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Jacob Englander
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Life Cycle Assessment survivor. Previously hunted for methane leaks. Formerly terminated by DOGE and forced out with the latest fork in the road.
The most Janusz Kaminski of Janusz Kaminski shots.
this shot from Munich is craziness. how the hell do you even conceive of something like that?!??
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Lulu is celebrating her 15th birthday! She’s still waiting to grow into those ears.
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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On the other hand, this is what it looks like in Athabasca, Alberta
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My most hack answer would be The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle particularly the section that takes place in Manchukuo. My second (fairly hack) answer would be War and Peace which I finished reading in high school on the train to Versailles.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Colin Graf! I love that guy
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Girl Scouts in a Chicago Suburb hosted a food drive. But the girls encountered masked U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents with weapons.

"ICE turned it into a scary and what felt like an unsafe environment for us to be out with these kids"

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Masked ICE agents put damper on Oak Park Girl Scout food drive: ‘It’s heartbreaking as a mom’
Federal immigration agents were confronted in Oak Park on Saturday morning by residents blowing whistles as local Girl Scouts collect food for local pantries, rattling some girls and their parents.
chicago.suntimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
An absolute titan. One of my absolute favorite actors.
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
100% Pickleball is the worst
I'm sorry but pickleball noise is fucking grating. You need a permit to do pickleball near me, you best believe...
Zoning Practice magazine devotes an entire issue to *checks notes* pickleball noise
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My theory is that they were threatened with the loss of their elite status.
How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Unacceptable. There are 189,000 people in my district who will be paying 50–300% more for the same, and in many cases worse, healthcare.

I won’t do that to the people I represent. I’m a NO on this “deal.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I worked at Target for the 2nd shift in the summer after high school and boy was it miserable.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Twin Cities,
Do you want this working popcorn machine and cart? Passing on at no charge. It’s a fun addition to gatherings. Was always a hit at funeral home community events. Would love it to a new home within the month!
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Tashikametan is a turtle who promotes the Labor Standards Bureau. He uses a scope attached to his mask to check employers are being fair. He’s a surprisingly fast runner, but because his shell is heavy, he can’t get up if he falls backwards.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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the new hotness on the right is recent converts twisting Catholic or Orthodox doctrine into justifications for anti-Semitism (because they were already huge anti-Semites before they converted), and then sandwiching this within seemingly-reasonable claims about US foreign policy x.com/audreyfahlbe...
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Hahahhahaha
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Whenever I see an aerial/satellite view of LA I think that this should be done at Disneyland or Dodgers Stadium...the parking lots there could have >50MW of solar.
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The duty to keep the memories of the World War II generation alive will pass solely to us soon. The work of fighting fascism may never finish.
“Selma van de Perre, a valiant Jewish secretary who during World War II covertly transported suitcases bulging with cash, seditious newsletters, identity cards and ration books to Dutch resistance agents, even penetrating Nazi headquarters in Paris, died on Oct. 20 in London. She was 103.”
Selma van de Perre, Dutch Jew Who Resisted Nazis, Dies at 103
www.nytimes.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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:)
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Hi, I’m Alex goldman. I used to host a podcast called Reply All that some people liked. For the past year I have been making a show called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. We now have 25 episodes (50 if you count premium episodes). You might enjoy it! Listen if you liked reply all
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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The first (1955) Danish edition of Ray Bradbury’s FAHRENHEIT 451. Later editions did not convert the title, so this is the only SI-compatible edition! 🎢
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM