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Alexander Deebus
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Lawful good. 🔰⏸️
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What is hope, if not spite persevering?
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Not for the first time, it looks like Channel 4 just handed the keys to their socials to an evil genius:
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The Trump forums have finally learned about stuff like this. They no longer react by declaring that it must be a fake, because Trump would never do this. Instead they mostly try to ignore it.
In case the algorithm hasn’t delivered this to you yet, Donald Trump wrote a truly insane message to the Norwegian, Prime Minister, and here it is. The entire Republican Party is still lockstep with this guy.
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 PM
If Europe doesn't stay under the "US security umbrella," some lawless thug might start threatening to invade their lands.
WELKER: Is Greenland or NATO more vital to natl security?

BESSENT: That's obviously a false choice

W: Not to European leaders

B: They will come around & understand they need to be under the US security umbrella. What would happen in Ukraine if the US pulled support? The whole thing would collapse
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Greenland is defended by all of NATO, which includes the United States. Alliances are one way to defend your territory.
Miller: Denmark is a tiny country with a tiny economy and a tiny military. They cannot defend Greenland… Under every understanding of law that has existed about territorial control for 500 years, to control a territory you have to be able to defend a territory…
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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beep beep beep! beep beep beep beep beep! beep beep beep!
January 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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My soul craves dice.
January 17, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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a few things I want people to get from this:
-how tense it is here. I was death-gripping the steering wheel during this, even watching it makes me tense up
-how organized the community is. the rapid response networks are ENORMOUS and highly effective
-how completely the city is united against ICE
January 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.
Hoping that @molly.wiki can help explain.
Wikimedia Foundation announces new AI partnerships with Amazon, Meta, Microsoft, Perplexity and others
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Miocololy Self-Feeding Pillows Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Aspiration and Suffocation. The pillows hold a bottle at an unsafe angle while keeping it fixed in place so the infant cannot pull away. www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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friendly reminder

The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.

which they will be
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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at this point, if you’re the kind of person who hears this and is like ‘hell yeah that’s my president!!’ i don’t think you should be allowed to vote. they should give you a cereal box maze and tell you it’s a ballot
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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I need people who don’t live in the Twin Cities to stop telling people not to join massive Signal groups right now. People are doing it. They’re going to keep doing it. Give them good advice about it.

The actually practical advice is don’t say anything to 1000 strangers you wouldn’t say in public
January 15, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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I'm struck by how the media, especially print media, sticks to enforced neutral language even as it is obviously being gamed by fascists.

We need a wave of 1890s muckracker journalists.

::old timey radio voice:: Horrifying scenes in Minneapolis today as federal agents brutalize the citizenry!
January 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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99% chance this is what they mean
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 6d
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
"Labeling him a murderer ... and all you have is a viral video."

Is it leaping to conclusions jus to describe an event caught in three different angles on video?
WILL CAIN: I'd be careful if I were you. I believe you're liable for defamation

MAXWELL FROST: I am not going to be careful in terms of calling out what so many people saw. Renee Nicole Good did not get the due process she deserves.
January 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Wow: Mary Peltola announces she's running for Senate in Alaska — as a Dem, of course.

Peltola looked to be deciding between a run for governor, where she looked like she'd almost be favored, and a tough race for Senate against Republican incumbent Sullivan.

Telling of Dems' mood she chose latter.
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Tapper to Noem: "I just showed you video of people attacking law enforcement officers on J6. Trump pardoned them all. You said Trump is enforcing all the laws equally. That's just not true. There's a different standard for LEOs being attacked if they're being attacked by Trump supporters."
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern.

Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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we all know what the *real* manly cereal is
January 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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In this Ohio town, it was a tradition: early morning mass, waffles and eggs at Frisch's Big Boy, then over to the ICE protests to shoot at unarmed motorists. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
January 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM