[crawling out of 2025 covered in my own blood and tears] I mean, it wasn't even that scary
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
[crawling out of 2025 covered in my own blood and tears] I mean, it wasn't even that scary
Reposted by Styna Lane
Wrote about how disappointing it is that Jon Stewart punched down on people masking at @motherjones.com, when people should mind their own business and leave mask wearers be. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Hey Jon Stewart, jokes about wearing masks aren't funny
Critics of the Daily Show host say he's a hypocrite.
www.motherjones.com
December 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wrote about how disappointing it is that Jon Stewart punched down on people masking at @motherjones.com, when people should mind their own business and leave mask wearers be. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Not a lot of people know this, but The Big Sad actually hunts by sound, and that's why I need so much background noise at all times. Makes it harder for it to get me.
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Not a lot of people know this, but The Big Sad actually hunts by sound, and that's why I need so much background noise at all times. Makes it harder for it to get me.
Dear Ohio, please no tornado tonight - I accidentally took my bedtime edible twice, and that sounds like it would be just a Really Bad Time™
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Dear Ohio, please no tornado tonight - I accidentally took my bedtime edible twice, and that sounds like it would be just a Really Bad Time™
I don't want a man, I want to perform a heist
December 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I don't want a man, I want to perform a heist
HOLY HECK???
Merry Crimmis to meeeee
😭😭😭😭
Thank you for 300,000 plays!!!
🩶🩶🩶🩶
Merry Crimmis to meeeee
😭😭😭😭
Thank you for 300,000 plays!!!
🩶🩶🩶🩶
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HOLY HECK???
Merry Crimmis to meeeee
😭😭😭😭
Thank you for 300,000 plays!!!
🩶🩶🩶🩶
Merry Crimmis to meeeee
😭😭😭😭
Thank you for 300,000 plays!!!
🩶🩶🩶🩶
Ope, better hydrate before vocal lessons!
*downs a large iced coffee*
Nailed it 😌
*downs a large iced coffee*
Nailed it 😌
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ope, better hydrate before vocal lessons!
*downs a large iced coffee*
Nailed it 😌
*downs a large iced coffee*
Nailed it 😌
In our last session my therapist and I determined - I don't really put people I admire on a pedestal.
I just dig the ground out from beneath myself, which is... worse 👍🏻
I just dig the ground out from beneath myself, which is... worse 👍🏻
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In our last session my therapist and I determined - I don't really put people I admire on a pedestal.
I just dig the ground out from beneath myself, which is... worse 👍🏻
I just dig the ground out from beneath myself, which is... worse 👍🏻
No, sorry, that delusion is structurally integral. Without it, the whole place could come dow— I SAID LEAVE IT!! *smacks my therapist's hand*
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No, sorry, that delusion is structurally integral. Without it, the whole place could come dow— I SAID LEAVE IT!! *smacks my therapist's hand*
Just sitting here waiting for my ADHD meds to kick in (I forgot to take them)
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just sitting here waiting for my ADHD meds to kick in (I forgot to take them)
My toxic trait is genuinely believing that I would just instinctively know how to play a hurdy gurdy
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My toxic trait is genuinely believing that I would just instinctively know how to play a hurdy gurdy
📢 AI IS NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE 📢
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
📢 AI IS NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE 📢
I’m like if someone tried to draw an adult without any reference images
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m like if someone tried to draw an adult without any reference images
At least one friend has to know about your Deepest Shame™, so when you see something really funny that’s slightly relevant to it you can send it to them and be like “lol me”
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
At least one friend has to know about your Deepest Shame™, so when you see something really funny that’s slightly relevant to it you can send it to them and be like “lol me”
Containing multitudes gets exhausting after a while. I’d like to contain just a single tude for a bit
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Containing multitudes gets exhausting after a while. I’d like to contain just a single tude for a bit
Tired of my therapist prescribing me “have a conversation about it”
Like. Yeah, it’s actually been the cure every time, but have you considered that I really don’t wanna?
Like. Yeah, it’s actually been the cure every time, but have you considered that I really don’t wanna?
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Tired of my therapist prescribing me “have a conversation about it”
Like. Yeah, it’s actually been the cure every time, but have you considered that I really don’t wanna?
