Jem
@j1jem.bsky.social
Essentially just a dishevelled hobbit clutching a cup of tea.
"Behind every man trying to work out whether his phone camera is working, stands an exasperated woman."
"Behind every man trying to work out whether his phone camera is working, stands an exasperated woman."
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Jem
@j1jem.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Petition to give the country a new motto:
"We've Not Really Thought This Through, Have We?"
"We've Not Really Thought This Through, Have We?"
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Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges
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anyone do this one yet?
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
anyone do this one yet?
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I thought I'd get in on the action.
You'll need sound up.
You'll need sound up.
January 27, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I thought I'd get in on the action.
You'll need sound up.
You'll need sound up.
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January 27, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Kwik Fit's Thought Sommelier said my offside rear tyre might have a rich inner life
January 26, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Kwik Fit's Thought Sommelier said my offside rear tyre might have a rich inner life
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youtu.be/VJSQ-CQOKlM
Unhealthy amounts of screentime went into these, but it was a lot of fun. I'm looking for work, and representation. Drop me a line at swedemason@hotmail.com. Ta
Unhealthy amounts of screentime went into these, but it was a lot of fun. I'm looking for work, and representation. Drop me a line at swedemason@hotmail.com. Ta
2026 Showreel - Swedemason
YouTube video by swedemason
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January 26, 2026 at 11:15 AM
youtu.be/VJSQ-CQOKlM
Unhealthy amounts of screentime went into these, but it was a lot of fun. I'm looking for work, and representation. Drop me a line at swedemason@hotmail.com. Ta
Unhealthy amounts of screentime went into these, but it was a lot of fun. I'm looking for work, and representation. Drop me a line at swedemason@hotmail.com. Ta
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Can I just say something...? 🧣
January 26, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Can I just say something...? 🧣
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But suffice to say, if when I was seventeen, one of my parents took a passing interest of mine and, taking advantage of my youthful naivety, exploited it in a manner that turned me into a global laughing stock, something I'm still being ridiculed for almost a full decade later?
13/14
13/14
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
But suffice to say, if when I was seventeen, one of my parents took a passing interest of mine and, taking advantage of my youthful naivety, exploited it in a manner that turned me into a global laughing stock, something I'm still being ridiculed for almost a full decade later?
13/14
13/14
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These puzzles were training us to spot AI images. We need to bring them back.
An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
You’ll be doing well to spot 12 deliberate mistakes.
From Treasure magazine, 1963
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)
You’ll be doing well to spot 12 deliberate mistakes.
From Treasure magazine, 1963
Official answers coming soon
(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 AM
These puzzles were training us to spot AI images. We need to bring them back.
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[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing!
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
[wiping the gunpowder from my hands] now THAT is a high-quality petard! I feel sorry for whoever ends up getting hoist by that thing!
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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Whatever your political persuasion, then this should resonate. We've come through a pandemic and economic shocks, and the people who kept everything going are the least rewarded and the most exhausted. It needs to change.
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
January 22, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Whatever your political persuasion, then this should resonate. We've come through a pandemic and economic shocks, and the people who kept everything going are the least rewarded and the most exhausted. It needs to change.
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The only car to be named after two Pet Shop Boys albums.
New work allows me to see the lunacy of parts pricing for certain brands. Sir and/or Madam requires new PLASTIC badging for their Discovery?
Well, it comes in two halves and it'll cost you £80 for a Disco and Very will set you back £73.
Well, it comes in two halves and it'll cost you £80 for a Disco and Very will set you back £73.
January 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The only car to be named after two Pet Shop Boys albums.
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Agrajag has joined bluesky
fuck Dent
January 21, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Agrajag has joined bluesky
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I heard he sang a good song
I heard he had a style
And so I came to see him
On the Muppet Show tonight
I heard he had a style
And so I came to see him
On the Muppet Show tonight
January 21, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I heard he sang a good song
I heard he had a style
And so I came to see him
On the Muppet Show tonight
I heard he had a style
And so I came to see him
On the Muppet Show tonight
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Beautifully written. Well worth your time.
Haven't written one of these in a while! sillylittlewalk.substack.com/p/i-go-on-a-...
January 20, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Beautifully written. Well worth your time.
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CamThing.
The Campaign For Real Things.
The Campaign For Real Things.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 AM
CamThing.
The Campaign For Real Things.
The Campaign For Real Things.
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"Meanwhile, Princess Anne went for a ride in Kirkbride, Queen Camilla went shopping in Wapping, Prince Edward dropped a clanger in Bangor, and the young ladies of Buckingham asked Prince Andrew if he'd mind staying at home.
Now it's goodnight from me ...
... and it's goodnight from him."
Now it's goodnight from me ...
... and it's goodnight from him."
January 21, 2026 at 8:22 AM
"Meanwhile, Princess Anne went for a ride in Kirkbride, Queen Camilla went shopping in Wapping, Prince Edward dropped a clanger in Bangor, and the young ladies of Buckingham asked Prince Andrew if he'd mind staying at home.
Now it's goodnight from me ...
... and it's goodnight from him."
Now it's goodnight from me ...
... and it's goodnight from him."
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Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Two big guys walked up front and started yelling at the pilot and the pilot screamed that they weren't going to Davos, they were going to Vienna, Virginia and that he had to get home to his family.
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Watching this completely by accident and I didn’t expect it to be as funny as it is.
The line ‘you’re living your whole life as a private joke at the public’s expense’ made me *cry*.
youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...
The line ‘you’re living your whole life as a private joke at the public’s expense’ made me *cry*.
youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...
The Harry Hill Show - Stewart Lee
YouTube video by HARRY HILL
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January 20, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Watching this completely by accident and I didn’t expect it to be as funny as it is.
The line ‘you’re living your whole life as a private joke at the public’s expense’ made me *cry*.
youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...
The line ‘you’re living your whole life as a private joke at the public’s expense’ made me *cry*.
youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...
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Oh I'm definitely dying from "haven't seen the sea in a long time"
Je viens de retrouver mon "Tag yourself" préféré, je tiens à partager cette petite joie.
January 20, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Oh I'm definitely dying from "haven't seen the sea in a long time"
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'After soiling himself in Fine Fare and waving what he claimed to be a firearm but transpired to be a marital aid, he was apprehended by store security. He goes to trial for his acts of enigmatic expansiveness on Tuesday'
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
'After soiling himself in Fine Fare and waving what he claimed to be a firearm but transpired to be a marital aid, he was apprehended by store security. He goes to trial for his acts of enigmatic expansiveness on Tuesday'
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
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