Ian Michael B.S.
@ianmichaelbs.bsky.social
b.s. is my name it doesn't stand for blue sky. that's not what the b.s. stands for.
📍 minnesota
📍 minnesota
this makes it so much easier for me to admit that aranofsky made 2 good movies and a slew of shit
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:34 PM
this makes it so much easier for me to admit that aranofsky made 2 good movies and a slew of shit
it's perfectly fine to leave bill belichick off of your hof ballot because he's a nasty little pervert. it's called hater nullification and it's your constitutional right.
January 28, 2026 at 7:22 PM
it's perfectly fine to leave bill belichick off of your hof ballot because he's a nasty little pervert. it's called hater nullification and it's your constitutional right.
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"you wanted a pony" is the guilt talking. the knowledge that you didn't push the party to do the right thing out of triangulation and cowardice. you tried to play a very dangerous game of enticing the enemy at the expense of alienating your allies and you're lashing out the people who warned you.
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
"you wanted a pony" is the guilt talking. the knowledge that you didn't push the party to do the right thing out of triangulation and cowardice. you tried to play a very dangerous game of enticing the enemy at the expense of alienating your allies and you're lashing out the people who warned you.
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people should be talking about the chiefs instead of these yahoos. the chiefs are my favorite team, and they’re the best football team in the whole world
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
people should be talking about the chiefs instead of these yahoos. the chiefs are my favorite team, and they’re the best football team in the whole world
thank you, bo nix
my favorite thing in football is when a lineman drops back into coverage and, for reasons no one will ever know, become completely invisible to the quarterback despite being 6'3" 300 lbs
January 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
thank you, bo nix
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
and he's getting it
Doing their best to give Pep the goodbye they think he deserves
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
and he's getting it
I don't care for italians
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I don't care for italians
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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Yelling “what them fingers do?” to the upright bass player
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Yelling “what them fingers do?” to the upright bass player
IT'S TOPS OFF TUESDAY
MY TOP IS OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
IT'S TOPS OFF TUESDAY
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"everyone grieves differently"
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"everyone grieves differently"
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
i'm brave enough to say it. I don't care.
brigitte bardot was mid
brigitte bardot was mid
December 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i'm brave enough to say it. I don't care.
brigitte bardot was mid
brigitte bardot was mid
this has escalated entirely too quickly. we went from a quirky magic trick to full on ritualistic sacrifice in three years. in three more, this bowl is going to be a pop tart Sodom and Gomorrah
December 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
this has escalated entirely too quickly. we went from a quirky magic trick to full on ritualistic sacrifice in three years. in three more, this bowl is going to be a pop tart Sodom and Gomorrah
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
we need to get rid of 6 year terms for these ghouls
Happy birthday, Space Force! As a member of the Armed Services Committee, I'll keep working to support our Guardians, so they can continue defending American interests in space.
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
we need to get rid of 6 year terms for these ghouls
my favorite thing in football is when a lineman drops back into coverage and, for reasons no one will ever know, become completely invisible to the quarterback despite being 6'3" 300 lbs
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
my favorite thing in football is when a lineman drops back into coverage and, for reasons no one will ever know, become completely invisible to the quarterback despite being 6'3" 300 lbs
the end game for all of these freaks is always "child rape island"
Belgian crypto billionaire Olivier Janssens is planning to establish a "libertarian community" with its own legal system in Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the ‘Dubai of the Caribbean’
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the 'Dubai of the Caribbean'
www.brusselstimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the end game for all of these freaks is always "child rape island"
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A beautiful thing that unites all of us is that no one knows the name of that bar game where you slide the metal puck on the wooden board and there’s the sand
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A beautiful thing that unites all of us is that no one knows the name of that bar game where you slide the metal puck on the wooden board and there’s the sand
put mahomes, kelce, jones, and rice in bacta tanks and don't let them out until spring
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
put mahomes, kelce, jones, and rice in bacta tanks and don't let them out until spring
i'm not saying that I want to see philip rivers' bones get turned into mulch by the seahawks, but...
wait, no. that's exactly what I want to see
wait, no. that's exactly what I want to see
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i'm not saying that I want to see philip rivers' bones get turned into mulch by the seahawks, but...
wait, no. that's exactly what I want to see
wait, no. that's exactly what I want to see