Like. Yeah, it’s actually been the cure every time, but have you considered that I really don’t wanna?
I fucked uuuuuup.
I thought ALL root beer was caffeine free.
TURNS OUT BARQ’S ISN’T.
I had to cut out caffeine when I developed POTS in 2016.
But I started Ivabradine last year, which has helped a lot with the symptoms?
…
I guess this will be an interesting accidental experiment 😅
I thought ALL root beer was caffeine free.
TURNS OUT BARQ’S ISN’T.
I had to cut out caffeine when I developed POTS in 2016.
But I started Ivabradine last year, which has helped a lot with the symptoms?
…
I guess this will be an interesting accidental experiment 😅
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I fucked uuuuuup.
I thought ALL root beer was caffeine free.
TURNS OUT BARQ’S ISN’T.
I had to cut out caffeine when I developed POTS in 2016.
But I started Ivabradine last year, which has helped a lot with the symptoms?
…
I guess this will be an interesting accidental experiment 😅
I thought ALL root beer was caffeine free.
TURNS OUT BARQ’S ISN’T.
I had to cut out caffeine when I developed POTS in 2016.
But I started Ivabradine last year, which has helped a lot with the symptoms?
…
I guess this will be an interesting accidental experiment 😅
Sometimes it just feels like the power steering went out in my brain, you know?
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sometimes it just feels like the power steering went out in my brain, you know?
Reposted by Styna Lane
Two people have recently asked me how I stay optimistic in 2025.
Bro, this isn't optimism, it's the grimmest determination you've ever seen.
Bro, this isn't optimism, it's the grimmest determination you've ever seen.
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Two people have recently asked me how I stay optimistic in 2025.
Bro, this isn't optimism, it's the grimmest determination you've ever seen.
Bro, this isn't optimism, it's the grimmest determination you've ever seen.
Reposted by Styna Lane
Y’all, I was SO proud of myself for remembering to cancel a channel subscription before the free trial ended…
…when I went to cancel it, I found out I was also subscribed to another channel, which I had forgotten to cancel before the trial ended.
…when I went to cancel it, I found out I was also subscribed to another channel, which I had forgotten to cancel before the trial ended.
October 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Y’all, I was SO proud of myself for remembering to cancel a channel subscription before the free trial ended…
…when I went to cancel it, I found out I was also subscribed to another channel, which I had forgotten to cancel before the trial ended.
…when I went to cancel it, I found out I was also subscribed to another channel, which I had forgotten to cancel before the trial ended.
“I want to be his peace 🥰”
I want to be the reason he’s afraid to go outside at night
I want to be the reason he’s afraid to go outside at night
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“I want to be his peace 🥰”
I want to be the reason he’s afraid to go outside at night
I want to be the reason he’s afraid to go outside at night
Nobody warns you before starting therapy that, if put in the work, you end up emotionally outgrowing a lot of the people you care deeply about.
And you can manage a fragile balance in that for a while, but eventually your options dwindle down to: letting them go, or letting them hold you back.
And you can manage a fragile balance in that for a while, but eventually your options dwindle down to: letting them go, or letting them hold you back.
October 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Nobody warns you before starting therapy that, if put in the work, you end up emotionally outgrowing a lot of the people you care deeply about.
And you can manage a fragile balance in that for a while, but eventually your options dwindle down to: letting them go, or letting them hold you back.
And you can manage a fragile balance in that for a while, but eventually your options dwindle down to: letting them go, or letting them hold you back.
Sometimes I feel like I’m squishing the faces of the people I love between my hands, BEGGING them to protect themselves, and most of them are just staring back at me like 😀
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Sometimes I feel like I’m squishing the faces of the people I love between my hands, BEGGING them to protect themselves, and most of them are just staring back at me like 😀
Me: I’m not some fragile little bean, you know 😠
Also me: I hurt myself on the pointy end of a snap pea crisp 😭
Also me: I hurt myself on the pointy end of a snap pea crisp 😭
October 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me: I’m not some fragile little bean, you know 😠
Also me: I hurt myself on the pointy end of a snap pea crisp 😭
Also me: I hurt myself on the pointy end of a snap pea crisp 😭