Dan Harmon
@danharmon.bsky.social
mudmonster struggling to achieve work/video game balance. The most effective way to punish, improve or usurp me is to deprive me of your insight
THEY’RE A CARTEL! I’ll be shouting it from the grave
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
THEY’RE A CARTEL! I’ll be shouting it from the grave
Not usually a meme guy but
August 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Not usually a meme guy but
Starting X-files from top with Cody - she’s never seen it and I’m 52 so it’s all new to me. Forgot this eyewitness drawing of The Jersey Devil is treated by 3 characters as if it were either evidence OR a hoax. Even the corrupt sheriff is visibly stirred when he sees this. He’s like uh oh jig’s up
August 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Starting X-files from top with Cody - she’s never seen it and I’m 52 so it’s all new to me. Forgot this eyewitness drawing of The Jersey Devil is treated by 3 characters as if it were either evidence OR a hoax. Even the corrupt sheriff is visibly stirred when he sees this. He’s like uh oh jig’s up
You moved fast but I saw that shit bro
July 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You moved fast but I saw that shit bro
I just tried to “clean” one of the fans inside my gaming laptop using a compressor’s air gun and instantly blew 95 of its 100 tiny blades off as if they were dandelion seeds ask me anything
July 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I just tried to “clean” one of the fans inside my gaming laptop using a compressor’s air gun and instantly blew 95 of its 100 tiny blades off as if they were dandelion seeds ask me anything
Nigel does this while chomping squeaky woobies. Is he
A) mocking its pain / doing the Saving Private Ryan “shhh” guy
B) luring enemies / making Sarah Connor “call to John”
B) thanking quarry through prayer
C) bragging to coworkers that he’s “a closer”
D) singing the blues
Joan thinks it’s C
A) mocking its pain / doing the Saving Private Ryan “shhh” guy
B) luring enemies / making Sarah Connor “call to John”
B) thanking quarry through prayer
C) bragging to coworkers that he’s “a closer”
D) singing the blues
Joan thinks it’s C
June 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Nigel does this while chomping squeaky woobies. Is he
A) mocking its pain / doing the Saving Private Ryan “shhh” guy
B) luring enemies / making Sarah Connor “call to John”
B) thanking quarry through prayer
C) bragging to coworkers that he’s “a closer”
D) singing the blues
Joan thinks it’s C
A) mocking its pain / doing the Saving Private Ryan “shhh” guy
B) luring enemies / making Sarah Connor “call to John”
B) thanking quarry through prayer
C) bragging to coworkers that he’s “a closer”
D) singing the blues
Joan thinks it’s C
I imagine Isham as a rising star in the New Age scene, torn between LA, where his singles are literally meditated upon, and New York - city of elevators - where he’s heard by millions for 10 seconds at a time. Which city knew Pure Mark Isham? Will I remember to find out after my dental appointment?
June 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I imagine Isham as a rising star in the New Age scene, torn between LA, where his singles are literally meditated upon, and New York - city of elevators - where he’s heard by millions for 10 seconds at a time. Which city knew Pure Mark Isham? Will I remember to find out after my dental appointment?
I choose to believe democracy adds ten pounds but this probably isn’t about me
June 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I choose to believe democracy adds ten pounds but this probably isn’t about me
Quantum superposition: Because I have never seen Daredevil, the next word in this YouTube Shorts caption exists as both “top” AND “endure.”
May 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Quantum superposition: Because I have never seen Daredevil, the next word in this YouTube Shorts caption exists as both “top” AND “endure.”
“Hey, I love that rule!” - Hitler
April 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Hey, I love that rule!” - Hitler
Also on the WB lot is the stairwell Hoyt Axton descended to purchase a 200 dollar Mogwai for his kid. A Mogwai is a sentient bipedal hydrosexually spawning cryptid that, if dropped in any ocean, would end life on Earth in a week. But honestly what DO you get for a teenager dating Phoebe Cates
March 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Also on the WB lot is the stairwell Hoyt Axton descended to purchase a 200 dollar Mogwai for his kid. A Mogwai is a sentient bipedal hydrosexually spawning cryptid that, if dropped in any ocean, would end life on Earth in a week. But honestly what DO you get for a teenager dating Phoebe Cates
Woodworkers: I walked through sawmill at WB lot, noticed their miter stations all have this “slotted” design…I’ll attach a pic. Couldn’t find info online and didn’t want to bug carpenters, curious if the slots have a special use I.e. clamping/blocking/measuring specifically handy for set building
March 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Woodworkers: I walked through sawmill at WB lot, noticed their miter stations all have this “slotted” design…I’ll attach a pic. Couldn’t find info online and didn’t want to bug carpenters, curious if the slots have a special use I.e. clamping/blocking/measuring specifically handy for set building
But I’m more excited about the big one
January 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
But I’m more excited about the big one
Well, the not-concrete related favorite thing I saw on the convention floor were these different sized mobile power stations. I have no electrical information about their power but they let me sit on the small one to show that …you can sit on it…here’s the small one
January 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Well, the not-concrete related favorite thing I saw on the convention floor were these different sized mobile power stations. I have no electrical information about their power but they let me sit on the small one to show that …you can sit on it…here’s the small one
I hope you enjoyed learning how to make it. if you did, that’s gravy, or as I call it, aggregate, because my objective was to get it out of my head. I do still want to know the history of concrete and I want to try making a concrete work station. Here’s Joan saying we’re done here
January 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I hope you enjoyed learning how to make it. if you did, that’s gravy, or as I call it, aggregate, because my objective was to get it out of my head. I do still want to know the history of concrete and I want to try making a concrete work station. Here’s Joan saying we’re done here
And that’s not accurate either. I want to call cement “primordial concrete.” Or “pre-concrete.” Tried that out on Dr. Fiber - here’s Dr. Fiber
January 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
And that’s not accurate either. I want to call cement “primordial concrete.” Or “pre-concrete.” Tried that out on Dr. Fiber - here’s Dr. Fiber
Here we go here we go, this is the company. Shoutout to that kid that answered my questions because I was clearly a tourist that knew so little about concrete that there was zero “point” in educating me yet he did so I feel bad that he was then likely abducted and sealed in a slab of Nevada sidewalk
January 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here we go here we go, this is the company. Shoutout to that kid that answered my questions because I was clearly a tourist that knew so little about concrete that there was zero “point” in educating me yet he did so I feel bad that he was then likely abducted and sealed in a slab of Nevada sidewalk
I went to a concrete convention and am now fascinated by concrete but I’d rather be fascinated by Twin Peaks: The Return so I am going to exorcise my concrete fascination by telling you everything I’ve learned about it which is pointless to you because you can obviously google it
January 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I went to a concrete convention and am now fascinated by concrete but I’d rather be fascinated by Twin Peaks: The Return so I am going to exorcise my concrete fascination by telling you everything I’ve learned about it which is pointless to you because you can obviously google it
Best Friends Forever
January 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Best Friends Forever
