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Just want some peaceful social media. And Arsenal. And The Cure
Don’t know whether to laugh or cry but all my Cleveland Browns emails are going directly to spam
October 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Everything tastes better with a dollop of Daisy
October 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Maybe the real apocalypse was the hideous humans we met along the way
October 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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I mean, cmon
September 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.

I'm talking about something very different.

Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.

Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.

But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
You want me to make it helicopter? I can’t even use a hula hoop right
September 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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My vagina is a load-bearing wall.
September 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Working hard today. Shhhh…
September 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The Supreme Court has original jurisdiction for disputes between states (meaning they can actually file the lawsuit there, rather than have it go up on appeal).

This would be a good time for Illinois to utilize it.
September 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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RT if u agree
September 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Sorry I snuck into your house while you were sleeping and hung a rainbow picture I drew for you on your fridge.
August 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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It’s the way the billionaire sponsors of the Heritage Foundation intend to have the poors pick up the tab, you big dummy.
August 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
August 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Every woman I know with advanced degrees has dated this guy/met this guy at a party and he has implied how ignorant/stupid she actually was because she didn't recite the History of the Peloponnesian War from memory.

And then he's been blocked/avoided by every one of those women.
August 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Me: *pounds table*

MORE DYKE WEREWOLVES

MORE MONSTERFUCKING

MORE DYKE WEREWOLVES

MOST MONSTERFUCKING

Everyone else at Wendy's: 🤨
August 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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california’s population is larger than at least a dozen red states *combined* so if we’re playing the “we deserve more representation” game give us our 500 senators
Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick: "We're a red state. We deserve more representation."
August 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“Define your music taste in 6 artists”

1. The Cure
2. Depeche Mode
3. Arctic Monkeys
4. Portishead
5. Sigur Ros
6. Radiohead
“Define your music taste in 6 artists:”

1. HEALTH
2. Seeming
3. Depeche Mode
4. Seabound
5. Vestron Vulture
6. Deftones
“Define your music taste in 6 artists:”

1. Nina Simone
2. Alt-J
3. Battle Beast
4. Two Gallants
5. Daft Punk
6. Hildur Guðnadóttir
July 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This explains why I woke up in a t-shirt I didn’t own
July 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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All my fucking thoughts about someone I've never fucking known but feel
July 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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If I was married to a meteorologist my response to everything would be ok sure 30% chance that’s happening, if at all, and I’d laugh every single time.
July 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Papa John’s is really missing out by not unleashing the Shaquterie. A tough to digest pizza topped with cold cuts
July 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sunday afternoon party

open.spotify.com/track/0xWkv7...
Fucking Boyfriend
the bird and the bee · the bird and the bee · Song · 2007
open.spotify.com
July 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM