Dan Harmon
@danharmon.bsky.social
mudmonster struggling to achieve work/video game balance. The most effective way to punish, improve or usurp me is to deprive me of your insight
screenwriters know the conversations at DOJ right now. “Did they mean Friday morning or Friday night and if they meant Friday night don’t I have til midnight and who reads sex files at midnight wouldn’t they rather get decently-redacted sex files on Monday I COULD BE SPENDING THIS TIME REDACTING”
December 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
screenwriters know the conversations at DOJ right now. “Did they mean Friday morning or Friday night and if they meant Friday night don’t I have til midnight and who reads sex files at midnight wouldn’t they rather get decently-redacted sex files on Monday I COULD BE SPENDING THIS TIME REDACTING”
responses assuring me the bunker wouldn’t survive a nuclear war and, I get it, it’s my fault I evoked nukes, you got distracted. Take nukes out of it. Madman. Bunker. Tweaking. Is opaque bunker work not…alarming? Like if I’m a chicken (oh and I AM) I’m not soothed by knife sharpening sounds
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
responses assuring me the bunker wouldn’t survive a nuclear war and, I get it, it’s my fault I evoked nukes, you got distracted. Take nukes out of it. Madman. Bunker. Tweaking. Is opaque bunker work not…alarming? Like if I’m a chicken (oh and I AM) I’m not soothed by knife sharpening sounds
Maybe I’ve been too Gen X mumbly about my concerns. But I’ll sound paranoid if I shout “THERE IS A PHYSICALLY, POLITICALLY AND MENTALLY DYING MADMAN WITH LAUNCH CODES AND NO RELIGION LYING ABOUT AN UNSUPERVISED CONSTRUCTION SITE ABOVE AN ANTIQUE NUKE PROOF BUNKER WHILE HIS SEX LIFE DECLASSIFIES”
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Maybe I’ve been too Gen X mumbly about my concerns. But I’ll sound paranoid if I shout “THERE IS A PHYSICALLY, POLITICALLY AND MENTALLY DYING MADMAN WITH LAUNCH CODES AND NO RELIGION LYING ABOUT AN UNSUPERVISED CONSTRUCTION SITE ABOVE AN ANTIQUE NUKE PROOF BUNKER WHILE HIS SEX LIFE DECLASSIFIES”
Yes. The bunker under the East Wing since 1945. The one you’d have to dig down to from the top to work on. The one the president spent the day in when he thought BLM might get him in 2020 and that he subsequently wanted nobody to know he was in. I’m nervous about the lack of talk about it
To save others from having to look it up:
PEOC = Presidential Emergency Operations Center
PEOC = Presidential Emergency Operations Center
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yes. The bunker under the East Wing since 1945. The one you’d have to dig down to from the top to work on. The one the president spent the day in when he thought BLM might get him in 2020 and that he subsequently wanted nobody to know he was in. I’m nervous about the lack of talk about it
I volunteer to pay a ballroom tax on the condition that a public appointed construction supervisor confirms that no work is being done on that PEOC bunker. I will sleep IF and WHEN I know this because I’m sorry but the two things this guy is known for are 1. not leaving and 2. going out with bangs
December 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I volunteer to pay a ballroom tax on the condition that a public appointed construction supervisor confirms that no work is being done on that PEOC bunker. I will sleep IF and WHEN I know this because I’m sorry but the two things this guy is known for are 1. not leaving and 2. going out with bangs
Leavitt arguing that Wiles was the victim of a hit piece: “many people in this building talked to that reporter and those comments weren’t included.” Yeah! You quoted our boss saying Venezuela is about regime change but you deliberately omitted Carl the intern saying it’s about drug traffic
December 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Leavitt arguing that Wiles was the victim of a hit piece: “many people in this building talked to that reporter and those comments weren’t included.” Yeah! You quoted our boss saying Venezuela is about regime change but you deliberately omitted Carl the intern saying it’s about drug traffic
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
The Lost Boys rushed to defend Wendy on Tuesday after her blunt private views on Peter Pan’s first year were revealed in a series of stunning on-the-record interviews
