j0lt3on wants a union
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Just a trainer with 5 Jolteons and a Ludicolo
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Why would I cook for someone who clearly isn’t interested in eating
This is how I run in my dreams
I need a mood booster, let's talk about capybaras.
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
Here's a capy demonstrating one of MANY ways they can move through the water: running along the bottom.
They're 'semi-aquatic' mammals, just like hippos, seals & beavers. They LOVE water.
(📷: Fernando Maidana)
January 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
This is how I run in my dreams
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i know genx invented body shots because you get to drink out of the hoes
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
i know genx invented body shots because you get to drink out of the hoes
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
Okay but we have to call the other one ozempic Pikachu if we have to keep calling this one ‘fat’
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Okay but we have to call the other one ozempic Pikachu if we have to keep calling this one ‘fat’
🎼 blockus, firaga, all we need is somebody to lean on
January 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
🎼 blockus, firaga, all we need is somebody to lean on
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Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
Fuck these pigs
MICHIGAN: Police arrest protestor of Trump’s attack on Venezuela while she’s live on air 🤔🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Fuck these pigs
Why does he sound like he’s a toddler trying not to have a temper tantrum? It is absurd. 😠That mom. Would put cookies. 😤In our house. And allow. 😠People to eat. 😤But not allow me to eat. 😤She gave one to my sister. 😠My mortal enemy. 😡And said I could have none. 😤
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Why does he sound like he’s a toddler trying not to have a temper tantrum? It is absurd. 😠That mom. Would put cookies. 😤In our house. And allow. 😠People to eat. 😤But not allow me to eat. 😤She gave one to my sister. 😠My mortal enemy. 😡And said I could have none. 😤
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Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky
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Yelling at kirby is a red flag
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Yelling at kirby is a red flag
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Not sure how bad the deepfake problem is? Read Stella's farewell thread.
This is an extreme form of remote sexual harassment that can now be used to target anyone, regardless of platform, in seconds. Despite news stories focusing mostly on CSAM it's still unchecked and rampant on Twitter.
This is an extreme form of remote sexual harassment that can now be used to target anyone, regardless of platform, in seconds. Despite news stories focusing mostly on CSAM it's still unchecked and rampant on Twitter.
I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Not sure how bad the deepfake problem is? Read Stella's farewell thread.
This is an extreme form of remote sexual harassment that can now be used to target anyone, regardless of platform, in seconds. Despite news stories focusing mostly on CSAM it's still unchecked and rampant on Twitter.
This is an extreme form of remote sexual harassment that can now be used to target anyone, regardless of platform, in seconds. Despite news stories focusing mostly on CSAM it's still unchecked and rampant on Twitter.
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If only there were something congress could do, alas they are completely useless like the british monarchy we just elect them because they are like a vestigial tail and we can’t get rid of them for some goddamn reason
However, I disagree with President Trump’s use of U.S. military forces without Congressional approval & worry deeply about this Admin’s follow through on foreign policy interventions.
January 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If only there were something congress could do, alas they are completely useless like the british monarchy we just elect them because they are like a vestigial tail and we can’t get rid of them for some goddamn reason
If only there were something congress could do, alas they are completely useless like the british monarchy we just elect them because they are like a vestigial tail and we can’t get rid of them for some goddamn reason
However, I disagree with President Trump’s use of U.S. military forces without Congressional approval & worry deeply about this Admin’s follow through on foreign policy interventions.
January 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If only there were something congress could do, alas they are completely useless like the british monarchy we just elect them because they are like a vestigial tail and we can’t get rid of them for some goddamn reason
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sometimes i really wonder why the most propagandized and least organized people on earth whose *civilians* think of themselves as deputized to run protestors over with cars don’t rise up against their evil government en masse,
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
sometimes i really wonder why the most propagandized and least organized people on earth whose *civilians* think of themselves as deputized to run protestors over with cars don’t rise up against their evil government en masse,
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stoned
very stoned
can't stop saying breedable burrito bowl
send help
or burrito bowls.
very stoned
can't stop saying breedable burrito bowl
send help
or burrito bowls.
January 4, 2026 at 8:54 AM
stoned
very stoned
can't stop saying breedable burrito bowl
send help
or burrito bowls.
very stoned
can't stop saying breedable burrito bowl
send help
or burrito bowls.
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It is good for Venezuela that Charlie Kirk is gone.
January 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
It is good for Venezuela that Charlie Kirk is gone.
I need one more room in my house so I have somewhere to go do activities while everyone else is asleep because rn it is a bathroom
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I need one more room in my house so I have somewhere to go do activities while everyone else is asleep because rn it is a bathroom
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I do not think there is a valid or good form of conservatism and I think conservative parties should be destroyed
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I do not think there is a valid or good form of conservatism and I think conservative parties should be destroyed
Waking up every morning like that starfish from finding nemo
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Waking up every morning like that starfish from finding nemo
Maduro should have just asked for a meeting with trump. They would have laughed, the media would have been like “do you still think he’s an American pigdog” and Trump would have been like “it’s okay” and maduro would say “Trump is American pigdog” and everyone would laugh and we die inside a little
January 4, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Maduro should have just asked for a meeting with trump. They would have laughed, the media would have been like “do you still think he’s an American pigdog” and Trump would have been like “it’s okay” and maduro would say “Trump is American pigdog” and everyone would laugh and we die inside a little
Crimes committed by my partner in the last 10 minutes: 1) woke me up by moving something 2) lied about not moving the thing 3) crunched something in my ear for 5 minutes 4) didn’t want anything 5) didn’t bring me food
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Crimes committed by my partner in the last 10 minutes: 1) woke me up by moving something 2) lied about not moving the thing 3) crunched something in my ear for 5 minutes 4) didn’t want anything 5) didn’t bring me food