Ian Michael B.S.
@ianmichaelbs.bsky.social
b.s. is my name it doesn't stand for blue sky. that's not what the b.s. stands for.
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
we need to get rid of 6 year terms for these ghouls
Happy birthday, Space Force! As a member of the Armed Services Committee, I'll keep working to support our Guardians, so they can continue defending American interests in space.
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
we need to get rid of 6 year terms for these ghouls
my favorite thing in football is when a lineman drops back into coverage and, for reasons no one will ever know, become completely invisible to the quarterback despite being 6'3" 300 lbs
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
my favorite thing in football is when a lineman drops back into coverage and, for reasons no one will ever know, become completely invisible to the quarterback despite being 6'3" 300 lbs
the end game for all of these freaks is always "child rape island"
Belgian crypto billionaire Olivier Janssens is planning to establish a "libertarian community" with its own legal system in Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the ‘Dubai of the Caribbean’
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the 'Dubai of the Caribbean'
www.brusselstimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the end game for all of these freaks is always "child rape island"
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A beautiful thing that unites all of us is that no one knows the name of that bar game where you slide the metal puck on the wooden board and there’s the sand
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A beautiful thing that unites all of us is that no one knows the name of that bar game where you slide the metal puck on the wooden board and there’s the sand
put mahomes, kelce, jones, and rice in bacta tanks and don't let them out until spring
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
put mahomes, kelce, jones, and rice in bacta tanks and don't let them out until spring
i'm not saying that I want to see philip rivers' bones get turned into mulch by the seahawks, but...
wait, no. that's exactly what I want to see
wait, no. that's exactly what I want to see
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i'm not saying that I want to see philip rivers' bones get turned into mulch by the seahawks, but...
wait, no. that's exactly what I want to see
wait, no. that's exactly what I want to see
john cena has been executed by antifa
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
john cena has been executed by antifa
does iowa realize the team is called "fulham" and not "full ham?"
Here's a look at the most viewed FBref team page in each U.S. state this year!
Which team page had the most views in your state? 🤔
See the full recap here: info.fbref.com/25_fbref_sea...
Which team page had the most views in your state? 🤔
See the full recap here: info.fbref.com/25_fbref_sea...
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
does iowa realize the team is called "fulham" and not "full ham?"
he's just aping on cinema now
Oh good, Glenn Beck has created an AI George Washington. You will be shocked to learn that the AI George Washington created by Glenn Beck sounds exactly like what would happen if Glenn Beck built an AI George Washington to sound exactly like Glenn Beck.
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
he's just aping on cinema now
please keep an eye out for my new book "'yes, it's perfectly safe to dry your baby in the microwave' and other child rearing tips I learned from chatgpt"
written by no one
written by no one
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
please keep an eye out for my new book "'yes, it's perfectly safe to dry your baby in the microwave' and other child rearing tips I learned from chatgpt"
written by no one
written by no one
this is what all fanfiction is, to me
tony soprano: [looks up from jukebox]
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this is what all fanfiction is, to me
I would like to see an interview with the artist who designed the fifa peace prize
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I would like to see an interview with the artist who designed the fifa peace prize
no way in hell am I watching this shit, but I'm praying the redlettermedia boys do
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
no way in hell am I watching this shit, but I'm praying the redlettermedia boys do
(to the tune of "good golly miss molly")
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
(to the tune of "good golly miss molly")
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Great now I’ll have “Born in Carolina, then deployed to China, King Tut” stuck in my head all day
Meet the head of a federal panel expected to upend the childhood vaccine schedule later this week. Dr. Kirk Milhoan believes that Covid was made in North Carolina and deployed to China as a bioweapon ... among other conspiracy theories. www.ms.now/news/rfk-jr-...
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Great now I’ll have “Born in Carolina, then deployed to China, King Tut” stuck in my head all day
broad city sucked
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
broad city sucked
jesus, food discourse is soul-sucking. might have to log off until black friday
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
jesus, food discourse is soul-sucking. might have to log off until black friday
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would love to see a venn diagram of people who call into sports radio shows and people who don't get satire
Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
would love to see a venn diagram of people who call into sports radio shows and people who don't get satire
I think the saddest part of nuzzi boning every geriatric presidential candidate is that she didn't even get one good story out of it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think the saddest part of nuzzi boning every geriatric presidential candidate is that she didn't even get one good story out of it.
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