Styna Lane
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Styna Lane
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I fucked uuuuuup.
I thought ALL root beer was caffeine free.
TURNS OUT BARQ’S ISN’T.

I had to cut out caffeine when I developed POTS in 2016.
But I started Ivabradine last year, which has helped a lot with the symptoms?

I guess this will be an interesting accidental experiment 😅
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Sometimes it just feels like the power steering went out in my brain, you know?
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Two people have recently asked me how I stay optimistic in 2025.
Bro, this isn't optimism, it's the grimmest determination you've ever seen.
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Y’all, I was SO proud of myself for remembering to cancel a channel subscription before the free trial ended…

…when I went to cancel it, I found out I was also subscribed to another channel, which I had forgotten to cancel before the trial ended.
October 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“I want to be his peace 🥰”
I want to be the reason he’s afraid to go outside at night
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Nobody warns you before starting therapy that, if put in the work, you end up emotionally outgrowing a lot of the people you care deeply about.

And you can manage a fragile balance in that for a while, but eventually your options dwindle down to: letting them go, or letting them hold you back.
October 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sometimes I feel like I’m squishing the faces of the people I love between my hands, BEGGING them to protect themselves, and most of them are just staring back at me like 😀
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me: I’m not some fragile little bean, you know 😠

Also me: I hurt myself on the pointy end of a snap pea crisp 😭
October 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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The Trump administration has now reversed the layoffs of a lot of federal employees. At the CDC, officials said some staff were mistakenly terminated due to a procedural error.
October 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Terrible news, folks - I looked at the instructions BEFORE I put together my new desk, and it prevented every problem I’ve ever had when putting furniture together.
October 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Trump has explicitly stated that he is terminating federal employees based on political affiliation. Data is currently being collected, but layoff notices have already gone out to employees at the Departments of Commerce, Education, Energy,
October 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Soooo many people said I was overreacting for postponing my flight when the shutdown was confirmed lollllllll
October 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
*14 hours after interaction*
WAIT WERE THEY FLIRTING WITH ME
October 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
[flirting] my therapist is getting tired of hearing about you
October 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Happy Government Shutdown to those who celebrate, don’t forget to leave unpasteurized milk and irradiated shrimp out for Saint Epstein before you go to sleep
October 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
There’s a rehab sign in my town that says “Addicted?? Start somewhere!” and I feel they maybe should have brainstormed that wording a bit more
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Mae Martin crawling across the floor in episode 5 of Wayward changed my brain chemistry
September 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
“I asked ChatGPT–“ okay well I asked the seashell I held up to my ear, and it said SHHHHHHH
September 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’m in the phase of recording where I’ve heard this song so many fucking times that I’ve started gaslighting myself into worrying that it sounds familiar because I heard it somewhere else before writing it.

Bitch, it sounds familiar because you’ve listened to it 873 times in the last two weeks.
September 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You’re in their DMs, I’m yearning silently from a distance my therapist would describe as “profoundly avoidant,” we’re not the same 😌
September 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Constantly perplexed by people thinking I have my shit together.
I don’t know who gave you that idea, but it wasn’t me.
September 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
What’s it called where every time I stream I remember how much I love streaming, but then whenever I’m not streaming the thought of streaming again makes me So Anxious™
September 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Me before learning how to workout properly with hEDS: Everything 💥HURTS💥

Me after learning how to workout properly with hEDS: Everything 💥HURTS💥 (but different)
September 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM