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Klein Maetschke
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Lovable oaf.
Is this thing still on?

Hey. My band finally released our first single. I’d love you to listen: song.link/i/1809891262 ❤️👻👻
This by Future Ghosts
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song.link
April 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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What stage of climate crisis is bulldozing abandoned luxury cars to make way for firetrucks?
January 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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theparist: there's no shaymin feeling like trubbish, psyduck, but wynaut *choose* to be happiny
Psyduck goes to Therapy.
December 15, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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Wow, what are the odds?!
January 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Bad actors hacking my pizza oven to max out the Poison level (which honestly why did they even build that in)
January 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Here it is, our most-read article of 2024:

"The recent change to our course-management system has meant that I need to re-upload every document and assignment and reassign every homework. I will be attending three two-hour training sessions to help me do this."
Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
Our most-read article of 2024. - - -Originally published March 27, 2024. - - -Dear Students — I am sorry to say that I will need to cancel all cla...
buff.ly
January 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Charles Kushner, Amb France: billionaire
Warren Stephens, Amb UK: billionaire
Jared Isaacman, NASA: billionaire
Kelly Loeffler, SBA: billionaire
Steve Witkoff, Middle East: billionaire

But sure, these are the people who are focused on the cost of eggs. Got it.
December 6, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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Trump: billionaire
Elon Musk, DOGE: billionaire
Vivek Ramaswamy, DOGE: billionaire
Linda McMahon, Education Sec: billionaire
Doug Burgum, Interior Sec: billionaire
Howard Lutnick, Commerce Sec: billionaire
Scott Bessent, Treasury Sec: billionaire
December 6, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Wanted to do a Sketch Wrapped but remembered we don’t track what you do in your documents. So here I am making it all up. I reckon this is probably all of you.
December 5, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Another day storing my vanilla extract and liquid smoke next to each other, knowing I’m asking for disaster, doing nothing about it
November 27, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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ha ha what a fucken dork
November 27, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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Oh…. Wicked is Avengers Infinity War for women and gays
November 28, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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happy thanksgiving i've been playing my ps5 upside down since before launch
I've been playing my launch PS5 upside down for years and nothing's going to stop me now
Opinion | It just feels right even though it's wrong
www.gamesradar.com
November 27, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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You used to call me on my self-own
Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.

Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
One of the most moving pieces I’ve read on the internet. Also highly, highly, recommend listening to their reading of the piece.

Relatable, and heart-wrenching.
November 25, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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Ive decided to Tom Goes to the Mayor the Trump administration when possible
November 23, 2024 at 11:44 AM
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I used to love going to the salad bar but then they put up a sneeze guard and turned it into an echo chamber
November 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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My latest labeler is finally working!

What it shows for each politician

- 3 labels for the top corp donators
- 3 labels for the top industries that donate to them

Subscribe to this labeler to be more aware of the interests our politicians represent 🚀

bsky.app/profile/us-g...
November 22, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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‘Opinion: Bluesky Is a Dangerous Echo Chamber Because No One Wants to Hear From Me, Specifically’ https://pxlnv.com/linklog/bluesky-echo-chamber/
November 23, 2024 at 2:29 AM
🎶 My world’s on fire,
how bout yours? 🎶

My world is also on fire.
August 27, 2024 at 12:09 AM