Ian Kacprzak
@ikacprzak.bsky.social
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Uchu Sentai Kyurangers as DnD Characters 2: Garu!
The opposite of Lucky in many ways I made him a Gloom Stalker with the Ruined background to represent his past with Jark Matter. Shifters are the de-facto animal species a Dual Wielder with a Scimitar and Shortsword instead of his claws!
The opposite of Lucky in many ways I made him a Gloom Stalker with the Ruined background to represent his past with Jark Matter. Shifters are the de-facto animal species a Dual Wielder with a Scimitar and Shortsword instead of his claws!
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Uchu Sentai Kyurangers as DnD Characters 2: Garu!
The opposite of Lucky in many ways I made him a Gloom Stalker with the Ruined background to represent his past with Jark Matter. Shifters are the de-facto animal species a Dual Wielder with a Scimitar and Shortsword instead of his claws!
The opposite of Lucky in many ways I made him a Gloom Stalker with the Ruined background to represent his past with Jark Matter. Shifters are the de-facto animal species a Dual Wielder with a Scimitar and Shortsword instead of his claws!
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Abolish the Senate. I am absolutely dead serious.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Abolish the Senate. I am absolutely dead serious.
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“This Democrat I’m running against in the primary is at best a gullible dupe who sold you out to proven liars for a bag of magic beans and at worst they simply don’t care if you starve and suffer and die” seems like a pretty good campaign message but what the hell do I know
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“This Democrat I’m running against in the primary is at best a gullible dupe who sold you out to proven liars for a bag of magic beans and at worst they simply don’t care if you starve and suffer and die” seems like a pretty good campaign message but what the hell do I know
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Now, if you've watched Schoolhouse Rock you know that if one chamber passes a bill the other can choose to take it up or not, and if they do and pass said bill it goes to the President. The Senate in 1922... chose not to decide. (Geddy Lee voice: "you still have made a choice!")
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Now, if you've watched Schoolhouse Rock you know that if one chamber passes a bill the other can choose to take it up or not, and if they do and pass said bill it goes to the President. The Senate in 1922... chose not to decide. (Geddy Lee voice: "you still have made a choice!")
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1. cat
2. cat
2. cat
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
1. cat
2. cat
2. cat
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A lot of elected centrists are just mushy, conflict avoidant without strong opinions beyond "woah there, not so fast". Jared Golden is the rare passionate moron
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A lot of elected centrists are just mushy, conflict avoidant without strong opinions beyond "woah there, not so fast". Jared Golden is the rare passionate moron
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Happy to bring her to life for you :3
@samareck.bsky.social did my girl justice. Would've posted this when it was done, but it took me a little bit to get things sorted.
This was a gift from my GF: @soroshi.bsky.social
But here's my girl Brigitte Dehan, who I've been using a lot as of late
This was a gift from my GF: @soroshi.bsky.social
But here's my girl Brigitte Dehan, who I've been using a lot as of late
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Happy to bring her to life for you :3
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In the history of poetry, this thread will be remembered as an era-defining achievement
i like
big
trunks and i cannot lie
you other travelers can't deny
that when a shattered visage lies in the sand
with a sneer of cold command
you get sprung
from the passions read
from a hand mocked and heart fed
that pedestal tried to warn me
but "look upon my works" makes (me-me-me so horny)
big
trunks and i cannot lie
you other travelers can't deny
that when a shattered visage lies in the sand
with a sneer of cold command
you get sprung
from the passions read
from a hand mocked and heart fed
that pedestal tried to warn me
but "look upon my works" makes (me-me-me so horny)
Some traveller once told me
He's from a land so old he
Saw a pair of vast and trunkless legs
Near them on the sand
An expression of command
The sneering visage on a half-sunk head
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Lone level sands to horizon running
He's from a land so old he
Saw a pair of vast and trunkless legs
Near them on the sand
An expression of command
The sneering visage on a half-sunk head
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Lone level sands to horizon running
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
In the history of poetry, this thread will be remembered as an era-defining achievement
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Part of the effort to rewrite the history of the pandemic into one where "it was annoying because of nanny-state Democratic overreach" requires actively forgetting that it was a big deal because *more than a million Americans died*—literally hundreds of thousands needlessly due to political sabotage
A million Americans died from Covid. Denial doesn't make those deaths go away. We should have a day of remembrance for those souls, not bury the truth.
This is part of the war over How We Remember the Pandemic
Always remember the truth: it was a big deal, most regular people were sensible at the time, the anti-vaccine craziness set in late & has been trying to rewrite history ever since
Always remember the truth: it was a big deal, most regular people were sensible at the time, the anti-vaccine craziness set in late & has been trying to rewrite history ever since
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Part of the effort to rewrite the history of the pandemic into one where "it was annoying because of nanny-state Democratic overreach" requires actively forgetting that it was a big deal because *more than a million Americans died*—literally hundreds of thousands needlessly due to political sabotage
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I hate that I did this. but at least it's not very good
October 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I hate that I did this. but at least it's not very good
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Don’t make me tap the fucking sign.
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Don’t make me tap the fucking sign.
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Two things are true:
1. Mutual Aid is a good thing
2. Government-sponsored organizations are almost always much more efficient and capable of large-scale distributions.
Reinventing libertarianism from first principles in defense of mutual aid is just fucking dumb.
