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Jonty
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Nerd Stuff. Racing, painting, gaming, books, movies, music.

Neurospicy with anxious sauce.
Staunch Ally.
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Please don't add to starter packs.
After deep and careful consideration of the brilliant and important science contained within this thread, I have reached a remarkable conclusion:

A Frappuccino is the Holy Trinity Liquid.
Tea - Changed by coffee which is then taken away
Juice - Contains milk, cow juice
Soup - Has things in it
Today a friend and I had lunch and discovered the true form of liquid categorisation.

Join me on a journey of stupidity.
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
"Of course I have life insurance, why are you asking?"
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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Ok you lovely lot, 2025 is over.

For the first comp of the year the theme is…This is not the end.

So we’re looking for mini’s or dioramas that feature rebirth or a new beginning.

Rules on skeet 2 - please read them.

#Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

1/2
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I wonder what the limit is on this, cause it's getting fucking long.
Another day of expanding the blocked words list then, huh?
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Another day of expanding the blocked words list then, huh?
January 3, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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The scam website that is trying to steal money from artists is back, new logo and... very hastily made website.
Be wary of them, block and report and warn other artists.
January 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
"Ned!"
🤜😵‍💫
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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it’s all i’ve got
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watching blacksmiths just to anneal something
Watching the Indy 500 just to open wheel something
Watching Rickey Henderson highlights just to steal something
January 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Hoping I can get everything back in the direction it should be this year. Get back to everything I want, and enjoy, to do.
January 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Well done, London.
It's nice to know you'll still hire DJs who last got a gig at a Pontins in 1995.
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It's that time of year when you find out who doesn't know how to keep their clocks on the right time.
December 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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#Paintslam26 Starts January 1st 2026.

I hope you'll join us for another awesome year of hobby!

paintslam.com

Here's a hobby log for you to save and print <3
December 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I'm gonna stick my neck out here, but this just might surpass The Bob Emergency.
December 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What am I doing in the car park? Parking cars, what else does one do in a car park?
Marvin, can you pick that piece of paper? Can I pick up that piece of paper? Would you like me to stick my head in a buck of water? I've got one ready.
Don't talk to me about life.
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Being on a bus, and having it call out 3 of the stops in a town centre by the names if the pubs, is the most West Midlands thing ever.
December 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Marvin has joined bluesky.
December 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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How I'm actually running out of 2025
December 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Providing wine advice to Nick Hancock in Morrisons
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
How I'm running out of 2025
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Winiary Majonez.
There is no better answer.
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Mankind be like:
December 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM