It amuses me when journalists who are tasked with explaining complicated things have to point out simple facts from fourth-grade math class because the president is so wildly fucking stupid
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It amuses me when journalists who are tasked with explaining complicated things have to point out simple facts from fourth-grade math class because the president is so wildly fucking stupid
Most of my favorites are the silly, very stupid ones, like this
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Most of my favorites are the silly, very stupid ones, like this
I'm reading Thomas Pynchon's Vineland, and this list of stores at a film-noir-themed shopping mall has me in tears.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I'm reading Thomas Pynchon's Vineland, and this list of stores at a film-noir-themed shopping mall has me in tears.
Health tip: Turning off the TV every once in a while and reading your local paper, even if it's a shell of its former self, will go a long way in preventing your brain from becoming like this. At the very least, you will know for sure whether there is an election today.
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Health tip: Turning off the TV every once in a while and reading your local paper, even if it's a shell of its former self, will go a long way in preventing your brain from becoming like this. At the very least, you will know for sure whether there is an election today.
The Onion got me really good today.
September 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The Onion got me really good today.
Bought a cheap e-book of old Onion Weekender covers and I am having so much fun.
July 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bought a cheap e-book of old Onion Weekender covers and I am having so much fun.
Just got a push notification from 1998.
June 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Just got a push notification from 1998.
I got a good laugh out of the NYT story about Adams jumping back in the race.
June 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I got a good laugh out of the NYT story about Adams jumping back in the race.
I'm at the model train museum with my kid and there's a scene with a guy getting pulled over with a dead body in his trunk.
June 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm at the model train museum with my kid and there's a scene with a guy getting pulled over with a dead body in his trunk.
My daughter and I are going golfing for Father's Day, and she made me a fan because it's gonna be warm out there. 🥹
June 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My daughter and I are going golfing for Father's Day, and she made me a fan because it's gonna be warm out there. 🥹
His Instagram page is wild
May 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
His Instagram page is wild