j0lt3on, trasgernder
@j0lt3on.bsky.social
Just a trainer with 5 Jolteons and a Ludicolo
Yeah I got a cast, im pretty hard now, really badass
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Yeah I got a cast, im pretty hard now, really badass
When you timed out and buzzed but the dabs still rolling and she’s still sucking
January 29, 2026 at 12:34 PM
When you timed out and buzzed but the dabs still rolling and she’s still sucking
Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Do you think god stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?
My fingernails should be this color by default
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
My fingernails should be this color by default
I hate it when the first thing I see in the morning is a Fortnite ad for something I would want in Fortnite but then I’d have to actually play Fortnite to use it or get it and/or usually have to pay money for it and it makes me upset
January 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I hate it when the first thing I see in the morning is a Fortnite ad for something I would want in Fortnite but then I’d have to actually play Fortnite to use it or get it and/or usually have to pay money for it and it makes me upset
New yellowcard (featuring good charlotte??), new… found glory, new the academy is, new story of the year, new Hillary duff, new dolly…
What year is it lol
What year is it lol
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
New yellowcard (featuring good charlotte??), new… found glory, new the academy is, new story of the year, new Hillary duff, new dolly…
What year is it lol
What year is it lol
Yo check this friggin sweet solgaleo pack fresh boyeeeeeeee
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Yo check this friggin sweet solgaleo pack fresh boyeeeeeeee
Gonger jumpscare
January 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Gonger jumpscare
Look at this lil guy
January 7, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Look at this lil guy
yo godpack central (just opened another i forgot to screenshot first)
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
yo godpack central (just opened another i forgot to screenshot first)
This Swablu has been eating good
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This Swablu has been eating good
Oh nonono I’m home bitch Kansas can’t hurt me here
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Oh nonono I’m home bitch Kansas can’t hurt me here
the dog when I got up this morning
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
the dog when I got up this morning
Santa Cancels Christmas was a very cute book, but it just kind of… resolves itself at the halfway point. The reindeer decided to send word to mrs claus that santa has landed on a random island with no gps, intending to cancel christmas, and she magics a letter to him that makes him feel bad?
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Santa Cancels Christmas was a very cute book, but it just kind of… resolves itself at the halfway point. The reindeer decided to send word to mrs claus that santa has landed on a random island with no gps, intending to cancel christmas, and she magics a letter to him that makes him feel bad?
Got this too. Is lentra on here?
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Got this too. Is lentra on here?
now imagine you didn’t have healthcare or a cushy salary you whiny sack of shit
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
now imagine you didn’t have healthcare or a cushy salary you whiny sack of shit
beat red deck orange stake at last
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
beat red deck orange stake at last
Does this look like pie to you? Or a can of refried beans with whip topping?
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Does this look like pie to you? Or a can of refried beans with whip topping?
Why his ear on the back of his head??
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Why his ear on the back of his head??
![Screenshot from a blog on uamshealth.com:
Blowing smoke into a child's ear will do nothing to speed the resolution of an ear infection. However, it will not cause harm to the ear either. In real terms, the only thing blowing smoke into a child's ear will do is increase the physical and emotional bonds between the parent. [yellow highlighted text begins] Unfortunately, smoking will also increase the risk of the parent acquiring lung disease.[/highlight]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:66t2kibqkqbqebbnyigefqyp/bafkreiggc4fmcpapmar6sht5z3rvxvtu4c4artvz6y3e46yyvmdqle6fqm@jpeg)
This might be my opie’s magnum
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This might be my opie’s magnum
so are we honoring the babies here or…?
![[REVERSE SIDE OF MISSOURI DRIVERS GUIDE]
Where’s baby?
Look before you lock.
In memory of
those who have given their lives
in the line of duty on Missouri roads.
Picture of crossed ribbon with two black lines and a purple center line](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:66t2kibqkqbqebbnyigefqyp/bafkreifu5fzqh6cas4t7nhp7dkt6t2crbas3zgfdx6kiulrxvcy2zzawpi@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
so are we honoring the babies here or…?