ever delete it. I'm still fb friends with my dad.
Breaking records! Hell yeah!
October 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Breaking records! Hell yeah!
Just caught this one tonight.
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Just caught this one tonight.