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The Lost Boys rushed to defend Wendy on Tuesday after her blunt private views on Peter Pan’s first year were revealed in a series of stunning on-the-record interviews
Hi prepper Bluesky I came into some property that includes a bunker. It’s cool - I spent a day in it hiding from civil unrest in 2020 - but it’s 80 years old and not long term nuke proof (had to hire a defense contractor to evaluate, big job, told neighbors he’s installing a ballroom)
December 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hi prepper Bluesky I came into some property that includes a bunker. It’s cool - I spent a day in it hiding from civil unrest in 2020 - but it’s 80 years old and not long term nuke proof (had to hire a defense contractor to evaluate, big job, told neighbors he’s installing a ballroom)
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
You and me listening to a Roger Waters album
You: Can you believe this was almost a Pink Floyd album instead of a Roger Waters album
Me: ……Yes
You: Can you believe this was almost a Pink Floyd album instead of a Roger Waters album
Me: ……Yes
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You and me listening to a Roger Waters album
You: Can you believe this was almost a Pink Floyd album instead of a Roger Waters album
Me: ……Yes
You: Can you believe this was almost a Pink Floyd album instead of a Roger Waters album
Me: ……Yes
President: So that’s when I came up with Marjorie Taylor Brown, like brown instead of green, does that track
Cleaning Lady: well her middle name rhymes with Traitor
President: hey you’re good at this
Cleaning Lady: i just like helping
President: (thumbing into phone) “Marjorie…TRAITOR….Brown..”
Cleaning Lady: well her middle name rhymes with Traitor
President: hey you’re good at this
Cleaning Lady: i just like helping
President: (thumbing into phone) “Marjorie…TRAITOR….Brown..”
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
President: So that’s when I came up with Marjorie Taylor Brown, like brown instead of green, does that track
Cleaning Lady: well her middle name rhymes with Traitor
President: hey you’re good at this
Cleaning Lady: i just like helping
President: (thumbing into phone) “Marjorie…TRAITOR….Brown..”
Cleaning Lady: well her middle name rhymes with Traitor
President: hey you’re good at this
Cleaning Lady: i just like helping
President: (thumbing into phone) “Marjorie…TRAITOR….Brown..”
bluesky’s cool but it’s not drawing the hot new anti-MAGA voices they have on X. There’s this fresh young kid Curtis Yarvin over there that’s like yo MAGA failed because we should have just abolished the constitution and confiscated everyone’s money and property and I’m like yeah six seven wait what
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
bluesky’s cool but it’s not drawing the hot new anti-MAGA voices they have on X. There’s this fresh young kid Curtis Yarvin over there that’s like yo MAGA failed because we should have just abolished the constitution and confiscated everyone’s money and property and I’m like yeah six seven wait what
Undercover boss but you get to shrink down and dwell among one of the five pores on your face that has been generating pimples your whole life
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Undercover boss but you get to shrink down and dwell among one of the five pores on your face that has been generating pimples your whole life
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Narcoterror - selling drugs so good a country gets high to death
Carboterror - same thing but with doritos, pudding etc
Microterror - mispronouncing an entire people’s name until they all go out for a smoke even though they quit
Ergoterror - pushing the lever on a heavily crowded office chair
Carboterror - same thing but with doritos, pudding etc
Microterror - mispronouncing an entire people’s name until they all go out for a smoke even though they quit
Ergoterror - pushing the lever on a heavily crowded office chair
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Narcoterror - selling drugs so good a country gets high to death
Carboterror - same thing but with doritos, pudding etc
Microterror - mispronouncing an entire people’s name until they all go out for a smoke even though they quit
Ergoterror - pushing the lever on a heavily crowded office chair
Carboterror - same thing but with doritos, pudding etc