1. Mutual Aid is a good thing
2. Government-sponsored organizations are almost always much more efficient and capable of large-scale distributions.
Reinventing libertarianism from first principles in defense of mutual aid is just fucking dumb.
another datapoint for the “your mutual aid network cannot replace state capacity” crowd
Food bank director: “for every meal that a food bank provides, the SNAP program provides nine. There’s no way we can meet that gap.”
October 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Two things are true:
1. Mutual Aid is a good thing
2. Government-sponsored organizations are almost always much more efficient and capable of large-scale distributions.
Reinventing libertarianism from first principles in defense of mutual aid is just fucking dumb.
1. Mutual Aid is a good thing
2. Government-sponsored organizations are almost always much more efficient and capable of large-scale distributions.
Reinventing libertarianism from first principles in defense of mutual aid is just fucking dumb.
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me on the dance floor at the hot goth t4t night doing my best to stay a chaste angel even tho i am tempted:
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
me on the dance floor at the hot goth t4t night doing my best to stay a chaste angel even tho i am tempted:
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Elon Musk couldn’t figure out how to make a pop tart without hurting himself
one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Elon Musk couldn’t figure out how to make a pop tart without hurting himself
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GETTING SWEPT OFF YOUR FEET BY YOUR FORMERLY KINDA HOMOPHOBIC HIGH SCHOOL BULLY WHO HAS TURNED HIS PERSONALITY AROUND we're reaching cis woman levels of messy fantasy here folks
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
GETTING SWEPT OFF YOUR FEET BY YOUR FORMERLY KINDA HOMOPHOBIC HIGH SCHOOL BULLY WHO HAS TURNED HIS PERSONALITY AROUND we're reaching cis woman levels of messy fantasy here folks
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Context: I have never cared about Super Sentai
@marumalandra.wtf showed me a supercut of every Red Ranger TF, and some of those guys looked really fucking cool...
She recommended Kingohger as particularly good
THERE'S A MANTIS RANGER AND I ALREADY LOVE HER CURSE YOU MARU NOW I NEED TO WATCH THIS
@marumalandra.wtf showed me a supercut of every Red Ranger TF, and some of those guys looked really fucking cool...
She recommended Kingohger as particularly good
THERE'S A MANTIS RANGER AND I ALREADY LOVE HER CURSE YOU MARU NOW I NEED TO WATCH THIS
October 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Context: I have never cared about Super Sentai
@marumalandra.wtf showed me a supercut of every Red Ranger TF, and some of those guys looked really fucking cool...
She recommended Kingohger as particularly good
THERE'S A MANTIS RANGER AND I ALREADY LOVE HER CURSE YOU MARU NOW I NEED TO WATCH THIS
@marumalandra.wtf showed me a supercut of every Red Ranger TF, and some of those guys looked really fucking cool...
She recommended Kingohger as particularly good
THERE'S A MANTIS RANGER AND I ALREADY LOVE HER CURSE YOU MARU NOW I NEED TO WATCH THIS
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Every time I look at a picture of Dean Koontz I think "no, no this man can't possibly be real."
October 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Every time I look at a picture of Dean Koontz I think "no, no this man can't possibly be real."
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A few years ago, people were calling me a monster for unhesitatingly pressing the red button and deleting the Geth and EDI so I could go home and bang my unhinged vigilante sniper chicken hubby. Now on this website they’re calling calculators slurs. Life comes at you fast.
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A few years ago, people were calling me a monster for unhesitatingly pressing the red button and deleting the Geth and EDI so I could go home and bang my unhinged vigilante sniper chicken hubby. Now on this website they’re calling calculators slurs. Life comes at you fast.
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So Jurassic Park is about a group of rich people who don't understand that biology is far more complicated than "there are only two genders" and how this ignorance toward gender fluidity in nature causes these rich people to lose their money and die.
October 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
So Jurassic Park is about a group of rich people who don't understand that biology is far more complicated than "there are only two genders" and how this ignorance toward gender fluidity in nature causes these rich people to lose their money and die.
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In the hopes of getting more eyeballs on Rigsby WI: Burn it Down leading up to the print edition's Kickstarter launch, I'll be posting Burn it Down pages in this thread over the next few days! If you havent read it, check it out ⬇️
KS: www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
Webcomic: rigsbywi.com
(1/?)
KS: www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
Webcomic: rigsbywi.com
(1/?)
October 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In the hopes of getting more eyeballs on Rigsby WI: Burn it Down leading up to the print edition's Kickstarter launch, I'll be posting Burn it Down pages in this thread over the next few days! If you havent read it, check it out ⬇️
KS: www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
Webcomic: rigsbywi.com
(1/?)
KS: www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
Webcomic: rigsbywi.com
(1/?)
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The only time “they’re right behind me, aren’t they” was done right was when Futurama responded with “No, I’m right in front of you.”
March 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The only time “they’re right behind me, aren’t they” was done right was when Futurama responded with “No, I’m right in front of you.”
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Also he had a bizarrely overpowered limit break in Kingdom Hearts II. Like, it was up there with Goofy's. Even Riku's paled in comparison.
Tron will forever be to me a broken world building concept that aged horribly and is impossible to make work. This is why the best results will always be "it looks pretty and has a good soundtrack."
October 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Also he had a bizarrely overpowered limit break in Kingdom Hearts II. Like, it was up there with Goofy's. Even Riku's paled in comparison.
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