My bank account watching me plan another road trip
August 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My bank account watching me plan another road trip
Shockingly, I would rather continue taking the advice of the licensed medical professionals who have been familiar with me, my circumstances, and my medical history for years 😀👍🏻
June 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Shockingly, I would rather continue taking the advice of the licensed medical professionals who have been familiar with me, my circumstances, and my medical history for years 😀👍🏻
May 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Like… WHAT EVEN IS THIS 🫠
May 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Like… WHAT EVEN IS THIS 🫠
Me when a company I like(d) starts using generative AI (and really bad generative AI at that) for their marketing
May 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Me when a company I like(d) starts using generative AI (and really bad generative AI at that) for their marketing
Shocking developments in the comments.
Thanks for proving the point of the original post, guys! 🫡
Thanks for proving the point of the original post, guys! 🫡
April 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Shocking developments in the comments.
Thanks for proving the point of the original post, guys! 🫡
Thanks for proving the point of the original post, guys! 🫡
Hundreds of dollars for a tent at Coachella?
Back in my day we just spent $30 and got sun-poisoning at Warped Tour like the good lord intended.
Back in my day we just spent $30 and got sun-poisoning at Warped Tour like the good lord intended.
April 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hundreds of dollars for a tent at Coachella?
Back in my day we just spent $30 and got sun-poisoning at Warped Tour like the good lord intended.
Back in my day we just spent $30 and got sun-poisoning at Warped Tour like the good lord intended.
Migraine Day 2: Swish hasn’t left my side (he is literally perched on my side…)
He was already a Velcro cat, but has become even clingier since his recent health scare.
Not to be dramatic, but I would literally die for this guy 😭
He was already a Velcro cat, but has become even clingier since his recent health scare.
Not to be dramatic, but I would literally die for this guy 😭
March 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Migraine Day 2: Swish hasn’t left my side (he is literally perched on my side…)
He was already a Velcro cat, but has become even clingier since his recent health scare.
Not to be dramatic, but I would literally die for this guy 😭
He was already a Velcro cat, but has become even clingier since his recent health scare.
Not to be dramatic, but I would literally die for this guy 😭
My occasional hotness is entirely performative, and typically utilized either For Science or For The Bit.
The vast majority of the time (especially when I’m in the Outernet) I look like this:
The vast majority of the time (especially when I’m in the Outernet) I look like this:
February 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My occasional hotness is entirely performative, and typically utilized either For Science or For The Bit.
The vast majority of the time (especially when I’m in the Outernet) I look like this:
The vast majority of the time (especially when I’m in the Outernet) I look like this:
What an infuriating and embarrassing part of human history to be living through
February 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
What an infuriating and embarrassing part of human history to be living through
When they flirt back
January 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
When they flirt back
My friend made a “you have to tell me if we’re on a date” business card, so I made a version of it for myself 😅
January 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
My friend made a “you have to tell me if we’re on a date” business card, so I made a version of it for myself 😅
No, but this does 👀
January 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
No, but this does 👀
❌ pants
✅ thigh-highs & hoodie
✅ thigh-highs & hoodie
December 5, 2024 at 10:22 PM
❌ pants
✅ thigh-highs & hoodie
✅ thigh-highs & hoodie
What kind of foley do we think I’m working on in the recording booth tonight? 😅
November 21, 2024 at 7:32 AM
What kind of foley do we think I’m working on in the recording booth tonight? 😅