Dan Harmon
@danharmon.bsky.social
mudmonster struggling to achieve work/video game balance. The most effective way to punish, improve or usurp me is to deprive me of your insight
Me: i should take a mental health break from politics and and true crime, time to bask in the healing waters of science
Max Tegmark: your entire life has been a hallucination made of math
Max Tegmark: your entire life has been a hallucination made of math
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me: i should take a mental health break from politics and and true crime, time to bask in the healing waters of science
Max Tegmark: your entire life has been a hallucination made of math
Max Tegmark: your entire life has been a hallucination made of math
Tried explaining to Cody that I work in an office where Pluribus spoilers will be …unavoidable…but The Americans became her crack once Elizabeth asked Phillip to bone her “as Clark.” I’ll just wear earmuffs to work for now
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Tried explaining to Cody that I work in an office where Pluribus spoilers will be …unavoidable…but The Americans became her crack once Elizabeth asked Phillip to bone her “as Clark.” I’ll just wear earmuffs to work for now
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“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
Starting season 2 of The Americans and Goat Simulator 3
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Starting season 2 of The Americans and Goat Simulator 3
LABELS!!! The cure to social media. Turns out an anonymous person saying “I hope you feel bad” is easier to process when they have “this is my 800th post today and I have ten accounts” tattooed on their forehead
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
LABELS!!! The cure to social media. Turns out an anonymous person saying “I hope you feel bad” is easier to process when they have “this is my 800th post today and I have ten accounts” tattooed on their forehead
Holy shit l love these Bluesky “labels,” give me ALL the labels
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Holy shit l love these Bluesky “labels,” give me ALL the labels
What are you doing with this eight hours of good mood? I’m thinking about asking a coworker how they’re doing in the kitchen
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What are you doing with this eight hours of good mood? I’m thinking about asking a coworker how they’re doing in the kitchen
The leap from The Pitt backward to ER didn’t work for me and cody - others have done it - but the leap from The Diplomat to The Americans is going well. Is there a subreddit for men and women that want Keri Russel to beat the shit out of them
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The leap from The Pitt backward to ER didn’t work for me and cody - others have done it - but the leap from The Diplomat to The Americans is going well. Is there a subreddit for men and women that want Keri Russel to beat the shit out of them
I can’t understand how we all got so politically detached. Half the men in this bar can’t be bothered to watch Vaush react to Ben Shapiro’s explanation of why his disapproval of Tucker Carlson’s interview with Nick Fuentes isn’t cancel culture
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I can’t understand how we all got so politically detached. Half the men in this bar can’t be bothered to watch Vaush react to Ben Shapiro’s explanation of why his disapproval of Tucker Carlson’s interview with Nick Fuentes isn’t cancel culture
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Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On
Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On
LOS ANGELES—Anticipating the project could be the biggest horror hit of the decade, film studios were reportedly locked in a bidding war Friday over a napkin Stephen King had written the word “Ghoul” ...
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November 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On
Non spoiler detail about “Task” that I wouldn’t mind confirming/discussing/appreciating with what I assume is a small if existent Bluesky Firearms Safety Community:
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Non spoiler detail about “Task” that I wouldn’t mind confirming/discussing/appreciating with what I assume is a small if existent Bluesky Firearms Safety Community:
sincerely confused - and I don’t mean “sincerely” in the millennial sense of “shriekingly” but in the Gen X sense of “honestly and inneffectively” - lack of discussion around the WWII era nuke-proof bunker directly underneath the east wing
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
sincerely confused - and I don’t mean “sincerely” in the millennial sense of “shriekingly” but in the Gen X sense of “honestly and inneffectively” - lack of discussion around the WWII era nuke-proof bunker directly underneath the east wing
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Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday https://theonion.com/parents-ask-detained-nanny-if-shes-still-free-to-watch-kids-friday/
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday https://theonion.com/parents-ask-detained-nanny-if-shes-still-free-to-watch-kids-friday/
Ballroom Contractor in Bid Meeting: we can do the demolition fast but construction will be unpredictable, supply chains are kind of fucked right now because of Trrrr (remembers where he is) rrransgender sports
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Ballroom Contractor in Bid Meeting: we can do the demolition fast but construction will be unpredictable, supply chains are kind of fucked right now because of Trrrr (remembers where he is) rrransgender sports
I will never forgive your generation for slowing down tunnel lady
October 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I will never forgive your generation for slowing down tunnel lady
Okay fine, proofreading your sign makes ME the facist
October 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Okay fine, proofreading your sign makes ME the facist
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I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters
ILLUMINATI HQ
2000 AD
ILLUMINATI CEO
Gentlemen. Technology is about to link every human on Earth and give them all ungoverned access to all scientific and historical information. Your cyanide pills are -
ILLUMINATI ASSISTANT
- Sir, it’s making people dumber
ILLUMINATI CEO
No fucking way
2000 AD
ILLUMINATI CEO
Gentlemen. Technology is about to link every human on Earth and give them all ungoverned access to all scientific and historical information. Your cyanide pills are -
ILLUMINATI ASSISTANT
- Sir, it’s making people dumber
ILLUMINATI CEO
No fucking way
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
ILLUMINATI HQ
2000 AD
ILLUMINATI CEO
Gentlemen. Technology is about to link every human on Earth and give them all ungoverned access to all scientific and historical information. Your cyanide pills are -
ILLUMINATI ASSISTANT
- Sir, it’s making people dumber
ILLUMINATI CEO
No fucking way
2000 AD
ILLUMINATI CEO
Gentlemen. Technology is about to link every human on Earth and give them all ungoverned access to all scientific and historical information. Your cyanide pills are -
ILLUMINATI ASSISTANT
- Sir, it’s making people dumber
ILLUMINATI CEO
No fucking way
Once again ladies and gentlemen just a reminder that we do have a full flight which we will be treating as a kind of curse from a vengeful God that you, the customer, have done something to anger
October 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Once again ladies and gentlemen just a reminder that we do have a full flight which we will be treating as a kind of curse from a vengeful God that you, the customer, have done something to anger
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okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
September 27, 2023 at 6:00 PM
okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
Hotel hangover thought: 3 percent of humans have antisocial personality disorder. If you have 1,000 followers, you are having more interactions per day with more sociopaths than the average prison guard
October 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Hotel hangover thought: 3 percent of humans have antisocial personality disorder. If you have 1,000 followers, you are having more interactions per day with more sociopaths than the average prison guard
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A fair number of problems seem downstream from the fact that the best way to be a human is to grow, change, and evolve but the best way to be successful online is to never change and always double, triple, and quadruple down every time you are wrong.
October 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A fair number of problems seem downstream from the fact that the best way to be a human is to grow, change, and evolve but the best way to be successful online is to never change and always double, triple, and quadruple down every time you are wrong.
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New episode about evil piss trash.
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The Making Of Stephen Miller - SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News
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October 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
New episode about evil piss trash.
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)