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I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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Wild that the ONLY person who communicated to me as a teenager that it's wrong to sleep with people when they're too drunk to properly consent was Austin Powers.
Like... that stupid-ass movie was the ONLY thing teaching me that??
What a bad society.
Like... that stupid-ass movie was the ONLY thing teaching me that??
What a bad society.
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Wild that the ONLY person who communicated to me as a teenager that it's wrong to sleep with people when they're too drunk to properly consent was Austin Powers.
Like... that stupid-ass movie was the ONLY thing teaching me that??
What a bad society.
Like... that stupid-ass movie was the ONLY thing teaching me that??
What a bad society.
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From personal experience: something kinda like this scenario happened a few times when I was a barista, but only because we had multiple blends of coffee.
So he'd say "coffee," and I'd ask if he had a preference for any of the blends, and then he'd scrunch his nose up and say "black coffee!"
So he'd say "coffee," and I'd ask if he had a preference for any of the blends, and then he'd scrunch his nose up and say "black coffee!"
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
From personal experience: something kinda like this scenario happened a few times when I was a barista, but only because we had multiple blends of coffee.
So he'd say "coffee," and I'd ask if he had a preference for any of the blends, and then he'd scrunch his nose up and say "black coffee!"
So he'd say "coffee," and I'd ask if he had a preference for any of the blends, and then he'd scrunch his nose up and say "black coffee!"
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Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
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Five corporations control 90% of the US media market.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Five corporations control 90% of the US media market.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
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"Get a Load of This Guy" would be a great slogan for a sperm bank.
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
"Get a Load of This Guy" would be a great slogan for a sperm bank.
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.
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So there were some AI-generated videos that purported to show Black women ranting about SNAP benefits, and... Fox News is reporting on this like these are real people. They're not! They're AI!
This is truly insane. Total unreality. www.foxnews.com/media/snap-b...
This is truly insane. Total unreality. www.foxnews.com/media/snap-b...
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So there were some AI-generated videos that purported to show Black women ranting about SNAP benefits, and... Fox News is reporting on this like these are real people. They're not! They're AI!
This is truly insane. Total unreality. www.foxnews.com/media/snap-b...
This is truly insane. Total unreality. www.foxnews.com/media/snap-b...
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What is the most dangerous belief in the world? There's a clear answer, and I talk about it in my new YT video. CONTENT WARNING: this one does not contain nudity.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXWm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXWm...
The Most Dangerous Belief in the World
YouTube video by JasonKPargin
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What is the most dangerous belief in the world? There's a clear answer, and I talk about it in my new YT video. CONTENT WARNING: this one does not contain nudity.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXWm...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXWm...
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EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
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Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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Have you ever been lost in a video game level, wandering empty halls, until you know you're going the right way because you finally run into enemies? Because you don't know what to do without conflict? Well some people live their real lives that way
October 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Have you ever been lost in a video game level, wandering empty halls, until you know you're going the right way because you finally run into enemies? Because you don't know what to do without conflict? Well some people live their real lives that way
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“I asked ChatGPT–“ okay well I asked the seashell I held up to my ear, and it said SHHHHHHH
September 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“I asked ChatGPT–“ okay well I asked the seashell I held up to my ear, and it said SHHHHHHH
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We're celebrating 1 trillion webpages archived in the Wayback Machine on October 22 🎉
We want to hear from you: Why is the Wayback Machine important to YOU? Make a short video & share it with hashtag #Wayback1T 🤳
Let's celebrate a trillion memories together.
INFO ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/09/23/
We want to hear from you: Why is the Wayback Machine important to YOU? Make a short video & share it with hashtag #Wayback1T 🤳
Let's celebrate a trillion memories together.
INFO ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/09/23/
September 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
We're celebrating 1 trillion webpages archived in the Wayback Machine on October 22 🎉
We want to hear from you: Why is the Wayback Machine important to YOU? Make a short video & share it with hashtag #Wayback1T 🤳
Let's celebrate a trillion memories together.
INFO ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/09/23/
We want to hear from you: Why is the Wayback Machine important to YOU? Make a short video & share it with hashtag #Wayback1T 🤳
Let's celebrate a trillion memories together.
INFO ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/09/23/
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we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there
for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world
September 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there
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My @loresjoberg.bsky.social shirt arrived!
September 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My @loresjoberg.bsky.social shirt arrived!
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For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?
For more maps: brilliantmaps.beehiiv.com/s...
For more maps: brilliantmaps.beehiiv.com/s...
September 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?
For more maps: brilliantmaps.beehiiv.com/s...
For more maps: brilliantmaps.beehiiv.com/s...
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the groypers sure seem to think Charlie Kirk was killed by a groyper
September 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the groypers sure seem to think Charlie Kirk was killed by a groyper
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Also I don't think the arrows were a three arrows reference, I think it was from fucking Helldivers 2
www.ign.com/wikis/helldi...
www.ign.com/wikis/helldi...
September 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Also I don't think the arrows were a three arrows reference, I think it was from fucking Helldivers 2
www.ign.com/wikis/helldi...
www.ign.com/wikis/helldi...
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It won’t fit in screen shots but linking here the full letter of resignation posted by one of the departing CDC officials, Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, who ran the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases and led efforts to fight COVID, monkeypox, and bird flu
x.com/dr_demetre/s...
x.com/dr_demetre/s...
August 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It won’t fit in screen shots but linking here the full letter of resignation posted by one of the departing CDC officials, Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, who ran the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases and led efforts to fight COVID, monkeypox, and bird flu
x.com/dr_demetre/s...
x.com/dr_demetre/s...
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This sort of admission—the VP is involved in prosecutorial decisions, the "concerns" arise from political actors, and the administration knows they don't have probable cause—would have prompted the Founders to impeach everyone involved.
JD Vance: "We're in the very early stages of an ongoing investigation into John Bolton ... if we think Ambassador Bolton committed a crime, of course eventually prosecutions will come ... there's a broad concern about Ambassador Bolton."
August 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This sort of admission—the VP is involved in prosecutorial decisions, the "concerns" arise from political actors, and the administration knows they don't have probable cause—would have prompted the Founders to impeach everyone involved.
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August 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Going LIVE for an hour long CAMP CAMP Q&A! www.youtube.com/live/L68kqbw...