It's very dumb politically and it's going to make the situation even worse for Republicans, but releasing a hundred pictures of Bill Clinton and then covering up every other face is so funny.
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It's very dumb politically and it's going to make the situation even worse for Republicans, but releasing a hundred pictures of Bill Clinton and then covering up every other face is so funny.
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Elon Musk has ambitions to remake education, but his latest effort to open an elementary school in Texas appears to have faltered. The private school that received thousands of applicants last year is now operating as a “licensed child care program” that oversees about 10 children ages 5 and under.
Sleep Cots and Graham Crackers at Elon Musk’s Child Care Program
Mr. Musk has ambitions to remake education, but his latest effort to open an elementary school in Texas appears to have faltered.
nyti.ms
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Elon Musk has ambitions to remake education, but his latest effort to open an elementary school in Texas appears to have faltered. The private school that received thousands of applicants last year is now operating as a “licensed child care program” that oversees about 10 children ages 5 and under.
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An extremely satisfying set of videos is coming in a few years.
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
An extremely satisfying set of videos is coming in a few years.
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that WSJ article about wheelchairs at the airport obviously sucks shit but it points to another issue which is Americans are so thoroughly worked over by constant and omnipresent scams that they now see anything which benefits another person as merely a scam that they are not in on
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
that WSJ article about wheelchairs at the airport obviously sucks shit but it points to another issue which is Americans are so thoroughly worked over by constant and omnipresent scams that they now see anything which benefits another person as merely a scam that they are not in on
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He's got that Christmas Adventurer Look.
Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To South Africa Actively Opposed Fight To End Apartheid talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trumps-...
Trump’s Pick For Ambassador To South Africa Actively Opposed Fight To End Apartheid
As Black activists in South Africa fought against their country’s racist apartheid...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
He's got that Christmas Adventurer Look.
Seahawks look like an unlicensed version of the Eagles, but who gives a shit woooooooooooooooooooo
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Seahawks look like an unlicensed version of the Eagles, but who gives a shit woooooooooooooooooooo
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sorry everyone, we had no idea when we started this autopsy report it could potentially lead to accountability
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
sorry everyone, we had no idea when we started this autopsy report it could potentially lead to accountability
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Americans are tired of what coastal elites have been shoving down their throats, so I think elevating fresh voices like the vice president, the head of one of the most valuable companies on the planet, a Times columnist, and a Jeffrey Epstein associate who teaches at Harvard is a risk worth taking.
Bari Weiss’ Next CBS News Move: Town Halls With JD Vance, Sam Altman and Debates About God and Feminism
The news division is also planning a town hall with Maryland Gov. Wes Moore in the 'Things That Matter' series, with Bank of America lined up as a sponsor.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Americans are tired of what coastal elites have been shoving down their throats, so I think elevating fresh voices like the vice president, the head of one of the most valuable companies on the planet, a Times columnist, and a Jeffrey Epstein associate who teaches at Harvard is a risk worth taking.
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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
Sounds like the president's highly anticipated There's No Such Thing As Groceries speech isn't going over as well as he had hoped
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Sounds like the president's highly anticipated There's No Such Thing As Groceries speech isn't going over as well as he had hoped
It amuses me when journalists who are tasked with explaining complicated things have to point out simple facts from fourth-grade math class because the president is so wildly fucking stupid
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It amuses me when journalists who are tasked with explaining complicated things have to point out simple facts from fourth-grade math class because the president is so wildly fucking stupid
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After she hollows out CBS News into an unpopular untrustworthy shell of its former self she will get another prestigious job in news media because what she is doing is not counter to the overall goals of the billionaires who hire her
Scoop: After an underwhelming ratings performance for Bari Weiss’ town hall with Erika Kirk, the CBS News editor in chief quietly delayed a planned address to staffers about the network’s future, pushing it back to January instead
www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
Weiss’ Wake-Up Call
As her first major CBS News town hall draws underwhelming ratings, Bari Weiss gets a public crash course in the metrics of television success. Now, Status has learned she’s delayed a planned address t...
www.status.news
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
After she hollows out CBS News into an unpopular untrustworthy shell of its former self she will get another prestigious job in news media because what she is doing is not counter to the overall goals of the billionaires who hire her
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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Very weird feeling waiting for the president to announce an illegal war based on total bullshit that they made up right in front of our faces on TV, almost like I've lived through this moment before
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Very weird feeling waiting for the president to announce an illegal war based on total bullshit that they made up right in front of our faces on TV, almost like I've lived through this moment before
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This is why "vote blue no matter who" is bullshit. It absolutely matters "who."
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is why "vote blue no matter who" is bullshit. It absolutely matters "who."
But I just learned to code!
Newly released job market data paints a murky picture ahead for the tech industry, which continues to slash workers.
A ‘recession’ is arriving for people who want jobs in technology
Some economists warn of more headwinds and a “job recession” in the tech industry.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
But I just learned to code!
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Yep. Mark Kelly, who expects us to have his back vs Trump and Hegseth, and who absolutely will NOT stop sending texts asking for $$$, says your trans family members can go fuck themselves.
Gallego AND Kelly voted for this bullshit! Goddamn it, I hate arizona so much sometimes
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Yep. Mark Kelly, who expects us to have his back vs Trump and Hegseth, and who absolutely will NOT stop sending texts asking for $$$, says your trans family members can go fuck themselves.
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In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
In the USA even the very wealthy old men must perform as gladiators until death in inhospitable outposts like Indianapolis in order to provide their children with medical care.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Returning to twitter to minister to the hogs and do my part to improve the conversation. Fixing Andrew Tate's heart by talking about the NBA with him. Replying "Are you watching Plurbus" to a Rod Dreher post about demonic possession and kicking off a healing round of good-natured discourse.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Returning to twitter to minister to the hogs and do my part to improve the conversation. Fixing Andrew Tate's heart by talking about the NBA with him. Replying "Are you watching Plurbus" to a Rod Dreher post about demonic possession and kicking off a healing round of good-natured discourse.
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FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case
Reading a horrifyingly sad news story about a couple being murdered and their own son being the suspect. "This is probably about me."
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reading a horrifyingly sad news story about a couple being murdered and their own son being the suspect. "This is probably about me."
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
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business insider says he purchased two “Grand Vividus” mattresses from Hästens. they’re evidently handmade from horsehair and other materials, and come with a “bed doctor” who comes to your home to massage the mattress
www.businessinsider.com/carl-rinsch-...
www.businessinsider.com/carl-rinsch-...
December 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
business insider says he purchased two “Grand Vividus” mattresses from Hästens. they’re evidently handmade from horsehair and other materials, and come with a “bed doctor” who comes to your home to massage the mattress
www.businessinsider.com/carl-rinsch-...
www.businessinsider.com/carl-rinsch-...