Jerry-rigged
@jerrywible.bsky.social
My mom thinks I’m funny. Please don’t tell her I’m on social media.
Well, I would’ve normally called a spade a spade anyways, but now that you said we should, it makes me think you had some other label in mind?
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Well, I would’ve normally called a spade a spade anyways, but now that you said we should, it makes me think you had some other label in mind?
At what point will a collection of internationally renowned musical artists gather together to form a fundraising supergroup called “Africa for USA”?
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
At what point will a collection of internationally renowned musical artists gather together to form a fundraising supergroup called “Africa for USA”?
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I’m starting a conspiracy theory that McDonalds puts too much lettuce on a Big Mac to intentionally spill out of the box and distract from how small the sandwich actually is.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’m starting a conspiracy theory that McDonalds puts too much lettuce on a Big Mac to intentionally spill out of the box and distract from how small the sandwich actually is.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Jan 2025: Trump sworn in for a second presidential term and starts talking about making Canada the 51st state.
10 months later: Canada wins the World Series
Was that the motivation they needed? Elbows up Canada!
10 months later: Canada wins the World Series
Was that the motivation they needed? Elbows up Canada!
October 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Jan 2025: Trump sworn in for a second presidential term and starts talking about making Canada the 51st state.
10 months later: Canada wins the World Series
Was that the motivation they needed? Elbows up Canada!
10 months later: Canada wins the World Series
Was that the motivation they needed? Elbows up Canada!
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You know what’s one of the great things about the No Kings protests today?
No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.
No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You know what’s one of the great things about the No Kings protests today?
No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.
No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.
@bradleywhitford.bsky.social
Even Josh Lyman would not give such a foolish response to a genuine question, even if he was trying to form a secret plan to fight inflation:
www.huffpost.com/entry/white-...
Even Josh Lyman would not give such a foolish response to a genuine question, even if he was trying to form a secret plan to fight inflation:
www.huffpost.com/entry/white-...
White House Gives Wild Response To A Simple Question Asked By HuffPost Reporter
A simple query about Trump's choice of location for his upcoming meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin set off the president's spokespeople.
www.huffpost.com
October 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
@bradleywhitford.bsky.social
Even Josh Lyman would not give such a foolish response to a genuine question, even if he was trying to form a secret plan to fight inflation:
www.huffpost.com/entry/white-...
Even Josh Lyman would not give such a foolish response to a genuine question, even if he was trying to form a secret plan to fight inflation:
www.huffpost.com/entry/white-...
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social FYI:
No Kings, Saturday, Westport CT 11 am-1 pm. Bridgeport CT 12:30-2pm.
No Kings, Saturday, Westport CT 11 am-1 pm. Bridgeport CT 12:30-2pm.
October 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social FYI:
No Kings, Saturday, Westport CT 11 am-1 pm. Bridgeport CT 12:30-2pm.
No Kings, Saturday, Westport CT 11 am-1 pm. Bridgeport CT 12:30-2pm.
If Christopher Columbus were alive today and recreated his life’s biggest tasks, ICE would be locking him up and sending him away.
October 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
If Christopher Columbus were alive today and recreated his life’s biggest tasks, ICE would be locking him up and sending him away.
The thing that stops law enforcement from walking up to any crime in progress and executing a suspect without a trial is due process. Without due process, police could execute at will. If undocumented folks are denied due process, what is currently stopping ICE from performing public executions?
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The thing that stops law enforcement from walking up to any crime in progress and executing a suspect without a trial is due process. Without due process, police could execute at will. If undocumented folks are denied due process, what is currently stopping ICE from performing public executions?
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Real post on another network:
September 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Real post on another network:
I’m pretty sure within the fine print of the directions on a Tylenol bottle, under dosage, is a section of the Epstein files.
September 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I’m pretty sure within the fine print of the directions on a Tylenol bottle, under dosage, is a section of the Epstein files.
There are going to be some cringe Halloween costumes this year.
September 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
There are going to be some cringe Halloween costumes this year.
Did you know that in the 1988 movie Twins, that it wasn’t movie magic of Arnold playing two roles like they did with The Parent Trap. His brother is actually played by Danny Devito!
arnold schwarzenegger is talking on a telephone with a visitor .
ALT: arnold schwarzenegger is talking on a telephone with a visitor .
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Did you know that in the 1988 movie Twins, that it wasn’t movie magic of Arnold playing two roles like they did with The Parent Trap. His brother is actually played by Danny Devito!
On Penn & Teller’s show Fool Us, they invite magicians to perform. Despite being very knowledgeable magicians, there are many videos of times they admit the guest did fool them with a trick.
Real question:
On Kirk’s show Prove Me Wrong, did he ever admit he was wrong and a guest was right?
Real question:
On Kirk’s show Prove Me Wrong, did he ever admit he was wrong and a guest was right?
September 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
On Penn & Teller’s show Fool Us, they invite magicians to perform. Despite being very knowledgeable magicians, there are many videos of times they admit the guest did fool them with a trick.
Real question:
On Kirk’s show Prove Me Wrong, did he ever admit he was wrong and a guest was right?
Real question:
On Kirk’s show Prove Me Wrong, did he ever admit he was wrong and a guest was right?
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“Let’s not speculate as to his motives”—
Nah I remember 25 hours ago when you were happy to speculate without knowing anything at all, and now you know MORE but want to say less?
Fascinating.
Nah I remember 25 hours ago when you were happy to speculate without knowing anything at all, and now you know MORE but want to say less?
Fascinating.
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“Let’s not speculate as to his motives”—
Nah I remember 25 hours ago when you were happy to speculate without knowing anything at all, and now you know MORE but want to say less?
Fascinating.
Nah I remember 25 hours ago when you were happy to speculate without knowing anything at all, and now you know MORE but want to say less?
Fascinating.
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Only in America is the report of children being shot at school knocked out of the news by another shooting on the same day.
September 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Only in America is the report of children being shot at school knocked out of the news by another shooting on the same day.
Live your life in such a way that folks don’t celebrate when you die.
September 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Live your life in such a way that folks don’t celebrate when you die.
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This. Times a thousand. Again and again.
rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
September 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This. Times a thousand. Again and again.
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🔴 listen up ‼️ she told us 🐥
September 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
🔴 listen up ‼️ she told us 🐥
It’s conceivable that many ordinary people would do horrible, moral-compromising things when offered a million dollars. The difference is that the president already has millions of dollars and chooses to do these horrible things for money he doesn’t desperately need.
September 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s conceivable that many ordinary people would do horrible, moral-compromising things when offered a million dollars. The difference is that the president already has millions of dollars and chooses to do these horrible things for money he doesn’t desperately need.
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Would suck if at the US Open tomorrow chants of “Epstein” broke out while Trump was in the crowd.
September 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Would suck if at the US Open tomorrow chants of “Epstein” broke out while Trump was in the crowd.
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