Jerry-rigged
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My mom thinks I’m funny. Please don’t tell her I’m on social media.
I long for a time when national security and the stock market are not determined by what a 79 year old man thinks is a good thing to tweet at 2 am.
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I long for a time when national security and the stock market are not determined by what a 79 year old man thinks is a good thing to tweet at 2 am.
The least helpful page of any toddler’s book on the alphabet is when you get to X and the author clearly gives up and tries to work Xylophone into a sentence like it’s something we all play every day.
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The least helpful page of any toddler’s book on the alphabet is when you get to X and the author clearly gives up and tries to work Xylophone into a sentence like it’s something we all play every day.
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There's Something Weird Happening With Some Trump Supporters — And It Might Piss You Off - HuffPost
January 16, 2026 at 3:50 AM
There's Something Weird Happening With Some Trump Supporters — And It Might Piss You Off - HuffPost
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DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.”
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
January 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.”
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
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IF in a crowd of otherwise peaceful protesters one “bad apple” begins violence, THEN police have the legal authority to arrest all of them…
THEN What happens to a group of LEO when one “bad apple” of them begins violence???
THEN What happens to a group of LEO when one “bad apple” of them begins violence???
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
IF in a crowd of otherwise peaceful protesters one “bad apple” begins violence, THEN police have the legal authority to arrest all of them…
THEN What happens to a group of LEO when one “bad apple” of them begins violence???
THEN What happens to a group of LEO when one “bad apple” of them begins violence???
If we all really want to help American soybean farmers, try DoorDash sushi. Each order comes with enough soy sauce packets to subsidize a small farm.
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 AM
If we all really want to help American soybean farmers, try DoorDash sushi. Each order comes with enough soy sauce packets to subsidize a small farm.
Helpful tip: If you have to go to a baby shower for someone you don’t like, get them baby clothes that are dry clean only.
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Helpful tip: If you have to go to a baby shower for someone you don’t like, get them baby clothes that are dry clean only.
Peanuts gave me very unrealistic expectations for therapy: drop in sessions without an appointment that only cost 5 cents?!? How was Lucy turning a profit??
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Peanuts gave me very unrealistic expectations for therapy: drop in sessions without an appointment that only cost 5 cents?!? How was Lucy turning a profit??
Me: Why do you need so many guns?
NRA: We need to be able to fight back if a tyrannical government starts coming for citizens and shooting at them.
Me: (gestures around)
NRA: We need to be able to fight back if a tyrannical government starts coming for citizens and shooting at them.
Me: (gestures around)
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Me: Why do you need so many guns?
NRA: We need to be able to fight back if a tyrannical government starts coming for citizens and shooting at them.
Me: (gestures around)
NRA: We need to be able to fight back if a tyrannical government starts coming for citizens and shooting at them.
Me: (gestures around)
You know how different people can watch the same video of a baseball play and disagree whether the player was safe or out?
We all watched a video and disagreed whether the car wheels were turned away in an attempt to get to safety or whether it’s ok to murder citizens in our streets.
Tough call.
We all watched a video and disagreed whether the car wheels were turned away in an attempt to get to safety or whether it’s ok to murder citizens in our streets.
Tough call.
January 8, 2026 at 11:49 AM
You know how different people can watch the same video of a baseball play and disagree whether the player was safe or out?
We all watched a video and disagreed whether the car wheels were turned away in an attempt to get to safety or whether it’s ok to murder citizens in our streets.
Tough call.
We all watched a video and disagreed whether the car wheels were turned away in an attempt to get to safety or whether it’s ok to murder citizens in our streets.
Tough call.
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It’s almost like the main takeaway from George Floyd for the fascists was to wear masks so they couldn’t be identified.
January 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It’s almost like the main takeaway from George Floyd for the fascists was to wear masks so they couldn’t be identified.
Yes, kosher salt might be a little more expensive, but I like to know that my spices were killed humanely.
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Yes, kosher salt might be a little more expensive, but I like to know that my spices were killed humanely.
Republicans: Washington should keep its nose out of my state and mind its own business.
Also Republicans: it’s ok for our president to choose who leads other countries.
Also Republicans: it’s ok for our president to choose who leads other countries.
January 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Republicans: Washington should keep its nose out of my state and mind its own business.
Also Republicans: it’s ok for our president to choose who leads other countries.
Also Republicans: it’s ok for our president to choose who leads other countries.
The only downside to my new taste testing social group that samples new flavors of kool aid is that even if I disagree with the group’s overall opinion on the new flavor, I still have to drink the kool aid.
December 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The only downside to my new taste testing social group that samples new flavors of kool aid is that even if I disagree with the group’s overall opinion on the new flavor, I still have to drink the kool aid.
If more than one person in a documentary mentions their group being “like a family,” it negates how similar they are to a real family. No family I know of talks at any length about how much they are family.
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If more than one person in a documentary mentions their group being “like a family,” it negates how similar they are to a real family. No family I know of talks at any length about how much they are family.
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This is as easy a test of your belief in the American system as is conceivable: Should this be an acceptable argument from a president?
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This is as easy a test of your belief in the American system as is conceivable: Should this be an acceptable argument from a president?
I smuggled a partridge in a pear tree in order to avoid the tariffs on it.
December 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I smuggled a partridge in a pear tree in order to avoid the tariffs on it.
In line at TSA and seeing a TV recording playing our current head of DHS lecturing us about Real ID. Seems ironic that someone who has clearly changed their face from lots of plastic surgery would insist we all need more secure identification.
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In line at TSA and seeing a TV recording playing our current head of DHS lecturing us about Real ID. Seems ironic that someone who has clearly changed their face from lots of plastic surgery would insist we all need more secure identification.
Before it accepts my money as payment, I’m going to need Apple to sign my new terms and conditions first.
December 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Before it accepts my money as payment, I’m going to need Apple to sign my new terms and conditions first.
When the Bible is taken enough out of context, Jesus can end up saying “Man cannot live by bread-.”
December 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
When the Bible is taken enough out of context, Jesus can end up saying “Man cannot live by bread-.”
Well, I would’ve normally called a spade a spade anyways, but now that you said we should, it makes me think you had some other label in mind?
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Well, I would’ve normally called a spade a spade anyways, but now that you said we should, it makes me think you had some other label in mind?
At what point will a collection of internationally renowned musical artists gather together to form a fundraising supergroup called “Africa for USA”?
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
At what point will a collection of internationally renowned musical artists gather together to form a fundraising supergroup called “Africa for USA”?
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