Microterror - mispronouncing an entire people’s name until they all go out for a smoke even though they quit
Ergoterror - pushing the lever on a heavily crowded office chair
You bought “Farming Simulator 25” because
A. You just finished Farming Simulator 1 after 24 years
B. You were disappointed in Farming Simulator 24 but you heard Farming Simulator 25 combines the best elements of Farming Simulators 22 and 23
C. Gotta stay ahead of the inevitable workplace spoilers
A. You just finished Farming Simulator 1 after 24 years
B. You were disappointed in Farming Simulator 24 but you heard Farming Simulator 25 combines the best elements of Farming Simulators 22 and 23
C. Gotta stay ahead of the inevitable workplace spoilers
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You bought “Farming Simulator 25” because
A. You just finished Farming Simulator 1 after 24 years
B. You were disappointed in Farming Simulator 24 but you heard Farming Simulator 25 combines the best elements of Farming Simulators 22 and 23
C. Gotta stay ahead of the inevitable workplace spoilers
A. You just finished Farming Simulator 1 after 24 years
B. You were disappointed in Farming Simulator 24 but you heard Farming Simulator 25 combines the best elements of Farming Simulators 22 and 23
C. Gotta stay ahead of the inevitable workplace spoilers
One of my guilty sadistic pleasures is when my dogs go ape shit non stop barking because someone’s in the driveway and I open the door and they all see that it’s the dog grooming van and I’m like “oh you guys are right this IS exciting” and they’re all quietly like man fuck you
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
One of my guilty sadistic pleasures is when my dogs go ape shit non stop barking because someone’s in the driveway and I open the door and they all see that it’s the dog grooming van and I’m like “oh you guys are right this IS exciting” and they’re all quietly like man fuck you
Don’t understand this, reposting to feel young
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Don’t understand this, reposting to feel young
Great now I’ll have “Born in Carolina, then deployed to China, King Tut” stuck in my head all day
Meet the head of a federal panel expected to upend the childhood vaccine schedule later this week. Dr. Kirk Milhoan believes that Covid was made in North Carolina and deployed to China as a bioweapon ... among other conspiracy theories. www.ms.now/news/rfk-jr-...
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Great now I’ll have “Born in Carolina, then deployed to China, King Tut” stuck in my head all day
Take the Dwemer Bowls, Lydia. Yes all 79. What do you mean “then what,” then we sell them, then we go back for the cups. And one day you’ll be a Thane and you can have YOUR housecarl return every dwarven bowl to every dwarven ruin and I HOPE you never feel pressured to defend that activity
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Take the Dwemer Bowls, Lydia. Yes all 79. What do you mean “then what,” then we sell them, then we go back for the cups. And one day you’ll be a Thane and you can have YOUR housecarl return every dwarven bowl to every dwarven ruin and I HOPE you never feel pressured to defend that activity
Winterhold Landlord: and here you see the previous Arch Mage had a garden of potion recipes imported from across Tamriel.
Me: (filling pockets) Hm? Oh cool that’ll make it easy to…teach…arcane..arts - (handing Lydia ten loaves of bread) take these too. Well MAKE room lady, you took an oath
Me: (filling pockets) Hm? Oh cool that’ll make it easy to…teach…arcane..arts - (handing Lydia ten loaves of bread) take these too. Well MAKE room lady, you took an oath
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Winterhold Landlord: and here you see the previous Arch Mage had a garden of potion recipes imported from across Tamriel.
Me: (filling pockets) Hm? Oh cool that’ll make it easy to…teach…arcane..arts - (handing Lydia ten loaves of bread) take these too. Well MAKE room lady, you took an oath
Me: (filling pockets) Hm? Oh cool that’ll make it easy to…teach…arcane..arts - (handing Lydia ten loaves of bread) take these too. Well MAKE room lady, you took an oath
We knew it was snowing and we technically chose to fly Delta so whatever happens, you’re free to victim blame
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We knew it was snowing and we technically chose to fly Delta so whatever happens, you’re free to victim blame